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NYC-inspired cardboard dollhouses

May 8, 2008 8:38am

Perfect for my Untouchables diorama, now I only have to find a Costner figure pushing Drago off the roof.

Animal silhouette bookshelf dividers

May 8, 2008 8:23am

Easily done with scissors and plastic placemats (so it doesn't maim the fragile boingboinger) or thin copper plates (steampunks only).

Surreal muscle magazine cover

May 8, 2008 8:18am

Hulk and Abomination hybrid

Steampunk in the New York Times

May 8, 2008 8:13am

Until a steampunk Happy Meal surfaces it's not popular...hmmm...did Disney's Atlantis had one? Ok, it is.

Seamless ice-spheres for superior whiskey-rocks

May 8, 2008 8:04am

I only drink soda. Will this increase my cred?

Dear Virgin Media: if Net Neutrality is "bollocks" then you can get stuffed

May 7, 2008 9:06am

Without getting into the deep technical aspects of traffic and bandwidth regulations, yes it is perfectly possible, there are a number of ways to do it in fact:
1. Assign different traffic weights or routes to servers, hosts, clusters or domains (the last one is "better" because of generalization).
2. Virtual LANS to segregate traffic.
3. Treating visits or hits as hostile, meaning that filtering and bandwidth restriction can be enforced at switch, router or firewall side.

There are many hops between you and your destination, it's a matter of manipulating the "pipe flow" as needed.

Babbage difference engine No. 2 now operational

May 2, 2008 1:41pm

Call me when it's powered by steam

US patent for common Mexican bean revoked

May 2, 2008 1:37pm

So there's no intelligent design but unfounded patent.

US patent for common Mexican bean revoked

May 2, 2008 1:37pm

So there's no intelligent design but unfounded patent.

Hunt for the kill switch in microchips

May 2, 2008 8:42am

And suddenly the tactical screen showed, in bright green letters: "Manchurian F-35"
And so the plane turned 180°, armed and headed base.

Baby drop ritual

May 2, 2008 8:25am

Agent 86: Logical, the dog day dogs throw their off-spring down a high place, all tailcurling will dissappear.

7-year-old boy removed from father and placed in state custody over mistaken order of hard lemondade

April 30, 2008 12:13pm

reminded (me of the)... sorry, brain was housekeeping at the moment.

7-year-old boy removed from father and placed in state custody over mistaken order of hard lemondade

April 30, 2008 12:05pm

Hope this ends well, but really don't think so. In any case, this has reminded my of the Limoncello bottle back home.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Limoncello

Steampunk panel at Maker Faire

April 30, 2008 11:42am

Abney Park's music is quite good, recommended.

Gasoline to cost $10 a gallon in US soon?

April 28, 2008 12:41pm

Won't somebody think of the 3rd world?

In Panama we are paying $3.90 like someplaces in the US, but a $10 would certainly push us to a Chaos previously unknown here, no doubt; there's no way our economy can handle such thing.

Untitled 1

April 25, 2008 8:04am

So this is what a Black Hole is like... all info coalescencing into nothingness. Fun!

Jared Diamond on vengeance

April 25, 2008 7:57am

I don't see much of Diamond's specific ideas -whatever they may be- on this snippet, but a write down of Daniel's story and some seemingly common facts.
Any informed readers care to disgress?

Against Ben Stein's wishes, lizards rapidly evolve after introduction to island

April 23, 2008 11:58am

Creation-evolution arguments aside, it's pretty amazing stuff and i'm hoping they "devolve" to dino size.

All hail wall crawling lizard lords!

60% of world's paintings come from one village in China

April 19, 2008 10:38pm

Takuan asked who buys these things; if volume is not an indication of demand, they are bought by the same people who would have bought the Poker Dogs in the past. They are the untold millions. Legion.

Ayahuasca church spreads into UK

April 17, 2008 9:38am

Kind of misleading headline, like saying secret church of pot thriving in southern Cal.

Retro-future space visions - "2063 A.D.," from General Dynamics Astronautics.

April 16, 2008 7:00am

Liked the Euripides quote. Anyone knows the name of the font used?

Universal Music: it's illegal to throw away the promo CD we sent you without your permission

April 9, 2008 11:55am

It has always stuck me as a kind of strange cuteness this birthday gift "clause", it somehow throws off all legal twisting with an image of cake and singing.

Pepik, good one! Time to raid those $1 dollar stores.

To do in SF - Tibet rally on April 8, Richard Gere, Desmond Tutu

April 8, 2008 1:14pm

On the same vein of thought, yahoo reports the following on the SF protest as viewed by a chinese-american:
SAN FRANCISCO (Reuters) - San Francisco's large Chinese American community is divided about the Olympic torch's passage through their city on Wednesday, with some saying protesting the symbol headed to their ancestral home could prove an embarrassing distraction.

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"A majority of Chinese Americans are proud of China in the way they have raised the standard of living," said Rolland Lowe, who practiced as a doctor in the city's Chinatown for 43 years before retiring two years ago.

"China used to be called the sick man of Asia and for them to be hosting the Olympics is something they take pride in," he continued. But then he mentioned the controversy over China's control of Tibet. "They put more money in Tibet than they take out. It's not like Tibet is full of oil."

As I said, the overall sentiment is like "I'm ok, they are getting better and everybody should be happy and comply". Sad.

To do in SF - Tibet rally on April 8, Richard Gere, Desmond Tutu

April 8, 2008 12:56pm

Someone up there said the chinese state would fall off in the long run -or something to that effect- as the preassure mounts, I don't think it's the case; in their mind they have a bussiness to take care and don't want negative publicity affecting the profits. This view is supported by the common man, who otherwise wouldn't earn it's meager pay which is better than none.
Social and political change -if ever- will come from a China transformed by the market, but I'm pretty sure this won't necessarely mean freedom for Tibet. Probably and it's not difficult to imagine, quite the contrary.

To do in SF - Tibet rally on April 8, Richard Gere, Desmond Tutu

April 7, 2008 9:27am

The reason many chinese oppose to the independence of Tibet is that they are now enjoying the fruits of the twist of fate that have put them in the top of the game, today. So they can't really understand the need of the tibetans and chide them for their unwillingness to comply.
Wonder what were the sentiments of the english during the american revolution?

A true boycott can't be archived as it's the same situation for oil; a great part of the solution would be not feeding the economical model and that is the hardest part.


One protest I would like to see: a crowd of silent -or gagged- runners behind the torch bearer, carrying candles.

2001: A Space Odyssey revisited after 40 years

April 7, 2008 8:57am

Ah! The plight of the uninitiated.

Also thanks and RIP, Mr. Clarke. Godspeed.

Photos of Antarctic sea creatures

April 2, 2008 7:30am

Hmmm, grilled artactic cthulu with lemon and garlic.

Elephant paints an elephant

March 31, 2008 8:33am

This wouldn't have happened if they haven't turned the Hadron Collider back in the future.

Incredible Epcot concept painting

March 31, 2008 8:26am

Later, the artist went to a lucrative and spiritually fullfiling career at Jehova Witness Watchtower magazine.

Lawsuit about risk of CERN and parallel universe

March 31, 2008 8:15am

For all I know, this might instead mend everything, including Star Wars.

Anti-emo pogroms rage throughout Mexico

March 31, 2008 8:05am

In our more enlightened Panama, there are only anti Elmo pogroms.

Graveyard game: walk around until you die

March 31, 2008 8:03am

So sad and a good way to spend time after being left for dead by an anti Emo crowd.

Boing Boing's Moderation Policy

March 27, 2008 2:07pm

Overvowelling would be swell as well.

Gary Wolf profiles Ray Kurzweil in Wired

March 27, 2008 2:04pm

Maybe he will stall his death into a vitamin induced hypocondriac singularity.

Just sayin'

Hypnotist thief on video

March 25, 2008 9:53am

There might be some chemicals involved...contact or blown...

Pig bladder powder regrows human finger

March 25, 2008 8:04am

Article says that if swallowed one would grow a secondary but curlied tongue.

Bacon placebo, Mmmmm.

Junk robot sculptures from Guy Robot

March 20, 2008 7:11am

Also check Gordon Bennett's Robot Works:
http://www.bennettrobotworks.com/

WANT WANT

Periodic Rings

March 19, 2008 11:40am

Curiously I'm wearing a O2 nose ring with H2 cabochons.

Arthur C. Clarke dead at 90

March 19, 2008 7:25am

Thanks and godspeed, Arthur

Finnish MP proposes week-long "love vacation" law

March 17, 2008 10:19am

Envy is a sin you know, not that the new ones have replaced the traditionals ;)

Humanity's Identity Crisis

March 17, 2008 10:13am

This mostly applies to netcitizens, most of people outside our little bright world usually just have to mind the basic stuff: food, clothing and shelter. And that's all the crisis they need.

America's war on tourism: airlines to foot the bill for fingerprinting foreigners as the leave the US

March 17, 2008 10:06am

All this would be solved if we traveled stark naked. Just sayin'

Red Hot Laser Light Show

March 13, 2008 12:30pm

Uglyful

Voiceless microphone

March 13, 2008 10:15am

When it comes with selectable James Earl Jones vocalization I'll cut my vocal chords and buy one.

Why we're powerless to resist grazing on endless web data

March 13, 2008 9:04am

Ideas as opiates, go figure!

So, internal gleeking is the name of the feeling.

Protest inside Tibet captured on tourists' cameras

March 12, 2008 7:04am

So, americans are proud of their freedom to choose their own authorities but are unable to see the same need on others; have a president that claims to follow God's dictates and is the decendant of another critized ruler, but are unable to accept another who claims to be a reincarnation.
By the same token, maybe you'd fare better under british rule.

Just sayin'

Vatican comes up with a new list of Seven Sins

March 10, 2008 9:08pm

Well, I think I have covered two or three of the new sins on my Boch-ian painting "The Return of the Blue Man":
http://public.cwpanama.net/~ysanson/arte/arte1.html (last one to the right)

and a couple more on "Bad Roots":
http://public.cwpanama.net/~ysanson/arte/arten.html (last one to the right, too)

-click on the + sign for greater detail-

still, I would have to work on a new ones for the bioethical stuff... said that, what will I win? The Vatican as a patron would be nice, absolution nicer.

Strange nature scene from Chinese children's book

March 3, 2008 12:56pm

The picture lacks floating dead river dolphins, sunken cities (big dam byproduct) and the great firewall of China -wouldn't it look quite striking on paper?-. Maybe I can draw it tomorrow during lunch...

TED 2008: Crow vending machine maker Joshua Klein

March 3, 2008 10:51am

Actually, Klein is just a minion of our crow masters.

Two Gaiman posts and now crows, it's Sandman's Day at BoingBoing.

Toy airport security machine to help kids grow up accepting invasions into their privacy

February 22, 2008 1:30pm

#18 you mean Homeland Security, right?

Toy airport security machine to help kids grow up accepting invasions into their privacy

February 22, 2008 6:40am

anthropomorphictoast, you have nailed it. This is no fun for anyone. What's next? Wiretapping for kids?

The horrors of plant-animal hybridization

February 20, 2008 7:05am

Soylent Rice is yummy!

Bush administration wants Europeans' family details, the right to put armed officials on European planes, and a pre-approval for European visitors

February 20, 2008 7:01am

Wow! Just picture old MarlboroTestMonkey7 as a Vatican Swiss Guard / Sky Marshall dressed in his medieval regalia and traveling first class!
Life is good.

Indonesian trains spray "roof riders" with identifying paint

February 20, 2008 6:53am

Oil instead of paint would be a better deterrent. And fragant oil would be just peachy.

The horrors of plant-animal hybridization

February 20, 2008 6:49am

Call it a gut feeling. I've been taught to heed it.

Prison yoga made inmates restive and disturbed

February 19, 2008 5:44am

So, I'm guessing that without a spiritual guidance, yoga is contraproducent, no?

Plastic fly rings with glittering eyes

February 19, 2008 5:37am

Grossiful!

Eyeball stickers to place over eyelids

February 15, 2008 8:04am

Maybe shaving the brow could somehow redirect the attention of coworkers and bosses.
But seriously (!), the design could be modified to show a little eyelid.

hmm, but what about those of us with glowing red irises?

Star Wars Toys That Were Not to Be

February 14, 2008 11:21am

And how does the kid wears the TaunTaun suit? Opening it bellywide with his/her lightsaber, of course.

The Death Star grill seems easy adaptable from existing non-deadly models.

Kansas high school official: woman "cannot be put in a position of authority over boys"

February 14, 2008 11:11am

I see no problem here, c'mon give them a break, probably the boys are subjected to far enough female authority at home.
I am, so I comment semi-anonimously.

Jesus hit by lightning

February 14, 2008 11:08am

Beware: He's not being hit, he shoots.

Interview: Bjarne P. Tveskov, Classic LEGO Space Designer

February 13, 2008 11:55am

Today personal most rewarding use of the Internet: thank Bjarne for all the "wasted" time.

Nicaraguan town wealthy from cocaine bricks that wash ashore

February 13, 2008 11:14am

At long last, a Yes reference:

We hit the blue fields
In the blue sedan we didn't get much further
Just as the sun was rising in the mist
We were all alone we didn't need much more


So fast this expedition
So vast this heavy load
With a touch of luck and a sense of need
Seeing the guns and their faces
We look around the open shore
Waiting for something

Redesign the U.S. White House

February 7, 2008 10:47am

Ever since becoming a father I can't envision valid architecture without chutes, ladders and bright colors.
Tho JenJen is right, but IF Clinton wins phallic would be the least preferred (or not?)

Col-Pop: Fast Food Drink Caddie for Snacks

February 6, 2008 11:15am

Chroma has the right idea there, and I see this as a better container for movie nacho and drink combo.

The Wine Rack: It's a Bra

February 6, 2008 11:09am

Stilsuit? Stilbra? Herbert?

Tear-free onion engineered

February 6, 2008 10:19am

Now, if they could extract that enzyme from clowns I would better handle my raging Coulrophobia.

Stylophone Reborn

January 31, 2008 12:31pm

Begs for a web based Flash adaptation.

Rio Carnival float depicting Holocaust banned

January 31, 2008 12:21pm

UBERNYM: Bad taste is always wrong, evil is not banal, ignorance rules all.

Isabella Rossellini's bug porn

January 31, 2008 11:16am

At long last my fantasy of Isabella biting the head off a male praying mantis has been fulfilled!!!

Deep Brain Stimulation boosts memory

January 31, 2008 7:20am

Instant Funes the Memorious. Viva Borges.

Man called directory assistance 10,000 times

January 31, 2008 7:06am

"Operator, oh let's forget about this call
There's no one one there I really wanted to talk to
Thank you for your time; oh you've been so much more than kind
You can keep the dime"

Robert J. Shea's SHIKE released with CC

January 30, 2008 12:34pm

Great news! I love Shike and hope this creates more fans, movie, radio serial, comicbook, Happy Meal, german manga, church... :)
Thanks Mike.

Mysterious, doughy, unknown blob clogs sewer

January 25, 2008 7:48am

Actually is a primitive lifeform discarded by researchers.

UK Church of the Jedi

January 22, 2008 11:10am

It's all expected as the evil empire of Scientology and Tom Vader will fall under the onslaugh of the dual might of Barney and Daniel.

Mail-art odyssey earns artist spot on TSA watchlist

January 22, 2008 6:41am

Remember, it's not paranoia if it's goverment sponsored!

Next time he can claim being a papparazzi looking for the next hot Paris photo and all doors and underwear will his for the taking.

Gale Banks: Diesel and DIY

January 21, 2008 1:31pm

Hmmm... thank you Xeni.

Super cockroaches conceived in space

January 21, 2008 1:27pm

Periplaneta Russiana, indeed.

Now, maybe they can lend one or two roaches to the japanese, to pilot the origami plane they plan to send down from orbit.

The Brickley Engine

January 21, 2008 1:17pm

Whitman, I second Specialist on the sources for power on electrical cars being renewable FIRST. Without that we are only transferring the problem elsewhere, no visible polluting, but someone somewhere is pumping oil to the system.

But beware, the day we all move -willingly or not- to electric motors not necessarely means that we'll get the same power levels. We might have to lower our expectations, and be "happy" with that.

Nanohazard symbol design competition

January 18, 2008 11:43am

The preocupation lies in how discrete it's influence would be. Yes, there are inherent but somehow more visible dangers on fully established and industrialized tech, risks that we have learn to live with, be it oil spills, overpopulation, lead paints on toys, etc.
Like nuclear (Chernobyl) or biotech(Gulf War), nano carries an stigma that we may be playing with fire.
That's why I think we shouldn't be too hasty to condemn these backward thinking luddites, security should always be a valid concern.

Exoskeleton for farmers

January 16, 2008 8:47am

Coupled with a BFG, I'd would lay waste to this level.

Photos of Australian Tesla coil enthusiasts

January 15, 2008 3:00pm

Almost as dangerous as rolling fiery cotton balls.

UFO in texas pursued by military jets, say witnesses

January 15, 2008 2:50pm

Viral marketing for the new X-Files flick.

Laser-cut steel "flat" shelving you bend to suit

January 15, 2008 8:41am

Trick and threat if you ask me.

Fractal art contest winners

January 3, 2008 6:53am

More enjoyable while listening to the Jonathan Coulton's song "Mandelbrot Set":
Pathological monsters! cried the terrified mathematician
Every one of them is a splinter in my eye
I hate the Peano Space and the Koch Curve
I fear the Cantor Ternary Set
And the Sierpinski Gasket makes me want to cry
And a million miles away a butterfly flapped its wings
On a cold November day a man named Benoit Mandelbrot was born

http://www.jonathancoulton.com/songdetails/Mandelbrot%20Set

Lakota Natives Withdraw Treaties with U.S.

December 21, 2007 11:07am

Without the white buffalo blessing this is doomed to fail.
Just sayin'

UNICEF photo of the year

December 19, 2007 3:32pm

IMHO, not a matter of culture or religion, but education, knowledge. I'm not apologizing, but it's another world.

Top Bigfoot stories of 2007

December 14, 2007 7:55am

For some reason I find this incredible

Video: The Paradox of Choice, or Why Apple Only Sells Four Computers

December 12, 2007 6:53am

On the manufacturer and support sides, fewer models to sell translates on a simpler/cheaper stock parts model. Also makes more sense -although this is almost impossible to conceive on most companies- to focus on a few well designed articles than be host to a large amount of designers.

Video: The Paradox of Choice, or Why Apple Only Sells Four Computers

December 11, 2007 1:13pm

This reminds me of the upper management of *some companies*, they have -and demand- the most powerful laptops and desktops but rarely or never use them to their fullest. No paradox for them tho, but for the rest.

'cause I'm the Unknown Stuntman

December 11, 2007 1:07pm

Joel, this post is the most sensible thing I've read today as it echoes my misguivings about air travel. Said that, I advise you to shift your thoughts to what comes after you arrive; in my experience it's better -and logical- not to narrow your focus on the air trip, but visualize it as part of the day's continuity. Everything passes.

Japanese "melody roads" play tunes as you drive over them

November 14, 2007 11:37am

Murray, the reason why it works is because it's Japan, land of stalked people disguised as dispensers. Nuff said.

Tarot deck with periodic table of elements

November 14, 2007 11:30am

Maybe you could bridge this using Alchemically significant elements. Great Idea, tho.

Cremation ashes at Disneyland -- a dusty epidemic

November 13, 2007 8:59am

Also, Logical Extremes, cremation isn't exactly eco-logical. Search the net for info and look at the cost of death video somewhere around here.
I think Disney could implement a discrete system for the mourners to address this problem while generating a revenue. Not Mickey canopical jars, mind you.

Nice looking mural in San Francisco

November 7, 2007 12:25pm

In Panama, it is an almost lost battle against the developers, who seek to erase all traces non-crowded living and replace nature for concrete. I made a picture of it:
http://public.cwpanama.net/~ysanson/arte/arten.html (last one to the right).

Failed futuristic predictions

October 29, 2007 8:45am

Hey, hey, correction in order:
One Willmina Gates of Boston, MA, sent a long note to this newspaper denouncing what she called "the unbridled hubris of science which seeks to replace the honest labor of men for souless machines". "What if not evil would arise of such endevours?", she writes, "the country will never allow it's citizens to surrender their minds these stupifying mesmerizations", to what this reporter says "Amen". News article in an american newspaper, 1871

Failed futuristic predictions

October 29, 2007 8:33am

The last one (New York newspaper bit) seems like a time traveler account, steampunkish is you will. AND NOW, ABUSING OF YOUR TIME AND THE INHERENT CHARACTERISTIC OF THE NET TO CONTAIN AND DISEMINATE UNVERIFIABLE INFORMATION I'LL VENTURE A WIMSY EDIT:
«A known embezzler has been aprehended for newly attempting to deceive the gullible but decent citizens of New Jersey with a device he declared able to "completely replace the written page as a means of communication" and "usher the dawn a new era of information". Afterwards the exhibition which was plaged with what the man called "bugs" and "screen of death" but seemingly called the attention of a cadre of invited learned men, the device was promptly destroyed and the ex-con banished to the borders of town.
One Willmina Gates of Boston, MA, sent a long note to this newspaper denouncing what she called "the unbridled hubris of science which seeks to replace souless machines for the honest labor of men". "What if not evil would arise of such endevours?", she writes, "the country will never allow it's citizens to surrender their minds these stupifying mesmerizations", to what this reporter says "Amen". News article in an american newspaper, 1871

Robert Shea, Illuminatus! co-author

October 24, 2007 2:49pm

Lest not forget Shike: Time of Dragons and Shike II: Last of the Zinja.

Harper's Weekly excerpt

October 23, 2007 12:03pm

@mingross: lice can be used to add movement to a stop motion Star Trek's Dribble.

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