AGOODSANDWICH, can we assume you support the unproven, atheistic so-called "Theory of Gravitation" over the Revealed Truth of "Intelligent Falling"?

Don't let the sun set on you in Texas, boy!

Don't "believe" in evolution?

Feel free to help yourself to last year's flu vaccine, then.

JPHILBY, CEO Tatoian finds your lack of faith...disturbing.

I read this story years ago -- I think it was in an issue of Popular Mechanics from the early '60s.

From what I remember, Marky was right -- the British Secret Service set up a phony charity to distribute items like this, rather than using the Red Cross.

And I also agree with Bark -- the only way you could get 35,000 escaped prisoners is if you counted everyone who walked away from a camp in the last few days of the war if/when the guards deserted to save their own skins.

I too wonder how well the GPS works from inside a safe or data-storage facility. Maybe that's the point -- if the Web-based tracking software is tracking your tape and it's not in your server room, you know it's not in safe storage where it belongs.

To Do:
[x] Infiltrate Soviet Union
[x] Dodge KGB
[x] steal MiG-31 thought-control helmet
[ ] steal MiG-31 "Firefox" prototype
[ ] fly plane to friendly airspace, evading other MiG-31 prototype
[ ] PROFIT!!!

In a fight between a cow-eating tree and a chupacabra, which would win?

I've read worse things said about Republicans...espoused from the lips of Al Franken on Air America.

What, specifically, has Al Franken said on Air America that you think is worse than what Glenn Beck said?

Mary Sues: I rarely come across these

I seem to remember Dortmunder attempting to raise a coffin from the bottom of a reservoir using the same idea in Donald Westlake's Drowned Hopes. Hilarity ensued.

#5:
...please dont take your 6 yr olds to 2 hours worth of miming

True. They won't appreciate it, and a mime is a terrible thing to waste.