Just don't try to read it using Firefox 2.x

http://blog.mozilla.com/security/2008/05/07/compromised-file-in-vietnamese-language-pack-for-firefox-2/

@#1

I'll tell you the same thing I tell the people in my office who let their email pile up like that.

Keep storing all you mail in your inbox and eventually you'll lose it all and your problem will be solved.

Would someone please hit these morons with a (dead) hedgehog already.

Hedgehogs don't kill people, people kill people.

The National Erinaceinae Association

#6

Care to post some evidence? If not, STFU.

FrancescaVeitch @1

You just jogged my memory. When I was taking biology way back in H.S. (1968 cough, cough) I got the idea that it'd be really cool to have a neck tie that looked like a planaria. Alas, I never learned to sew...

Piranha are a tropical species. If you kept them in water that is "almost freezing" they wouldn't be lethargic. They'd be dead.

If you actually used these they'd break on the first punch. On the up-side though, they'd leave some nasty slivers in the face of the punchee.

And when you look at the straw end on it looks like a vagina. WTF?

Sounds like an insurance scam to me.

Zuzu @6

"Some people really need to get over their psychological compulsion for a perception of a sterile environment."

I assume that means that you have no such compulsion. In that case, give me your address and I'll come over and piss in your living room.

My daughter and son-in-law used to own a house that had an alley running along one side. Neighborhood people would routinely walk their dogs alongside their home and leave without picking up. They put up a sign politely asking people to clean up after their dogs but it did no good. My son-in-law eventually rigged up a motion detector and sprinkler that soaked any dog and their human companion if they got too close to the house. One nimrod actually had the balls to bang on their door when he got wet. Unfortunately for him, my son-in-law was home. It was a very short confrontation. You see, my daughter's husband is a very sweet guy but he's also 6'2" and is built like Evander Holyfield. The guy may have peed himself but since his pants were already soaked no one would have noticed.

How many stigmata does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change the bulb and another to plug the hole in his palm so the bulb doesn't fall on the floor.

I to thought it would be Captn. Nemo's Nautilus when I read the title.

Oh well, this is pretty cool to. Too bad the driveway doesn't look like a big slime trail.

I pray that some day they may find a cure for apnea. But I'm not holding my breath....

Personally, I don't mind at all if a woman has a position of authority over me. Especially if she's wearing black spandex.

There's a Polish restaurant near me that serves goulash folded in a fried potato pancake the size of a regulation volleyball. It's topped with about 6 ounces of sour cream and includes a side of sliced cucumbers swimming in more sour cream. It tastes great but it's enough food for 3 people.

Hehehehe. The term "wet felting" makes me feel all tingly in my secret places.