Ugh, I hate Asian Ladybugs. A few years back our apartment was flooded with tens of thousands of them, and my roommate woke up almost every morning with new 'bites' on her body. We could never find out conclusively if she was being bitten by them, or if it was a localized allergic reaction, but she's still got some of the scars years later.

Looks like Martin Short.

I just flew out from the San Antonio airport two days ago, and was required to do this. A hell of a lot of fun too, as I was making a permanent move with all my belongings (and had all the valuable electronics on my carry-on). Very near to missed my flight, as well. Still, early morning flights out of San Antonio are generally more polite than my experiences elsewhere.