There's Morty Seinfeld, but the first actor appeared only on one episode.

Also, the present Gordon on Sesame Street is the third actor in the role.

@20/Patrick M: Inside UFO 54-40 was my all-time favorite for just that reason. (Minor nitpick: the utopia was actually named "Ultima.")

Y'all might look up the definitions of obsolete. "No longer in use or no longer useful" is the most restrictive definition, but the word also describes something "of a kind or style no longer current: old-fashioned."

Does this remind anybody else of Hiatus?

#18, the British idiom is "knickers in a twist"; "panties in a knot" and panties in a bunch" are common American equivalents.

My immediate reaction was to wonder how they'd be oriented properly, but I've never worn contacts; those who have, does that seem feasible?

Much as I enjoy the comic, it and the first comment above miss the fact that Stewart and Colbert aren't funny entirely on their own. Those witty analyses come from the writers.

(See also that video linked to at the bottom of the post.)

Looking around that site, I noticed How to make a bulk cookie cutter from tuna cans, which seems even more appropriate here.

(Further evidence that today's "lifehacking" is yesterday's "Hints from Heloise," I guess...)

where all books, used, new, damaged or whole, have to be sold for the same price

The article actually confines this to undamaged new books. ("Save for old, used or damaged books, discounting in Germany is illegal.")

Giving credit where it's due, "Purple People Eater" is by Sheb Wooley, not Dr. Demento.

"Meh. There was a grace period to use them that expired 2 years ago."

At the time, it had been less than three months, if that helps any...