So, will Scotland Yard's experts be measuring bumps on top of our head, and checking the distance between our eye's and the thickness of our eyebrows too?

Can we get the name of the ACPO's experts and have their certificates withdrawn?

ARgh, don't feed Captain Cyborg, it only increases his voracious hunger for publicity. Which is sad, cos some of his actual science is pretty good, it's the self-publicising that gets on my tits

Man the guys at glocktalk and Ar15.com will love to see that NSFJojo's fame is spreading far and wide, it's been a classic injoke for years.

Take a look round and you can see some brilliant pictures to go on with these classic stories :D

The bbc version is great:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/entertainment/7215226.stm

> "If you were a magazine advertising stolen
> cars, handling the money for stolen cars and
> seeing to the delivery of stolen cars, the
> police would soon be at your door," he said.

but then he's talking about taking money off the owner of the roads, upon which the stolen car was driven to your house.

If you're going to make an analogy, better make it a good one, mr 15% of many many millions.

Of course these all seem to be "relatively" harmless abuses of power. But it can get a heck of a lot worse. If we don't manage to avoid having a national ID card in Britain, I'll certainly want to be working on that IT Project so I can build myself a few "spare" ID's for later ;)