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Fingertip biometrics at Disney turnstiles: the Mouse does its bit for the police state

March 15, 2008 6:10am

Ughhhh!

And Santa is watching to see who's "naughty or nice" as part of an NSA intelligence effort.

The Disney park staff with be happy to fashion your tinfoil hats into Mouse Ears, free of charge, at the entrance to "Paranoia Land".

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