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Video of escalator going in reverse

August 6, 2008 1:13pm

Scary underpants! Moving staircase make flipturn for dangerous bottom, bigeye tuna!

Laptop lounge chair

July 20, 2008 2:28am

If it can hold a laptop with a 17" display, then I am sold!

Six-word memoirs by writers famous and obscure

February 14, 2008 9:04pm

Took my damn time with everything.

Southern racists adopt "Canadian" as a euphemism for "black"

January 27, 2008 11:17am

#39, I'm Canadian and I've always tipped in the range of 15-20%, but I work with one guy and when he gave my money to the pizza man for my order, he didn't give him any of the change I left behind for a tip. I thought he didn't wanna give money that wasn't his, but when he ordered a pie a couple days later, he pays the guy exact change, and nothing more. So all I can say is just like anything else, it could go either way depending on who you meet.

Mike Huckabee congratulates Canada on its "national igloo"

January 5, 2008 10:06pm

@ #10

There's a problem I have with your claims of Mercer being too vindictive. He makes it so obvious that having it fly over your head makes it actually funny cause you didn't something that was learned in elementary school.

Consider some of the lines he gets them to say. "Congratulations Canada on legalizing VCRs." "Congratulations Canada on getting your first university." "Congratulations Canada on getting a jet propulsion plane." It goes on and on and on. America is next to a First World country, and claims like this are completely contradictory to that basic fact. If people can't wrap their head around this idea, and that what Rick Mercer tells them is complete bullshit, they deserve to get ridiculed.

Now, why should the governor of Iowa know anything about the Parliament buildings's structure? It's not that he should know anything, it's that he should exercise enough common sense to deduce that a building more than 100 years old could never be made of ice, because it's fucking impossible. Why should he consider the plausibility of ice architecture? I reiterate, COMMON SENSE. And sure, I've seen some weird shit on this site, but the difference is proof. Pics or it never happened, simple enough. Mercer doesn't have a stitch of fake evidence on him, and goes purely on his word.

Now that experience with Mayan fangirl reminds me of this time I sat down to a plate of apples and a plate of oranges and ate both in an effort to draw a concrete comparison between the two. Despite my best efforts, I couldn't find a common point between the two. And really, polite obliging of someone's idiocy is nothing more than tolerance of bullshit.

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