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NYC-inspired cardboard dollhouses
May 8, 2008 8:38am
Animal silhouette bookshelf dividers
May 8, 2008 8:23am
Easily done with scissors and plastic placemats (so it doesn't maim the fragile boingboinger) or thin copper plates (steampunks only).
Steampunk in the New York Times
May 8, 2008 8:13am
Until a steampunk Happy Meal surfaces it's not popular...hmmm...did Disney's Atlantis had one? Ok, it is.
Seamless ice-spheres for superior whiskey-rocks
May 8, 2008 8:04am
I only drink soda. Will this increase my cred?
Dear Virgin Media: if Net Neutrality is "bollocks" then you can get stuffed
May 7, 2008 9:06am
Without getting into the deep technical aspects of traffic and bandwidth regulations, yes it is perfectly possible, there are a number of ways to do it in fact:
1. Assign different traffic weights or routes to servers, hosts, clusters or domains (the last one is "better" because of generalization).
2. Virtual LANS to segregate traffic.
3. Treating visits or hits as hostile, meaning that filtering and bandwidth restriction can be enforced at switch, router or firewall side.
There are many hops between you and your destination, it's a matter of manipulating the "pipe flow" as needed.
Babbage difference engine No. 2 now operational
May 2, 2008 1:41pm
Call me when it's powered by steam
US patent for common Mexican bean revoked
May 2, 2008 1:37pm
So there's no intelligent design but unfounded patent.
US patent for common Mexican bean revoked
May 2, 2008 1:37pm
So there's no intelligent design but unfounded patent.
Hunt for the kill switch in microchips
May 2, 2008 8:42am
And suddenly the tactical screen showed, in bright green letters: "Manchurian F-35"
And so the plane turned 180°, armed and headed base.
Baby drop ritual
May 2, 2008 8:25am
Agent 86: Logical, the dog day dogs throw their off-spring down a high place, all tailcurling will dissappear.
7-year-old boy removed from father and placed in state custody over mistaken order of hard lemondade
April 30, 2008 12:13pm
reminded (me of the)... sorry, brain was housekeeping at the moment.
7-year-old boy removed from father and placed in state custody over mistaken order of hard lemondade
April 30, 2008 12:05pm
Hope this ends well, but really don't think so. In any case, this has reminded my of the Limoncello bottle back home.
Steampunk panel at Maker Faire
April 30, 2008 11:42am
Abney Park's music is quite good, recommended.
Gasoline to cost $10 a gallon in US soon?
April 28, 2008 12:41pm
Won't somebody think of the 3rd world?
In Panama we are paying $3.90 like someplaces in the US, but a $10 would certainly push us to a Chaos previously unknown here, no doubt; there's no way our economy can handle such thing.
Untitled 1
April 25, 2008 8:04am
So this is what a Black Hole is like... all info coalescencing into nothingness. Fun!
Jared Diamond on vengeance
April 25, 2008 7:57am
I don't see much of Diamond's specific ideas -whatever they may be- on this snippet, but a write down of Daniel's story and some seemingly common facts.
Any informed readers care to disgress?
Against Ben Stein's wishes, lizards rapidly evolve after introduction to island
April 23, 2008 11:58am
Creation-evolution arguments aside, it's pretty amazing stuff and i'm hoping they "devolve" to dino size.
All hail wall crawling lizard lords!
60% of world's paintings come from one village in China
April 19, 2008 10:38pm
Takuan asked who buys these things; if volume is not an indication of demand, they are bought by the same people who would have bought the Poker Dogs in the past. They are the untold millions. Legion.
Ayahuasca church spreads into UK
April 17, 2008 9:38am
Kind of misleading headline, like saying secret church of pot thriving in southern Cal.
Retro-future space visions - "2063 A.D.," from General Dynamics Astronautics.
April 16, 2008 7:00am
Liked the Euripides quote. Anyone knows the name of the font used?
Universal Music: it's illegal to throw away the promo CD we sent you without your permission
April 9, 2008 11:55am
It has always stuck me as a kind of strange cuteness this birthday gift "clause", it somehow throws off all legal twisting with an image of cake and singing.
Pepik, good one! Time to raid those $1 dollar stores.
To do in SF - Tibet rally on April 8, Richard Gere, Desmond Tutu
April 8, 2008 1:14pm
On the same vein of thought, yahoo reports the following on the SF protest as viewed by a chinese-american:
SAN FRANCISCO (Reuters) - San Francisco's large Chinese American community is divided about the Olympic torch's passage through their city on Wednesday, with some saying protesting the symbol headed to their ancestral home could prove an embarrassing distraction.
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"A majority of Chinese Americans are proud of China in the way they have raised the standard of living," said Rolland Lowe, who practiced as a doctor in the city's Chinatown for 43 years before retiring two years ago.
"China used to be called the sick man of Asia and for them to be hosting the Olympics is something they take pride in," he continued. But then he mentioned the controversy over China's control of Tibet. "They put more money in Tibet than they take out. It's not like Tibet is full of oil."
As I said, the overall sentiment is like "I'm ok, they are getting better and everybody should be happy and comply". Sad.
To do in SF - Tibet rally on April 8, Richard Gere, Desmond Tutu
April 8, 2008 12:56pm
Someone up there said the chinese state would fall off in the long run -or something to that effect- as the preassure mounts, I don't think it's the case; in their mind they have a bussiness to take care and don't want negative publicity affecting the profits. This view is supported by the common man, who otherwise wouldn't earn it's meager pay which is better than none.
Social and political change -if ever- will come from a China transformed by the market, but I'm pretty sure this won't necessarely mean freedom for Tibet. Probably and it's not difficult to imagine, quite the contrary.
To do in SF - Tibet rally on April 8, Richard Gere, Desmond Tutu
April 7, 2008 9:27am
The reason many chinese oppose to the independence of Tibet is that they are now enjoying the fruits of the twist of fate that have put them in the top of the game, today. So they can't really understand the need of the tibetans and chide them for their unwillingness to comply.
Wonder what were the sentiments of the english during the american revolution?
A true boycott can't be archived as it's the same situation for oil; a great part of the solution would be not feeding the economical model and that is the hardest part.
One protest I would like to see: a crowd of silent -or gagged- runners behind the torch bearer, carrying candles.
2001: A Space Odyssey revisited after 40 years
April 7, 2008 8:57am
Ah! The plight of the uninitiated.
Also thanks and RIP, Mr. Clarke. Godspeed.
Photos of Antarctic sea creatures
April 2, 2008 7:30am
Hmmm, grilled artactic cthulu with lemon and garlic.
Elephant paints an elephant
March 31, 2008 8:33am
This wouldn't have happened if they haven't turned the Hadron Collider back in the future.
Incredible Epcot concept painting
March 31, 2008 8:26am
Later, the artist went to a lucrative and spiritually fullfiling career at Jehova Witness Watchtower magazine.
Lawsuit about risk of CERN and parallel universe
March 31, 2008 8:15am
For all I know, this might instead mend everything, including Star Wars.
Anti-emo pogroms rage throughout Mexico
March 31, 2008 8:05am
In our more enlightened Panama, there are only anti Elmo pogroms.
Graveyard game: walk around until you die
March 31, 2008 8:03am
So sad and a good way to spend time after being left for dead by an anti Emo crowd.
Gary Wolf profiles Ray Kurzweil in Wired
March 27, 2008 2:04pm
Maybe he will stall his death into a vitamin induced hypocondriac singularity.
Just sayin'
Hypnotist thief on video
March 25, 2008 9:53am
There might be some chemicals involved...contact or blown...
Pig bladder powder regrows human finger
March 25, 2008 8:04am
Article says that if swallowed one would grow a secondary but curlied tongue.
Bacon placebo, Mmmmm.
Junk robot sculptures from Guy Robot
March 20, 2008 7:11am
Also check Gordon Bennett's Robot Works:
http://www.bennettrobotworks.com/
WANT WANT
Finnish MP proposes week-long "love vacation" law
March 17, 2008 10:19am
Envy is a sin you know, not that the new ones have replaced the traditionals ;)
Humanity's Identity Crisis
March 17, 2008 10:13am
This mostly applies to netcitizens, most of people outside our little bright world usually just have to mind the basic stuff: food, clothing and shelter. And that's all the crisis they need.
America's war on tourism: airlines to foot the bill for fingerprinting foreigners as the leave the US
March 17, 2008 10:06am
All this would be solved if we traveled stark naked. Just sayin'
Voiceless microphone
March 13, 2008 10:15am
When it comes with selectable James Earl Jones vocalization I'll cut my vocal chords and buy one.
Why we're powerless to resist grazing on endless web data
March 13, 2008 9:04am
Ideas as opiates, go figure!
So, internal gleeking is the name of the feeling.
Protest inside Tibet captured on tourists' cameras
March 12, 2008 7:04am
So, americans are proud of their freedom to choose their own authorities but are unable to see the same need on others; have a president that claims to follow God's dictates and is the decendant of another critized ruler, but are unable to accept another who claims to be a reincarnation.
By the same token, maybe you'd fare better under british rule.
Just sayin'
Vatican comes up with a new list of Seven Sins
March 10, 2008 9:08pm
Well, I think I have covered two or three of the new sins on my Boch-ian painting "The Return of the Blue Man":
http://public.cwpanama.net/~ysanson/arte/arte1.html (last one to the right)
and a couple more on "Bad Roots":
http://public.cwpanama.net/~ysanson/arte/arten.html (last one to the right, too)
-click on the + sign for greater detail-
still, I would have to work on a new ones for the bioethical stuff... said that, what will I win? The Vatican as a patron would be nice, absolution nicer.
Strange nature scene from Chinese children's book
March 3, 2008 12:56pm
The picture lacks floating dead river dolphins, sunken cities (big dam byproduct) and the great firewall of China -wouldn't it look quite striking on paper?-. Maybe I can draw it tomorrow during lunch...
TED 2008: Crow vending machine maker Joshua Klein
March 3, 2008 10:51am
Actually, Klein is just a minion of our crow masters.
Two Gaiman posts and now crows, it's Sandman's Day at BoingBoing.
Toy airport security machine to help kids grow up accepting invasions into their privacy
February 22, 2008 1:30pm
#18 you mean Homeland Security, right?
Toy airport security machine to help kids grow up accepting invasions into their privacy
February 22, 2008 6:40am
anthropomorphictoast, you have nailed it. This is no fun for anyone. What's next? Wiretapping for kids?
Bush administration wants Europeans' family details, the right to put armed officials on European planes, and a pre-approval for European visitors
February 20, 2008 7:01am
Wow! Just picture old MarlboroTestMonkey7 as a Vatican Swiss Guard / Sky Marshall dressed in his medieval regalia and traveling first class!
Life is good.
Indonesian trains spray "roof riders" with identifying paint
February 20, 2008 6:53am
Oil instead of paint would be a better deterrent. And fragant oil would be just peachy.
The horrors of plant-animal hybridization
February 20, 2008 6:49am
Call it a gut feeling. I've been taught to heed it.
Prison yoga made inmates restive and disturbed
February 19, 2008 5:44am
So, I'm guessing that without a spiritual guidance, yoga is contraproducent, no?
Eyeball stickers to place over eyelids
February 15, 2008 8:04am
Maybe shaving the brow could somehow redirect the attention of coworkers and bosses.
But seriously (!), the design could be modified to show a little eyelid.
hmm, but what about those of us with glowing red irises?
Star Wars Toys That Were Not to Be
February 14, 2008 11:21am
And how does the kid wears the TaunTaun suit? Opening it bellywide with his/her lightsaber, of course.
The Death Star grill seems easy adaptable from existing non-deadly models.
Kansas high school official: woman "cannot be put in a position of authority over boys"
February 14, 2008 11:11am
I see no problem here, c'mon give them a break, probably the boys are subjected to far enough female authority at home.
I am, so I comment semi-anonimously.
Interview: Bjarne P. Tveskov, Classic LEGO Space Designer
February 13, 2008 11:55am
Today personal most rewarding use of the Internet: thank Bjarne for all the "wasted" time.
Nicaraguan town wealthy from cocaine bricks that wash ashore
February 13, 2008 11:14am
At long last, a Yes reference:
We hit the blue fields
In the blue sedan we didn't get much further
Just as the sun was rising in the mist
We were all alone we didn't need much more
So fast this expedition
So vast this heavy load
With a touch of luck and a sense of need
Seeing the guns and their faces
We look around the open shore
Waiting for something
Redesign the U.S. White House
February 7, 2008 10:47am
Ever since becoming a father I can't envision valid architecture without chutes, ladders and bright colors.
Tho JenJen is right, but IF Clinton wins phallic would be the least preferred (or not?)
Col-Pop: Fast Food Drink Caddie for Snacks
February 6, 2008 11:15am
Chroma has the right idea there, and I see this as a better container for movie nacho and drink combo.
Tear-free onion engineered
February 6, 2008 10:19am
Now, if they could extract that enzyme from clowns I would better handle my raging Coulrophobia.
Rio Carnival float depicting Holocaust banned
January 31, 2008 12:21pm
UBERNYM: Bad taste is always wrong, evil is not banal, ignorance rules all.
Isabella Rossellini's bug porn
January 31, 2008 11:16am
At long last my fantasy of Isabella biting the head off a male praying mantis has been fulfilled!!!
Deep Brain Stimulation boosts memory
January 31, 2008 7:20am
Instant Funes the Memorious. Viva Borges.
Man called directory assistance 10,000 times
January 31, 2008 7:06am
"Operator, oh let's forget about this call
There's no one one there I really wanted to talk to
Thank you for your time; oh you've been so much more than kind
You can keep the dime"
Robert J. Shea's SHIKE released with CC
January 30, 2008 12:34pm
Great news! I love Shike and hope this creates more fans, movie, radio serial, comicbook, Happy Meal, german manga, church... :)
Thanks Mike.
Gaiman's Cthulu/Sherlock mashup "Study in Emerald" -- free audio
January 28, 2008 10:59am
The story (pdf file) is on his site:
http://www.neilgaiman.com/p/Cool%20Stuff/Short%20Stories
Mysterious, doughy, unknown blob clogs sewer
January 25, 2008 7:48am
Actually is a primitive lifeform discarded by researchers.
UK Church of the Jedi
January 22, 2008 11:10am
It's all expected as the evil empire of Scientology and Tom Vader will fall under the onslaugh of the dual might of Barney and Daniel.
Talking About AT&T's Internet Filtering on AT&T's The Hugh Thompson Show
January 22, 2008 6:48am
Joel for President!
Mail-art odyssey earns artist spot on TSA watchlist
January 22, 2008 6:41am
Remember, it's not paranoia if it's goverment sponsored!
Next time he can claim being a papparazzi looking for the next hot Paris photo and all doors and underwear will his for the taking.
Super cockroaches conceived in space
January 21, 2008 1:27pm
Periplaneta Russiana, indeed.
Now, maybe they can lend one or two roaches to the japanese, to pilot the origami plane they plan to send down from orbit.
The Brickley Engine
January 21, 2008 1:17pm
Whitman, I second Specialist on the sources for power on electrical cars being renewable FIRST. Without that we are only transferring the problem elsewhere, no visible polluting, but someone somewhere is pumping oil to the system.
But beware, the day we all move -willingly or not- to electric motors not necessarely means that we'll get the same power levels. We might have to lower our expectations, and be "happy" with that.
Nanohazard symbol design competition
January 18, 2008 11:43am
The preocupation lies in how discrete it's influence would be. Yes, there are inherent but somehow more visible dangers on fully established and industrialized tech, risks that we have learn to live with, be it oil spills, overpopulation, lead paints on toys, etc.
Like nuclear (Chernobyl) or biotech(Gulf War), nano carries an stigma that we may be playing with fire.
That's why I think we shouldn't be too hasty to condemn these backward thinking luddites, security should always be a valid concern.
Exoskeleton for farmers
January 16, 2008 8:47am
Coupled with a BFG, I'd would lay waste to this level.
Photos of Australian Tesla coil enthusiasts
January 15, 2008 3:00pm
Almost as dangerous as rolling fiery cotton balls.
UFO in texas pursued by military jets, say witnesses
January 15, 2008 2:50pm
Viral marketing for the new X-Files flick.
Laser-cut steel "flat" shelving you bend to suit
January 15, 2008 8:41am
Trick and threat if you ask me.
Fractal art contest winners
January 3, 2008 6:53am
More enjoyable while listening to the Jonathan Coulton's song "Mandelbrot Set":
Pathological monsters! cried the terrified mathematician
Every one of them is a splinter in my eye
I hate the Peano Space and the Koch Curve
I fear the Cantor Ternary Set
And the Sierpinski Gasket makes me want to cry
And a million miles away a butterfly flapped its wings
On a cold November day a man named Benoit Mandelbrot was born
Lakota Natives Withdraw Treaties with U.S.
December 21, 2007 11:07am
Without the white buffalo blessing this is doomed to fail.
Just sayin'
UNICEF photo of the year
December 19, 2007 3:32pm
IMHO, not a matter of culture or religion, but education, knowledge. I'm not apologizing, but it's another world.
Video: The Paradox of Choice, or Why Apple Only Sells Four Computers
December 12, 2007 6:53am
On the manufacturer and support sides, fewer models to sell translates on a simpler/cheaper stock parts model. Also makes more sense -although this is almost impossible to conceive on most companies- to focus on a few well designed articles than be host to a large amount of designers.
Video: The Paradox of Choice, or Why Apple Only Sells Four Computers
December 11, 2007 1:13pm
This reminds me of the upper management of *some companies*, they have -and demand- the most powerful laptops and desktops but rarely or never use them to their fullest. No paradox for them tho, but for the rest.
'cause I'm the Unknown Stuntman
December 11, 2007 1:07pm
Joel, this post is the most sensible thing I've read today as it echoes my misguivings about air travel. Said that, I advise you to shift your thoughts to what comes after you arrive; in my experience it's better -and logical- not to narrow your focus on the air trip, but visualize it as part of the day's continuity. Everything passes.
Japanese "melody roads" play tunes as you drive over them
November 14, 2007 11:37am
Murray, the reason why it works is because it's Japan, land of stalked people disguised as dispensers. Nuff said.
Tarot deck with periodic table of elements
November 14, 2007 11:30am
Maybe you could bridge this using Alchemically significant elements. Great Idea, tho.
Cremation ashes at Disneyland -- a dusty epidemic
November 13, 2007 8:59am
Also, Logical Extremes, cremation isn't exactly eco-logical. Search the net for info and look at the cost of death video somewhere around here.
I think Disney could implement a discrete system for the mourners to address this problem while generating a revenue. Not Mickey canopical jars, mind you.
Nice looking mural in San Francisco
November 7, 2007 12:25pm
In Panama, it is an almost lost battle against the developers, who seek to erase all traces non-crowded living and replace nature for concrete. I made a picture of it:
http://public.cwpanama.net/~ysanson/arte/arten.html (last one to the right).
Failed futuristic predictions
October 29, 2007 8:45am
Hey, hey, correction in order:
One Willmina Gates of Boston, MA, sent a long note to this newspaper denouncing what she called "the unbridled hubris of science which seeks to replace the honest labor of men for souless machines". "What if not evil would arise of such endevours?", she writes, "the country will never allow it's citizens to surrender their minds these stupifying mesmerizations", to what this reporter says "Amen". News article in an american newspaper, 1871
Failed futuristic predictions
October 29, 2007 8:33am
The last one (New York newspaper bit) seems like a time traveler account, steampunkish is you will. AND NOW, ABUSING OF YOUR TIME AND THE INHERENT CHARACTERISTIC OF THE NET TO CONTAIN AND DISEMINATE UNVERIFIABLE INFORMATION I'LL VENTURE A WIMSY EDIT:
«A known embezzler has been aprehended for newly attempting to deceive the gullible but decent citizens of New Jersey with a device he declared able to "completely replace the written page as a means of communication" and "usher the dawn a new era of information". Afterwards the exhibition which was plaged with what the man called "bugs" and "screen of death" but seemingly called the attention of a cadre of invited learned men, the device was promptly destroyed and the ex-con banished to the borders of town.
One Willmina Gates of Boston, MA, sent a long note to this newspaper denouncing what she called "the unbridled hubris of science which seeks to replace souless machines for the honest labor of men". "What if not evil would arise of such endevours?", she writes, "the country will never allow it's citizens to surrender their minds these stupifying mesmerizations", to what this reporter says "Amen". News article in an american newspaper, 1871
Robert Shea, Illuminatus! co-author
October 24, 2007 2:49pm
Lest not forget Shike: Time of Dragons and Shike II: Last of the Zinja.
Harper's Weekly excerpt
October 23, 2007 12:03pm
@mingross: lice can be used to add movement to a stop motion Star Trek's Dribble.
Why would Europe embrace something as wasteful as self-destructing DVDs?
April 18, 2008 3:45am
Classic SF movies rendered as Russian folk-art woodcuts
February 19, 2008 1:59pm
Robert J. Shea's SHIKE released with CC
January 30, 2008 9:35am
Ryan Heshka art show at Secret Headquarters
January 27, 2008 4:12pm
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