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Ben Stein: "science leads you to killing people"

May 1, 2008 9:31pm

Wow, they're so far off it's astounding.

To join a group which rallies around an irrational idea is to agree that the idea is authoritative and must therefore be obeyed mindlessly. From this submission the leaders of the group are able to demand and justify any action, because the idea takes precedence over everything, including human rights. This is where persecution and genocide are born.

Only people who see themselves as individuals are able to stand apart from the "might makes right" philosophy that is inherent in all religious organizations, and instead cooperate with their fellow men, eschewing violence.

Grand Theft Are You Fcking Kidding Me

May 1, 2008 4:05pm

I don't want the government to do anything about anything and I think anyone who does call for government action should be accused of being a fascist and dismissed out of hand by anyone who considers themselves an individual.

HOWTO keep your laptop from being searched at the border (it's hard)

May 1, 2008 4:03pm

Why don't we just tell the government that we don't want our electronics searched and the border and we won't allow it any more. Write your congressmen or whomever. The law can be changed and the policies can be changed and we don't have to put up with nonsense like this.

Gun owners are the happiest people in the US

April 21, 2008 10:16pm

I'm shocked at the shocked attitude of this article and some of the comments here. You really are surprised that people have guns in their homes? In America.

Ill. Rep. Monique Davis: it's dangerous for children to know atheists exist, orders atheist to stop testifying

April 8, 2008 2:24pm

I sent her a fax explaining the difference between authoritarianism and free thinking and which one our Founding Fathers set up our country to protect, which they fought a war against, and which religion supports and which it is opposed to. I doubt it will make a difference, but glad the fact the FBI hasn't shown up at my door to ask me why I think I can send faxes to people about not believing in god, there's still room for debate in this country.

Best practices for water imbibing: "Just drink when you're thirsty"

April 4, 2008 7:06am

By the time you're thirsty you're already 2% dehydrated, according to the US Army Survival Manual.

Dangers of a giant national database -- article from 1967 was eerily prescient

April 1, 2008 12:27pm

Intelligent people seem to be confused as to why CCTV, databases and civil liberties are being eroded with no one standing up for what's right. I'd like to explain it: A whole lot of people believe that it's more important to do what you're told than to do what you think is right. Those people are fascists, though we don't know them as such. Rather we know them as people raised under authoritarian parenting. By the process of training a child to become an obedient unquestioning nearly mindless slave to conformity, you create inside their psyches an overwhelming desire and dependence on other people in authority telling them what to do. For them, thinking for yourself, being responsible, is horror and chaos. For them to think other people aren't under similar constraints is abject fear. So you can see how easy it would be for these closet fascists to put up cameras, monitor everyone's behavior, give up their own freedoms willingly (because they don't want them in the first place and have never tried them), and want you to obey or go to jail.

Woman told to remove nipple rings for Texas flight

March 27, 2008 5:48pm

This is shocking! I have 10 ga rings in my nipples and 8 ga titanium barbell in my penis and in the last five years I've passed through airports in San Francisco, Taiwan, Hong Kong, Philippines, and Maui several times and never set off the metal detector. It doesn't require pliers to take off my piercings, because they have captive ball rings which pop in and out, but some piercings do require pliers.

I never once thought that anyone would confiscate my jewelry, and only feared I'd have to show it to someone if I set off the detector. Never in my wildest dreams did I imagine someone might insist I remove the jewelry and leave it behind. I am absolutely flabbergasted. Where is common sense? What is this authoritarian blind obedience coming from and why are we accepting it. Sue them, sue them now and sue them hard. Not just for the pain of having to re-pierce the piercing but for theft and violating my privacy and human rights!

Creationist documentary premiere bars science blogger, accidentally lets in Richard Dawkins

March 21, 2008 8:10am

I don't get it? Why are they trying to get in to a religious documentary? Doesn't interest me. I already know they don't have a leg to stand on. I'm sure RD didn't hear anything he hasn't heard a thousand times. He'd be accomplishing more by protesting outside with signs showing lines from his book.

Fingertip biometrics at Disney turnstiles: the Mouse does its bit for the police state

March 15, 2008 8:20am

In the Philippines, shotgun-armed guards stand in front of any business dealing with money, cops tote full auto AR-15 rifles, and every time you go in the mall you line up, lift your arms for a pat down and and open your bag for a quick search from an armed security officer.

Steampunk Nerf guns

February 1, 2008 7:45pm

This fella has an interesting take on the idea: http://hoogteziekte.blogspot.com/2008/01/maverick-nerf-pistola.html

Derren Brown's Tricks of the Mind video -- baffling mentalism

December 23, 2007 1:41pm

With all the fools who "believe" in nonsense these days and are voting with their faith rather than after well researched reasoning can we really afford to pander to these kinds of tricksters? For every seeming miracle they perform another sucker falls hook line and sinker for the mystical mumbo jumbo of their parent's religion. His trick being sufficient proof of the supernatural for a mind absent of critical thought to leap to preposterous conclusions about the nature of reality.

Confusing sandwich coupon

December 21, 2007 5:26pm

Down is up, up is down, I can't take it, it's too confusing. [Lenny leaps to his death] It's not that confusing.

Icelandic "shopping terrorist" menace thwarted at JFK

December 21, 2007 5:19pm

In my day Icelandic people were welcome to overstay their visas and any authorities who noticed were instructed to offer a friendly warning and take no other action against our harmless allies. Now-a-days our stooges have no common sense.

Texas evacuees subject to criminal checks

December 20, 2007 2:41pm

Of course this is the stupidest idea ever.

Man loses glasses, damages car wash

December 18, 2007 9:11pm

This is how I feel. The cursor is on the second e in feel and it looks like foel to me so I kept typing it over and over again.

How to Spot a Cylon

December 17, 2007 10:08pm

The reason Baltar couldn't tell a Cylon from a human is because THEY'RE All CYLONS! He's got a mental block in his android brain that prevents him from recognizing and admitting the truth.

Vibrating Bluetooth bracelet helps you get the phone

December 11, 2007 8:01am

Are you sure that's the reason they don't answer your calls?

Steampunk gift guide

December 7, 2007 10:55pm

My Minibull Sith stove weighs 1.55 ounces while my Princeton Tec Attitude 4AAA LED flashlight weighs 2.6 ounces including batteries. I think I'm good.

Killing a Pleo robotic dinosaur -- video

December 5, 2007 5:49pm

Does it have a positronic brain or is it connected directly to the internet?

Homebrew camera-phone se-cam looks like a bomb

December 5, 2007 12:15pm

Doesn't a bomb also require explosives like sticks of dynamite or jugs of liquid or slabs of plastique?

Real poop behind 2G1C, US obscenity law, and 'net security.

November 30, 2007 8:59pm

If it's not real and inspires people to try it. My god, the irony!

Brits! Petition the PM to stop national children's database

November 30, 2007 11:31am

Why do the Brits allow or even suggest these things when it seems clear that it's outrageous? Is their government full of incompetents like ours?

Turkey may charge Dawkins' publisher for "insulting believers"

November 30, 2007 11:29am

I haven't read it, nor visited Turkey, but I can tell which one is stupid by their immoral use of force outside of self-defense.

Driver tasered for refusing to sign traffic ticket

November 27, 2007 3:49pm

No, no. Why should the cop have to respectfully respond to this idiot's nonsense. If I was that officer I would've assumed that guy was either high, mentally retarded, or just a big freaking jerk. The police officer clearly assumed the latter because when the guy finally refused to sign the ticket he'd had enough. He assumed the jerk wanted to go to jail and he was happy to oblige. Telling him he was under arrest was no surprise to this jerk and once he started to walk away, tasering him was a final act of self-defense. Everyone with any sense knows there's no point in arguing with a cop, even if he's wrong. Even if he's violent! You don't fight back, you take your ticket and sign it and fight it in court if you feel you were wronged. If this officer thought that what he was doing was wrong he would have to quit his job. There's no room for argument there.

Science and carbs - A big fat lie revisited

November 18, 2007 9:27am

I lost 27 pounds in one month on Zoloft, with no exercise, just lying around depressed all day, every day. After I lost all that weight I felt a lot better about myself. It doesn't do that for everyone though. Some people gain weight.

Video of man tasered to death

November 15, 2007 12:53pm

I won't watch it.

One Laptop Per Child sale starts

November 14, 2007 12:19am

Two questions:

Who says a computer will help them in any conceivable way? Wouldn't a book be a better learning tool or a qualified teacher or a school?

What's stopping them or their parents from selling their laptops and buying necessities like clothing, food, medicine, shelter, or something they don't need?

US intelligence honcho channels Orwell, redefines privacy

November 11, 2007 10:21pm

Privacy should be increased as society evolves. A thriving economy with limited corruption will engender a peaceful society. Fairness, justice and minding ones own business eliminates any need for government intelligence.

HeavyInk.com - a mashup of Amazon.com-for-comic-books

November 8, 2007 7:06pm

I'm already a member of HeavyInk.com, but call me retarded because I spent at least a minute trying to decipher this post. The whole "mashup of Amazon.com-for-comic-books" confused me to no end. What's a mashup? Is this on Amazon.com? And what does HeavyInk have to do with Facebook? Guh!

Soviet propaganda cartoon DVDs

November 4, 2007 2:37pm

I buy everything I see. I have so much money and no standards whatsoever. I even have a robo goat on order. Keep 'em coming.

Library's clever answer to network filtering

November 1, 2007 11:31am

If it's on the internet it isn't "abuse". There's no evidence to suggest that children seeing anything ever is traumatizing to them, especially if their questions are answered truthfully. Ignorance, lying and confusion are what causes childhood trauma, not information.

Wired editor bans PR flacks

October 30, 2007 5:22pm

I don't know what a flack is?

Donovan to open meditation-based college

October 30, 2007 2:57pm

Meditation is as much mind-blanking mysticism as religion, superstition and socialism. The Eastern spiritual arts are in no ways superior. All mysticism is antithetical to reason.

Kuka: Robot Ascetic Inscribes Bible

October 29, 2007 1:06pm

Isn't this how all books are made?

KidRobot's Yo Gabba Gabba! hoodies

October 26, 2007 5:18pm

How can we even pretend to market shows to children in the US when the best scientific research indicates and experts agree that all TV is bad for kids, and not so good for adults either?

Taser death at Vancouver Airport

October 26, 2007 5:16pm

Seda-give?!

Disney's coprophilic cookbook

October 24, 2007 8:48am

Pooh isn't poo.

Hollowed out editions of your favorite books

October 23, 2007 4:37pm

I could buy a router on eBay or craigslist for 35 bucks.

CNN's Glenn Beck: "people who hate America" losing homes in So CA wildfires

October 23, 2007 11:42am

He can say whatever stupid crap he wants but if a marine or firefighter kicks his ass that marine or firefighter should be arrested. This is America and violence is not an acceptable response to differences of opinion or glib comments. All you can do is ignore him or argue your opposing point.

Japanese women could be "safer" at night by wearing vending-machine disguises

October 20, 2007 10:56am

Excuse me, but if there's a need for that sort of thing, I think women would do better to stay home or go out in groups.

Dumbledore is gay -- Rowling

October 20, 2007 10:55am

It's none of my business what consenting fictional characters do in the privacy of their own home, nor if they want to kiss and hold hands in public.

Dungeons & Dragons 4.0 Makes Remote Pen-and-Paper Play Easier

October 16, 2007 3:17pm

This isn't what I want at all. I want someone to tell me a story and I want to visualize it in my head and then react to it by telling a little story of my own, and I don't want to see any maps unless I've drawn them myself, and I can roll my own dice thank you.

If people wanted to do this, if getting everyone together is the reason they don't play, they could go into chat, turn on their webcams and microphones and do it right now. I don't know about most people, but I would prefer to role-play with people I know, and I simply don't know anyone, nor have I met anyone who plays D&D since 4th grade.

Which laws don't we enforce and why?

October 15, 2007 11:48am

I follow all the rules, am constantly scared to death of being arrested for trumped up or false charges and try to stay home as much as possible. That's the real future of humanity.

"Water Hobo" sprays yard-cutters with water

October 12, 2007 6:15pm

If you can't build a proper fence around it, it really isn't your property.

Boing Boing tv: Ask "Simpsons" director David Silverman

October 11, 2007 8:59am

I don't like it when Homer chokes Bart. Homer's a lovable doofus, but this I cannot forgive.

Trailer for Steve Gould's JUMPER

October 10, 2007 8:53am

First of all, how do you find the time let alone interest to read a book dozens of times? Secondly how come you link to Amazon when you advocate giving your work away for free?

Hauntrod Funnycar for your short-range travel needs

October 9, 2007 5:49pm

It's not street legal; not in CA.

Boing Boing tv: Online Pujas/World's Most Polluted

October 8, 2007 9:06am

For the record I don't like this boing boing tv business. I'm reading, I want to read, not get out the headphones, switch to headphones, wait for the video to trigger the wireless to turn on and then go back and start the video over, etc.

Modern phrenologists "predict" terrorism with biometrics

October 6, 2007 11:06pm

This is like trying to predict the weather. In order to get enough information to make any prediction you'd have to interfere with the subject so much as to make any readings meaningless. It's preposterous to even consider that anyone could or would be able to record the brain responses of a single actual terrorist in action, let alone the dozens it would take to form any scientific theory as to what they're behavior is like before they commit an attack. And who says all terrorists think they same things? Surely suicide bombers looks a lot different than bombers just planting a device and expecting to get off the plane before it explodes. Is there a difference between religious and political martyrs? Christian and Muslim martyrs? Impossible.

Function of the appendix found? A good bacteria safehouse.

October 6, 2007 4:13pm

It's always been something of an unverified urban legend that the appendix is useless and vestigial. I've read and known many experts and conspiracy theorists who've disagreed for years.

Chinese restaurant MFC is a mashup of McDonald's and KFC.

October 5, 2007 6:39pm

In the Philippines they sell fried chicken and spaghetti (separately or together as a combo) at every McDonald's and near the condiments is an insulated pitcher full of warm to hot gravy for your dining pleasure.

ABC reporter files from inside Burma via cellphone

September 29, 2007 4:43pm

What report?

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