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Italian tourist detained by Homeland Security for visiting his American girlfriend

May 15, 2008 12:41pm

@ Trueblue, #3

Yeah, quotes like that make you wonder what ever happened to: "Give me your tired, your poor,
Your huddled masses yearning to breathe free,
The wretched refuse of your teeming shore.
Send these, the homeless, tempest-tost to me,
I lift my lamp beside the golden door!"

What the hell has happened to the United States? I really, really hope whoever is the next president can change this attitude of suspicion, fear and distrust that has swept over the nation.

Documentary about women who collect fake babies

February 12, 2008 9:30pm

I guess these would help if you're grieving the loss of a child and can't let go, but I still can't help feeling those are among the creepiest things I've ever seen. I forget the name of it, but maybe it follows the same phenomenon by which the closer something non-human approaches to appearing human, the more off putting it looks to us. Like clowns and cyborgs, I don't think I'd ever want one of these in my house.

Amazon buys Audible, promises to kill DRM if we complain

January 31, 2008 3:18pm

I got a GPS device last year whose audio book format only worked with Audible files. I thought I'd be good to go since I had bought Audible audio books from iTunes, but then I found out the files in iTunes, although provided by Audible, weren't Audible files but a locked iTunes MP4. That was convertible to MP3, but after hours on the phone w/ Audible tech support I learnt that there was no way to convert a file to Audible. What a screwed up system when the same company's files don't work on two like devices!

500 Euro notes not welcome here

January 27, 2008 11:35pm

Is the EU not like the US where all its currency must be accepted as legal tender throughout?

Mouth eye photoshop images

December 26, 2007 1:58pm

Can we get a unicorn chaser, please?

Strange 1980s Japanese whiskey commercials

November 8, 2007 12:21pm

It's actually several of his structures. The park, the Sagrada Familia and one of his houses he designed. Otherwise, I have no idea what any of this has to do with whiskey, but it oddly makes me want to learn to breath fire & dance w/ giant insects.

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