I'm a little surprised that printer ink isn't closer to gold (is quite cheap on this chart, actually), but surely there will come an apt and quotable comparison to blood..

I don't think "Please let me know if I can be of any further assistance" is maddening at all. Unless, of course, it follows 'help' like this example which is remarkable only for being absolutely no assistance at all. Then it's just adding insult to injury.

Ironic that the music is distributed in as unencumbered format as possible (cheers for that.) but you can't buy anything from the site without Flash.

Let switch Cory to Decaf, see if he noticed the difference.

While I think the above post was devoid of the intended humor, you need not bite.

I know it's tradition to laugh at the incompetence and paranoia of the FBI, but ALF is very real, and I wouldn't be surprised if they have as much a presence at Vegan group events as they do at PETA meetings. Remember, not all terrorists are Muslim. We have our own home grown culture of loose nuts who like blowing things up.