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Michael Canfield
Website: http://www.michaelcanfield.net/
Bio: SF, fantasy & horror writer.
Woman goes on YouTube to air divorce grievances
April 16, 2008 3:32pm
Wal-Mart loses trademark on smiley face
March 28, 2008 1:25pm
I think Walmart should build dormitories for workers. They can charge, say, a dollar an hour for bunk space and 50 cents for a shower. They can lobby for a bill to make this a legal pretax employee pay deduction. This way everybody wins! Employees save money on expenses, and Walmart gets to recoup some of the money it loses paying workers.
If they don't like the dorms the employees should just remember how lucky they are and that some people don't have homes at all, and that they are free to go at any time.
Iraqi astronomer goes on TV to explain why Earth is flat
March 27, 2008 5:21pm
Huh, turns out he is right. I just went outside and measured. The sun is just about the size of my thumb!
HOWTO Earn an artist's living in the 21st century: 1000 True Fans
March 4, 2008 10:35pm
I can't think of an instance when I've spent $100 on one individual artist's work in one year, so I'm not sure I can relate to a "true fan." Then there is the need for the artist to gear her work toward enough products each year to keep the truefan interested. I guess these would be t-shirts for musicians and visual artists, signed special editions and chapbooks for writers, in addition to primary works like actual music and literary works.
5000 good fans at $15 - $20 (net) a year for $75-$100K a year sounds good.
Secret museum on the moon's surface
February 29, 2008 2:34pm
The best part is that Thursday evenings are pay-what-you-will.
Eyeball stickers to place over eyelids
February 15, 2008 10:29pm
Don't bother with stickers; they start to curl up and could come off at an inopportune moment.
Get tattooed.
Eyeball stickers to place over eyelids
February 15, 2008 10:28pm
Don't bother with stickers; they start to curl up and could come off at an inopportune moment.
Get tattooed.
Lethem, DJ Spooky and others on copyfighting and creativity on public radio
January 22, 2008 4:26pm
Glad I stayed for the end, got a lump in my throat during the Gladwell interview.
Unknowing twins married
January 12, 2008 7:51am
Extraordinary claims require extraordinary proof. I politician relating an anecdote to perfectly illustrate the need for some legislation he wants doesn't qualify. At this point, I'm not buying it.
Mike Huckabee congratulates Canada on its "national igloo"
January 5, 2008 11:09am
If Jesus didn't want Canadians living in igloos then why did He invent ice six thousand years ago? Huh?
What would it be like to be the last person on Earth?
January 4, 2008 2:07pm
Once you fortify your local mall against zombies, you can go ahead and take all the photos inside the mall you like, with impunity. At least until you run out of batteries.
Virgin Mary on living room wall
January 4, 2008 10:59am
Aw bummer. On second thought it just turns out to be this guy: http://tinyurl.com/2y8b3a
Virgin Mary on living room wall
January 4, 2008 10:58am
Aw bummer. On second thought it just turns out to be this guy: /tinyurl.com/2y8b3a
Scottish govt buys anti-drunk-driving "roadside ads" on Xbox Live
December 24, 2007 1:25am
Speaking of ads I can't wait for the ads for that Hollywood snuff film / Blair Witch rip-off "The Poughkeepsie Tapes" to go away.
How bloggers blog in Cuba
October 15, 2007 2:02pm
@Micah
Because she is using a computer provided by a hotel, probably in a "business center" off the lobby. She's charged for each minute she uses the hotel's computer -- not just for the minutes she is online on that computer. I wouldn't assume that all Cuban bloggers have the means to afford their own computers on which they can write posts to upload using a hotel computer later, either.
Today on Boing Boing Gadgets
January 3, 2008 5:48pm
Icelandic tourist to US held for two days, shackled, deported -- over a ten-year-old visa mistake
December 16, 2007 9:59pm
No friends yet.


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Whatever else, this video is going to make it harder for her to snag a new sugar daddy, I would think.