I wasn't aware that Lincoln lied, gave evasive answers, and made transparently fake pledges not to raise taxes during his debates with Douglas.

I suspect they're referring to the "soft irritated gums" of the Vagina Dentata, Mark.

I was listening to the interview on the way home yesterday, and was wishing this guy could be the governor of Wisconsin too. The feeble asshat who's our current governor couldn't even get the state budget passed after 6 months of wrangling with the WI state senate.

It's a good thing my basement tiki bar is full, otherwise I might be tempted to fly to CA and spent HUNDREDS, if not THOUSANDS, of dollars on TV schwag.

Mark, Mark, Mark...how could you fail to highlight the gratuitous double-entendre dialogue in that clip?

"Slim knew that his big sack would be hard to handle."

"a LaVeyan Satanist believes in religion without spirituality"

While that may well be the way the current CoS views things, LaVey himself seems to have believed enough in the spirit world to curse people who displeased him, such as Jayne Mansfield's manager, Sam Brody, and credit that curse for their later deaths.

"By the way, I am a priest in the Church of Satan, and I am an ATHEIST - I don't believe in angels, devils, smurfs, etc."

But apparently, you still feel the need to belong to something that calls itself a church, take a title that implies a religious function, and perform ceremonies.

This is clearly the work of The Tick's archnemesis, The Breadmaster!

"Baker of Badness, your buns are MINE!"

I suspect that a lot of these images were lifted directly from National Geographic. I recognized a couple of them from the December, 1921 "Islands of the Pacific" issue, which I own.

The Star Trek Chick Gallery is actually quite a bit more comprehensive than Mr. Poletti's collection.

I've not eaten these personally, but I've had the taste described to me as, "Like a mouthful of Grandma's attic."