McCain and conspiracy theorists agree that Washington is Satanic
April 9, 2008 11:42am
Iraqi astronomer goes on TV to explain why Earth is flat
March 27, 2008 5:01pm
Can we get confirmation of the accuracy of the translation?
Is Fred and Sharon's movie production business real or performance art?
March 25, 2008 11:40am
The sheer extensiveness of their YouTube offerings make me think it's the real deal.
Air safety proposal: shock-bracelets controlled by flight attendants
March 20, 2008 6:01pm
I wonder if they've accounted for this scenario...
A terrorist manages to compromise a flight attendant (or, worse, yet, perhaps the terrorist IS a flight attendant), or otherwise gain access and proper authentication to run the system.
Now they have carte blanche to shock everyone on the plane (save for the pilots and other flight crew) into submission.
The whole "9/11 would never happen again because if anyone tries to hijack a plane they'll be rushed by a horde of angry, defensive passengers" situation goes away, putting everyone in MORE danger than before!
Lessig launches Change Congress
March 20, 2008 5:49pm
The link to Change Congress is busted, leads straight back here.
London cops declare war on photography
March 4, 2008 4:43pm
Even more fun, is that they're asking you to report people who are taking pictures of CCTV cameras.
If only they had some sort of device, perhaps an automated one, that could observe people remotely... perhaps an entire network of visual recording devices that would work like television, that could be monitored by a government employee at a central location, all hooked up to a special circuit, a private one, "closed" if you will...
London cops declare war on photography
March 4, 2008 4:32pm
I like the part on one of the posters, "You can help make London a hostile place for terrorists."
Because if it's a hostile place for everyone, then it is, by definition, a hostile place for terrorists.
Man creates online shrine for favorite cookie fortune
February 27, 2008 9:20pm
I've had a better one (if you include the standard fortune cookie suffix)... "You cannot please everybody. Please yourself first."
UFO in texas pursued by military jets, say witnesses
January 15, 2008 3:17pm
I giggle a bit when I imagine the ear-to-ear told-you-so grin on Dennis Kucinich's face in the off chance that there are aliens, and they decide to make some sort of irrefutable public appearance in the near future.
Guitar Wizard: Like Guitar Hero with a Real Instrument
January 4, 2008 4:00pm
Synthesia would be cooler if they notated it on a musical staff... something that could transfer over better to playing sheet music.
Haunted Mansion spiel to be scripted
January 3, 2008 3:17pm
@#16, etc.:
A friend of mine used to work Jungle Cruise and ditched it for other rides because it became so oppressive. They've had quite a few significant crackdowns in past years on what you can and can't say on the ride, making for progressively fewer approved spiels. Sure, people will still improvise. According to the friend, though, they actually have people hide in the bushes from time to time to listen in on the skippers... wander too far off script when someone's listening? Bad things happen, including possible firedness.
ApplyYourself: in order to send a letter of reference to a university admissions committee, you have to sign our crazy EULA
December 27, 2007 11:11am
ApplyYourself manages entire college applications, not just the reference letters.
I recently submitted grad school apps to a half dozen schools, which used a total of five different application website systems.
ApplyYourself was the most authoritarian and convoluded by a significant margin.
Fox helps itself to photo of blogger's dog
December 26, 2007 12:05pm
#17 AaronT: Well, apparently he's not familiar with the fast-forward button if he's spending multiple hours on it. No way it takes that long, even just at the two-arrow fast forward, which should be plenty to spot it.
The author seems to find the horror of sitting through "several more hours" of football the worst part of all, putting himself through unnecessary extra pain to make a point. Sounds to me like someone should have called a Waaaahmbulance.
Fox helps itself to photo of blogger's dog
December 25, 2007 7:39pm
"I was forced not only to sit through several more hours of football just to make certain they didn't show the image again"
Someone get this person a TiVo!
(or, heck, a VCR...)
New Disneyland monorails
December 21, 2007 12:02pm
Do the new ones still make that deafening "PSHHHHHH" sound when the doors close?
Confusing sandwich coupon
December 21, 2007 11:57am
Perhaps the "single deal" and "double deal" are sandwiches?
It's the "2 For" that has me most bewildered.
Chicago police ask you to report people using maps or taking notes in public
December 19, 2007 11:59am
Wow... cameras, video, maps, planning routes... perhaps someone is getting "terrorist" and "tourist" mixed up.
Deutsche Grammophon launches giant, DRM-free classical music store
December 1, 2007 12:52am
Acipolone: IIRC, Naxos has had its entire catalog available DRM-free on eMusic for some time now.
British Telecom -- like sticking your head in a blender, but less fun
November 2, 2007 4:46pm
Sounds like AT&T. Perhaps they share a staffing manual or some call centers.
Last year I was activating phone service at my place. It's in an apartment complex, so when I called to set service up, they said they could just flip a switch at the office, which they would do on the first of November (estimated date to best of my memory). "I don't need to be home for it?" "No." Come activation day, while at work, I get a call on my cell phone (which was in my desk drawer; I was in the restroom) from the installation guy, letting me know that my phone wouldn't be installed because I wasn't at home and he couldn't get in to install the phone jacks I supposedly ordered.
Next day, after two hours on hold (45 minutes of which was being transferred to someone who then said "oh, that's not what this number is for), I manage to convince them that I don't need any installs done inside my apartment. They finally come out (about a week and a half later) and do the install, and this time I know they're coming. The tech calls my cell phone this time, says "hey, your phone's installed," and I never actually meet the guy.
The fun part was, during another call a few days later to change the services I was getting, when I asked why I was being charged for service beginning on my first supposed install day, rather than the week and a half later when service was actually installed. The conversation ended like this: "So it's company policy for you to charge people for services they aren't receiving?" "Yes, sir, that's correct."
I did learn a lesson earlier this year with Time Warner about call centers. Two months of phone tag and about four incompetent operators resulted in me being overcharged AND having my cable shut off. I called and spoke with one clueless operator who thought sending me to a channel listings website would solve my problems. Got cut off, called again, talked to someone who solved my two-month problem (that previous operators said was unfixable on their end) in about 5 minutes, PLUS gave me extra account credit for my trouble.
Lesson learned: If the person you're talking to on the phone is difficult and/or incompetent, hang up and try again. The one who knows what s/he's doing is out there if you keep trying.
SimCity adds global warming to the mix
October 11, 2007 12:07pm
Hydrogen plants??
If it's "plants that run on hydrogen", where is the pure hydrogen produced? A neighboring city's coal plant?
Star Wars rube goldberg machine
October 2, 2007 12:19pm
Was hoping to see the figures etc. actually used in the machine, rather than just as scenery...
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