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Montana Governor explains why Real ID sucks
March 10, 2008 6:52am
Starbucks' formula has changed, let us count the (three) ways.
February 28, 2008 7:35am
How can people afford to spend so much on coffee? I make a pot and fill my thermos before work. Probably costs me $0.50 for 8 cups. Or I could go to starbucks and pay $3+ for a coffee.
Off switch needs key to be turned back on
February 26, 2008 7:38am
You guys have never heard of occupancy sensors? Much more effective. If you needed a key to turn the lights on, the kids would just never turn them off.
Spore release date announced: Sep 7, 2008.
February 12, 2008 12:49pm
Starting to sound like duke nukem forever. They've been talking about this game for years.
Neat house uses water tank to hold up roof, cool interior
February 8, 2008 10:18am
The ceiling in the bedroom looks like cheap plywood.
It is.
Neat house uses water tank to hold up roof, cool interior
February 8, 2008 4:44am
I don't think having a tank of water would really do much to cool the house down. Maybe a little? If it gets hot out, doesn't the water get warm too?
Scans of 1950s kids' Valentine's Day cards
February 6, 2008 10:33am
Today a kid would get suspended for having a picture of a gun with them and the company that made the card would be sued for causing the 'virginia tech massacre'.
Video of man firing 18 rounds from a pistol in 3 seconds
February 4, 2008 10:38am
@padster123: I can tell you're knocking something you've never tried. This is a recipe for failure.
Video of man firing 18 rounds from a pistol in 3 seconds
February 4, 2008 10:09am
He and his friends suuuure like their guns.
Who doesn't?
Still pretty glad we don't have such a gun culture in the UK.
You don't know what you're missing.
Google issues statement on MSFT's hostile Yahoo bid
February 4, 2008 7:05am
while the Patriots losing is sad
If by 'sad' you mean 'friggin awesome'. Then yes, I agree.
Analyzing Bush based on his favorite painting
February 1, 2008 11:24am
Art is subjective. Also this is the story he was described when the painting was given to him.
Filial piety: letting your father-in-law nurse at your breast
February 1, 2008 6:02am
Just what I wanted to see popping up on my screen this morning.
Man unveils 30-year-old "instant water boiler" invention
January 31, 2008 5:49am
If this thing boils water so fast, why is he holding a glass in his hand as he uses the device?
Hot rod tiki god tee
January 29, 2008 8:19am
Thanks for posting a tee shirt that's not $40 for a change!
Mark F. T-Shirt
January 25, 2008 5:40am
$40.94 after shipping. I get too many stains on my t-shirts to spend that much.
Cloverfield's visual gaffe -- stuff movie sf usually gets wrong
January 24, 2008 7:28am
What does 'DoD' stand for? I really don't understand this post at all.
Winning lotto ticket confiscated from drug peddler
January 23, 2008 12:27pm
Everyone's so quick to defend the drug peddlers.
Honor student suspended for bringing multitool to school
January 23, 2008 5:00am
Gee I graduated high school in '99 and I used to keep a shotgun in the trunk of my car at school during deer season, and definitely remember having .22 bullets scattered in the bottom of my back pack. I guess I knew that the gun was technically against the rules, but at that time it didn't seem like a big deal. Today I think I would go to prison for such an act.
Torture Couture
January 23, 2008 4:57am
Thank god for adblock and the ability to adblock a specific image.
Beet juice prevents icy streets
January 21, 2008 12:00pm
In a snowstorm I would think they'd be better off using sand for traction. Save the salt for icy mornings.
Angular attic staircase -- cheap, steep, and does the trick
January 21, 2008 7:31am
Where do you get pine "boxes" like that? And what is under the small strips of pine since obviously they aren't structural. I don't know if I had that little space I think I would just go with a regular attic ladder.
Goth kids at the Disneyland Carousel
January 21, 2008 7:23am
Way to play dressup with your kids. That's some good parenting right there.
Pill to "improve first-person shooter performance"
January 17, 2008 11:55am
Cpt. Tim: if you up your sensitivity too much you lose precision.
Pill to "improve first-person shooter performance"
January 17, 2008 11:43am
It's not a beverage, they are pills.
The recommened intake for FpsBrain is two capsules per day.
Great Wall Mural, Bank of China, Dalian China
January 17, 2008 11:29am
What's with the missing vowels?
Canada puts Gitmo on torture watchlist
January 17, 2008 11:26am
I don't think calling for his release is appropriate. I do however think that he should be given a trial in the United States and punished appropriately if found guilty.
Flame gun ad from 1972
January 16, 2008 11:22am
THEIMAGE: this one is cheaper and more powerful: http://www.northerntool.com/webapp/wcs/stores/servlet/product_6970_266859_266859
In Defense of Food: NPR interview with Michael Pollan about "Eat food. Not too much. Mostly plants."
January 16, 2008 7:44am
Mostly plants. What a crock of crap.
Help save Aaron's grandfather's house!
January 16, 2008 7:40am
Good luck, but your grandfather will probably lose his house.
Hang your books from the rafters
January 11, 2008 6:24am
Most people only have rafters visible in their basement. Where would you use this?
Miro 1.1: faster torrenting for better net TV
January 11, 2008 6:23am
How does this compare to Joost? I tried using joost because of all the hype, but found it unusable due to the constant lag.
Vegetarian survival kit
January 8, 2008 1:29pm
"Historical comments about your ancestor's need for extra protein aside, there simply aren't any good reasons to eat meat, especially in our generously provided-for Western culture."
What do you propose happens to all the deer I shoot if I stop eating meat?
Hall closet converted to a Tardis
January 7, 2008 6:05am
Biggest inside joke ever. I just don't get it.
Suburban family discovers hidden room filled with toxic mold and a taunting note
January 7, 2008 5:57am
Getting a mold test is an option on most home inspections. If it's not visible the inspector won't find it without the optional test. In addition if it wasn't plainly visible then the Realtor and bank wouldn't know about it. The only one at fault is the previous owner because he likely signed an agreement with information about known problems like this.
UK mall bans grandparents for trying to photo their grandkids
January 3, 2008 11:13am
#3: The mall has already apologized for the guard's behavior and the couple is welcome to go back to the mall. It was a misunderstanding brought about by an idiot security guard. Big deal, move on folks.
Fight menus-under-doors with DANGER stickers
January 3, 2008 6:46am
Yeah, I think unless you actually make it crush the fingers, the sticker won't work for long.
Topless woman in park used as bait in police arrest
January 2, 2008 12:54pm
Sunbathing topless is equally anti-social in a family park like this. Sorry, but it is.
Ice fishing in Japan
January 2, 2008 7:51am
We go smelting in the NY Finger Lakes. Using nets in the streams that flow into the lakes you can catch them usually at night. It's been a while, but I remember them being pretty tasty. We would catch hundreds of them and clean them, and fry them in batter.
Fox helps itself to photo of blogger's dog
December 26, 2007 10:24am
Probably not the same dog. Even if it is, who the hell cares. Get back to work.
Kid uses mousetrap to catch money-thief
December 26, 2007 6:26am
How do you set a mousetrap inside of a book bag? I can barely set one on the floor without setting it off.
Fox helps itself to photo of blogger's dog
December 26, 2007 6:23am
Sorry, doesn't really seem like a big deal.
Amusing firing range targets
December 19, 2007 10:56am
PECES: Thankfully for the rest of us, you are in the minority not only in this discussion, but in the real world. Most people can understand our right to bear arms and they respect that even if they choose not to own any themselves. And by the way, the idea of the targets isn't to shoot at the kid.
Police ordered to pull over people doing nothing wrong
December 18, 2007 12:19pm
What happens when the person they pick to pull over turns out to have an outstanding warrant and kicks off a high speed chase? This is a stupid idea on all fronts.
Papercraft AK47 assault rifle
December 17, 2007 10:32am
How can they be $150 in Africa and so much more in the US?
Blender-shaped baby-bath
December 17, 2007 6:14am
This doesn't look very easy to use. Just use an infant tub.
Vodka fan nearly kills self by glugging 2l rather than surrendering it at airport
December 14, 2007 5:43am
My hero!
Unicorn deer
December 14, 2007 5:43am
Yeah, this happens on occasion. I would think the biologist would know this. 2 more days of muzzleloader!
McDonald's fines UK drive-thru eaters £125 for staying more than 45 min
December 13, 2007 4:32am
Well at least he doesn't have to pay it. You can't just fine people because you want to.
11 slaughterhouse workers ill, inhaled pig-brain matter suspected
December 10, 2007 5:50am
All this talk about pig brains is starting to make me hungry.
Land grab case in Boulder incites anger and protests
November 21, 2007 11:04am
Oh and in addition, I still don't think the judge should be able to take the land, regardless of how big or small the property is.
Land grab case in Boulder incites anger and protests
November 21, 2007 11:03am
I don't know, if I was going to make that kind of an investment (building a home) it would be on at least 50 acres. I guess if you need to live in a city that badly, then .1 acres is all you're going to get.
Land grab case in Boulder incites anger and protests
November 21, 2007 10:32am
Who builds their dream home on a .11 acre lot anyway?
Sesame Street DVD reissues intended for adults only
November 21, 2007 5:32am
Nom nom nom nom nom nom nom mnom
Onion-chopping goggles
November 19, 2007 11:14am
"Honestly, I bought the glasses for riding on my husbands motorcycle at night, and they work great keeping the wind out of my eyes."
Umm maybe you should wear a helmet. And I'm not talking about one of those useless clamshells, but an actual helmet.
HOWTO force a padlock with a tin-can shim
November 16, 2007 4:54am
Awesome. Does this work with keyed padlocks, or only the combination ones?
Droid Sans Mono, a sweet monospace font
November 16, 2007 4:46am
Am I the only one who uses whatever shows up as default in the editor?
Urban chicken controversy in Montana
November 15, 2007 5:40am
dagdasamildanc: The definition of murder is "the crime of unlawfully killing a person especially with malice aforethought".
A chicken is not a person. And they taste delicious. I like eating chickens. Killing them isn't a pleasant experience, but it is required in order to eat them. Do you have another suggestion as to how we could eat the chickens without killing them?
I Want Sandy - perfect productivity email bot is free and public
November 14, 2007 7:26am
I can see it now... "who the hell is sandy!!!??"
Cops bust people in car watching video about avoiding gettting busted
November 8, 2007 12:55pm
That's the funniest goddamn thing I've read in a long time.
Climate change denialists winning the race for "Best Science Blog"
November 8, 2007 12:15pm
I'm sorry, apparently I missed the proof that global warming is in fact caused by humans. Certainly there is compelling evidence, but to rule out the possibility that we are not causing it, is just as dumb as ruling out the opposite. We don't know for certain what is causing the climate change. I would rather be safe than sorry, but don't rule out the possibility that this is a natural cycle.
MLB rips off fans who bought DRM videos
November 7, 2007 8:01am
Sounds like something his state attorney general could help him out with.
Bagel screwdrivers -- steel washers that work on slot-screws of all thicknesses
November 5, 2007 2:23pm
Why not just use a screwdriver?
Blue Shield screws Kos
November 2, 2007 10:35am
"I'm moving to Canada."
You're moving to Canada because this guy's health insurance sucks? Mine seems to be fine, and I'm not going anywhere.
Best Buy won't refund "hard drive" that turned out to be a box of bathroom tiles
October 29, 2007 12:44pm
If this is honestly as far as I could get with the manager, I'd probably call the police and have them come and investigate the store. If you bought a hard drive from a mom and pop store and came home to find it was full of tiles, would you call the police? I would do the same for Best Buy.
Story written using only Cat in the Hat words
October 25, 2007 6:23am
Matt Deckard: There are 50 words used in Green Eggs and Ham.
The fifty words used are: a, am, and, anywhere, are, be, boat, box, car, could, dark, do, eat, eggs, fox, goat, good, green, ham, here, house, I, if, in, let, like, may, me, mouse, not, on, or, rain, Sam, say, see, so, thank, that, the, them, there, they, train, tree, try, will, with, would, you.
Clever non-lethal mousetraps
October 24, 2007 6:18am
DGallardo: God forbid you explain the killing of a mouse to a child. And you seriously caught mice and drove them down the street to release them? Good lord, grow a pair and exterminate the filthy little pests. a $0.50 trap will kill them instantly.
Wal-Mart already sending Black Friday price-list cease-and-desists
October 23, 2007 1:06pm
madjo: If you needed this news article to convince you to not buy stuff at wal-mart, then god help you.
Wal-Mart already sending Black Friday price-list cease-and-desists
October 23, 2007 11:28am
The prices are facts, like baseball stats. They are not protected under copyright. That being said, why would they be so upset about some free advertising?
Death Cab for Cutie guitarist's album disappears down the DHS memory-hole
October 22, 2007 6:08am
"Still I generally advise people to avoid going to or being in the U.S. if they can avoid it. Sure the terror problem appears to be taken care of, but now who'll protect the US from it's anti-terror security?"
Who do you advise, and why do they listen to you? That's like advising people to stay away from Britain because the food is terrible.
Hello Kitty assault rifle
October 19, 2007 10:42am
First sign it's fake was the S&W 460 they were selling all decked out for $658. A stock one sells for around $900.
Is Colbert's "presidential campaign" breaking FEC laws?
October 19, 2007 10:26am
Shrdlu: You are comparing apples to oranges.
Funny news photo from 2004
October 18, 2007 11:39am
I always thought that women should be arrested for smoking while pregnant. The child should be taken away immediately after being born since it is obvious that the mother does not know how to properly take care of the poor thing.
Solar powered immigrant shelter provides Internet access
October 18, 2007 5:54am
"All the Mexican people I've worked with are
really hard and diligent workers. I don't
care how they got here. Their employers are
better off for having them. They help American
businesses to do better and they contribute
to our economy. And a lot of Mexican people
are employers!"
Were they legal or illegal immigrants? How much were they paid? It puts a strain on our economic system to have underpaid immigrant workers in the country. Sure it seams like a lot of money to them so they do it for less. However this brings down the pay for everyone in similar jobs.
Solar powered immigrant shelter provides Internet access
October 18, 2007 5:37am
This is stupid. I doubt there are many private landowners willing to spend their money on feeding the illegals.
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There's nothing wrong with Real ID and it actually makes a lot more sense than separate forms of ID for each state. I can think of no downsides. You have a drivers license don't you?