They also make a Tardis...

http://www.forbiddenplanet.com/categories/Type/114/Ice_Bucket/Manufacturer/2099/Wesco_Limited

I've emailed the reporter to find out if it was just spite because she wouldn't give an interview or good old fashioned lack of thought and stupidity.

We send people to jail for bad taste and a lack of class now?

Miss Cellania,

the first - only if you're doing it right
the second - only if you've subscribed to that set of morals
the third - only if you're doing it wrong
the fourth - the best way to use it for sure, but the others have their place