No matter what colour the seat the fact remains that a large number of asses carrying a vast array of Eldritch nasties have sat on every toilet seat in existence. The Japanese have the right idea, they have toilets designed so that you have to hover, just like squatting in the bushes on the side of the highway.

I apologize for potentially adding to the level of disturbance this video already has, but the colour of the Orangina definately gives the video a "Golden Showers" theme. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Golden_showers