I once knew a teacher who was absolutely convinced that the killer bees were a Communist plot to kill us all. Now with these cockroaches, she's starting to look a bit more sane.

So, the moose didn't bite his sister.

How about we bring the pitchforks and torches to bear on the issue of getting some captions on our downloaded movies, so deaf and hard-of-hearing people can enjoy the instant download feature too?

Anyone for captions? How about subtitles? Anyone?

Anyone?