There was a man living at Gatwick who claimed to be living there since the 80's.

Delaney came to the attention of police at Gatwick when he was arrested with his briefcase of chef's knives but says he wasn't the only one avoiding the law.

He said: There's a whole little community in there.

"I know one guy who was there for eight years straight.

"There's another guy, Gary, who's a pensioner in his 60s.

"He's very well dressed, always looks very distinguished.

"You can see these people a mile off. In the summer there's about 30 of them.

White Mischief - fantastic title - one of my fave semi-obscure movies.

A title preceded, I believe, by a song from "Broadcasting from Home" by the delightful Penguin Cafe Orchestra