So let me get this straight, masturbation can help prevent prostate cancer, and excessive coffee drinking can help prevent heart disease.

Wow, man's two main causes of death treated by two of man's biggest vices.

These "studies" are kinda meaningless, though. They wheel them out and make some big deal about them, when they could've just summed everything up by saying: "Many of the things you do or do not do on a daily basis may or may not prevent you from getting a disease which you might not have gotten in the first place."

You know, it's still easier, and probably cheaper, to join the Church of "Bob". The only drawback is that you have to supply your own fez and tiny clown car. But who needs all that when you get your own flying saucer?

I can't really defend GTA too much, as it's the same series which included a hidden penis in the lights of a building (Vice City), a security company called "Gruppe Secs", and ice cream trucks with whipped cream in the shape of breasts.

However,unlike pretty much everyone rallying against it, I've actually played every game in the series, and loved every last one. There actually is some pretty smart humor buried in all the dick and boob jokes, and the sex and violence outside of the missions is entirely optional.

And a lot of you seem to be missing the point. The GTA series is basically an homage to "gangster films" of all types, with all of the excessive violence and misogyny that comes with the genre. If that type of entertainment isn't your thing then that's your business, but don't act like Rockstar invented misogyny or gratuitous violence.

@ #7: Yeah, that's one of the things I loved about this commercial... you could actually look at it like she's getting back at her jerkwad husband by giving him shitty instant coffee.