Ok, so this guy may have violated God's law, probably Australian civil law and the first two rules of Asimov's Three Laws of Robotics but am I the only one who thinks the real story here is that an 81 year old was actually able to use the internet?

I think I might try making one of those vending machines myself. Not for any altruistic reasons, mind you, I'm only interested in the cash!

Of course, the crows would eventually figure out how to hack the vending machine with other flat bits of junk and that would be the end of my coin gathering scheme.

No! Didn't they learn anything from The Thing?! Clearly one of these guys suspected the other of being contaminated and tried to eliminate him. Now it's safely hidden inside the host body and is being taken to the main land where it will wreak havoc on New Zealand.

Or it could have been just two drunk guys arguing over who finished off the last bottle of Beam.