Bah, this instructable forgets the step where you tape a playing card to your forehead.

They found this out by pulling out the suspects fingernails, right? How else can the FBI be so sure?

And a internet meme is born.
I can't wait to tell all my #000000 friends.

License Farm
That had better be a fucking joke.

Yikes! It was, It was!
Don't punch me through your computer.

What if the Nazis wanted to host the Olympics? Should we have let them?

I couldn't' think of a reason why someone would do this till I read the comments. If I was someone in china documenting police abuse this trick may come in handy.

"Free Tibet"?
I'll take one.

I've already warned frank about eating at his workstation.

Hey, how do you say, "Duuuuuude... what?" in Pashto?

Durka Durka Mohammed Jihad.

"My Humps" isn't the most unwanted song?

Ceyx Rau

She says what she signed stated there must be grounds for divorce before she can be kicked out. Maybe the husband could use this video as grounds. Oh and the snark in the subtext was thick.

Lol, that was pretty funny. If her husband is using dirty pool to kick her out of her house I don't see what's wrong with it. Not very high class but then again neither is she.
I can see why he might have gotten tired of her tho. I'm very disappointed she didn't included a shot of the porn. Now that would have been funny.

Never seen it. Never will.

Do they have anything that will tell me for the 50th time that my stove isn't on?

Oh BTW check out that sites "mp3" section. It takes about 5 minutes on broadband to load but there is a ton of great links to music. Fun stuff.

Henry hated Kira so much.

ill lich Henry wasn't the original singer but he pretty much made the band. We wouldn't be looking at this picture if it weren't for him.

I can understand not wanting to have him associated with you Liszt. But no way is that guy anything other than a Neo-con.

By "foreigner" they mean "white people that like soccer". I've seen the videos. You people are crazy.

Let me eat when I'm hungry.
Let me drink when I'm dry.
Lend me dollars when I'm hard up.
Religion when I die.

Ceronomus

Thats the point I wanted to make. It's not a prank. It's an assault. We are not doing children a service by letting them off easy until they are 18 and then we throw them to the wolves.
And lets face it bully prankster are dicks. Best to let them know early that they are not appreciated.
In case you're wondering I was too big to be picked on much. I'm still allowed to hate bullies.

geekpdx

The apologists for this kid seem to think that getting the kids ready for real life is the answer. Well in real life if you shock me I'm calling the cops if your bigger than me and frankly if your smaller I'm gonna try my best to kick your ass.
And that is the way the real world works. No one comes and says that thats just what boys do and lets you off easy.
You want to get through life? Don't be violent, and shocking people is violent. Do you see?

So if someone he "pranks" kicks his teeth in do you just chalk that up to being a kid? People that think shocking other people is funny need to be sterilized, or given a job at the CIA.

I'm glad I'm not the only one to have trouble understanding this.

Scoutmaster

Not only is RD in it. The film they took of him was brutally edited to make him look bad. Ben Stein is a fool.

If some kid can crack the Iphone in few weeks nobody nowhere has a chance. Just a matter of time.

I bet all those monkeys lived long, happy lives.

I thought it wasn't fair to judge people based on the tattoos they get. And that most people with tattoos where high level IT managers. Haven't we gone over this?

This is all Björk's fault. Isn't it?

Teresa Nielsen Hayden

That beaker is putting fairly specific numbers on measurements that would vary greatly from person to person.
The amount of bacteria in my gut, for example, would fill a 32oz big gulp.

I call shenanigans.

robin_hood

Thanks for calling me rich.(I wish) And yeah, thats pretty much the point I was trying to make. Having kids doesn't help ether.

I would like to say that I find Banksy's work very interesting. 99.9% of people that consider their graffit "art" are mistaken however. Like most "art".

I wonder what percentage of graffiti apologists have a mortgage. Something magical happens when you actually own something and have to work very hard to keep it.
Spray painting my house would end in ITG-like behavior.

Antinous
Ha, I like the way you think. I too believe my cat is brainwashing me. My newsletter, let me show you it.

Ok, someone has to lose their birth control glasses for the sake of the group. Right now it just looks weird.

I kid because I love.

Don't listen to them Xeni. Someday when you publish your "Big Book of Goatse" I'll buy the first copy.

Antinous
Really?
*/shakes detector/*
Oh, I have a sarcasm detector with me, but forgot my irony.

Kyle Armbruster
There was an autistic kid in school who knew everyone's birthday in school, and would say while passing in the hall, "Happy Birthday."

He had many other social problems as well.

I love how telling somone "Happy Birthday" is considered a "social problem". Seeing behavior not lockstep with their own as a social disorder is a disability of the "normal".

Legality has no bearing on whether or not something is art.

Yeah, something is art when smart people like me say it is. I'm saying that it's not art. So it can't be. bbbbbppppppttt....

Nato Welch

When you spraypaint things that don't belong to you it's not "art" and it's certainly not "good". I've seen some cool stuff on railway cars. But on a spectrum of things acceptable to spraypaint, railway cars are on one end and rock walls at glacier parks are at the other.

knoxvillegirl I didn't think of that. He's sure to be told too. Well I guess we can all be proud Americans now.

Instead of "Go Believe" it should be "Go forth and multiply yourself".

If the police are taking such pains to get your data you're pretty much screwed. So what if the data gets encrypted? They have your sorry ass. I know I could take about 1/2 a second of torture. And you?

Yea, 3 of my kids died of starvation last year, but some Americans saw a few too many scary movies about man playing god and such. So its ok, don't bother with your plant research. I don't want anyone to get upset.

50 in two years huh? I wonder out of how many roof riders? I wonder how it stacks up to driving into down danger wise.
I think this is more of a "make people pay for stuff" deal rather than "lets save people from their own stupid selves" deal.

They want to treat infants suffering from diorrhea and dehydration? */slams fist onto desk/* NOOOOOOOOOOO!

"And it looks like it's too hot to touch."
Gosh, you think?

Yea I saw a huge demonstration on the web years ago. I loved how he took it from microscopic to interstellar space travel. And how you can download other peoples worlds to explore them.
Sounds really great.

Fortunately the buyer was Glen Danzig. He immediately bought the house for it's asking price.

My mob name was "Johnny Two Shoes". Because I always wore "two" shoes.

What this really shows is a frightening lack of computer knowledge on Customs part. Someone with even a modest know-how of computers could think of 10 ways around this. 128 bit encryption, a flash drive, dummy OS's. They have about as much of a chance as a slug in a bucket of salt.

"Oriented" is a perfectly cromulent word.

I wore contacts for about 5 years. I always assumed I had no problem with onions. The day I got my new glasses I suddenly realized my contacts where protecting me from a lot of pain. It's really quite painful.

Hey drkwds btchng about "beg the question". Do I have to purchase your silence with my fist of death?

I saw this kind of crap in Atlanta about 10 years ago. Such impossible hypocrisy. Here is a city where the phone book has about 200 pages crammed full of phone numbers for "escort" services, and more porn shops than gas stations.
Yet they are all worried about dildos.

It makes sense that this would happen. If Christians can't get any respect how can Satanists?

Cool idea. I wish I could have read all the tags.

@ #1,and #2. Maybe I need more coffee but I can't understand what the hell ether of you are talking about.

Stocky, short, and cocky. I like her.

Why not just backup real quick and run them down? Did they even have lawyers back then?

I know. You buy a Cinematic Titanic. Then you buy the rifftrax of the same movie. Then you play one over the other.
And take 3 hits of acid.

Davis comes off sounding pretty nuts with all that conspiracy stuff. He's also a moron because no one would ever have heard about this review without his crazy threats.

Is Mike Nelson in on it? Cause it would only be right.

I blame that baby for eating at mcdoogles.
Hey baby! Why are you eating at mcdoogles?

Hey! Thats where K-Fed lives. Holla at my boy Cory!

"Art" is such a bad word to describe most things. As someone that has gone to "art" school I have found it to cause more confusion than not.
This is what it is. Just because it's visual don't burden it with meaningless words.

ernie

Thats what I came here to say.
I like people taking back the walls from the advertisers.

Esther Sassaman I noticed that too.

CitizenPlain Yes on closer inspection there is some funny blurring around the edges at some points. Those wheels on that cart don't look like they could handle very much speed as well. Still it looks like a great way to kill yourself.

Jesus (fictional character) had a lot of great things to say. It's a pity that most of his followers do the exact opposite.

It's good to know that so many of your are pleased with the way airlines are handling customers. I don't care if this guy is a dick or if he does not deserve a free ticket.
The point is that the airlines use intimidation to keep customers in line. Intimidation brought on by power given to them they have no buisness having.
If any other buisness acted this way they would be closed in no time.

Lots of doubters here. What do you think happens when an industry is given the powers of a police state? Every time a customer gives them a hassle instead of trying to make things right they can just act like he / she is a security threat.
Honestly how many stories like this do you all need to read before you believe that the system has gotten out of control?

Ocker3

Who holds the patent for stringing wine corks on the brim of a hat? Thats my favorite.

mrgtx

Do me a favor an stop listening to your mind.

wolfrider

So 70% of people that didn't go to college stopped reading books after not going to college?

I guess I'll never understand statistics.

If you whip your dick out in public places I have no sympathy for you. All men know that no-one wants to see their dick. Stop being naive.

I tried to stream a movie from netflix. They just bitched about how lousy my computer is. Funny, "other" websites stream movies to me just fine.

Nothing good ever comes from thinking that God will take care of things. Stop Believing in God.

When I was a kid only guys who where in Nam or in a biker gang god tattoos. Just wait till Fredom2ink comes out and then get all the stupid tattoos you want.

MonkeyFez
America is not about rich people having private armies. I don't care if they where honorable men at one point. Now they are paid killers. All the Jesus talk in the world wont change that.

MonkeyFez

I hate them because they go against everything this country used to stand for. I hate them because they give real solders a bad name by killing with no oversight. And if you are one of them, I hate you.

TP1024

Google "laser scope rifle", they are common and sold for hunting. And remember you will be looking at the laser point through a scope. Making it easier to see.

And a laser guided RPG would be impractical against a airliner. However they probably don't want to find out how impractical.

The moral of the story is that we need to get out of the habit of aiming lasers at each other.

I would think the police don't like having lasers pointed at them because they are afraid of it being mounted to a sniper rifle. The airliners don't like it because lasers can be used to direct missiles to their targets.
I just checked amazon an a "Astronomy Grade Laser for Military, Lecturers and Law Enforcement" is down from 250 to 35 bucks. Wow.

"That's not our job anymore."

Damn, I'm surprised he didn't give you a wood shampoo just for asking.

I've got one they can put on their badge. "If you can read this, you're about to get your head bashed in."

You get a free single deal for every double deal bought that is a 2 for double deal sandwich.

simple.

The bacon cheese baconburger is hilarious.

He's a sucker for wood.
Lulz.

Thats my tattoo of Einstein. I got it to show people that I'm as smart as Einstein.
E = mc² and such as Iraq.

I was in Atlanta just before and just after the games. I think the games did fine. But like most cities that host the Olympics it never turns out as well for the city as it does for the Olympics.

I would like to apologize for not putting this dirty fools head on the end of a pike.
Please stop defending religion. Let it die.

Men on the other hand are perceived to be in power

Thats only because we own everything.

Seriously now. Most men are usually much stronger than most women. So when we hear about a weaker person grabbing a stronger person by the crotch we tend to not think of it as bad as the other way around.
I know common sense is an unpopular thing.

It's also kind of like making stupid comments on the internet because no one you know wants to talk to you.

Marijuana laws are proof positive that old people are the only ones that vote on a regular basis.

Peyote is as powerful as the best of allies, but there is something I personally don't like about him. He distorts men. He gives them a taste of power too soon without fortifying their hearts and makes them domineering and unpredictable. He makes them weak in the middle of their great power.

What planigan and kobbah said.

Tell the deer I hate them.

What are those shoes so angry about?

Xeni I think you have an unhealthy obsession with goatse. In a couple of months you will be posting pictures of random objects and asking us what it reminds us of. It's going to be hilarious.

I've been told this cartoon inspired the bombing of Dresden.

The real flaw I see in McDonald's logic is that this man and anyone he can convince will never go to McDonalds again. That has to be worth more than 125 pounds. If I ever ate there I would stop myself.
If your in the UK eat some damn fish and chips ya fools.

Ha, Christians complaining about the originality of others. Your entire religion was cherry picked from ones before it. It's a mythology as relevant today as any Greek hero cult.

Ramen.

Or "2 3 N".

A vibrating ring huh? I know where I'll keep mine.

Thanks for the heads up johnpatricio .
I found this on http://www.countdante.com.

The Count was an expert in Judo, Jiu-Jitsu, Kung Fu, Tai Chi Chuan, Shaolin Boxing, Kempo, Karate, Yawara, Boxing and Wrestling. Additionally, he held a Black Belt in Aikido and a Masters Certificate in Kibo.

I just find it interesting that the one sport that he is best known for is not represented in modern MMA. From reading more about him the guy apparently was a total badass.

This is of course before MMA showed us that Karate was pretty much useless in a real fight.

I don't understand why they stopped the video before the cop tasered them.

It's not that hard to blame the victim here. If you know a country has goofy laws don't go there. If you do go there for god sake don't break their goofy laws. Who told this lady that these people aren't serious about their sky wizard?

I guess I'm and old fogy but the only positive thing I see about these is that the chances of them being silence in a car accident are all the better.

I hope she wasn't there to teach them how to accept others. Cause' it didn't work.
Did I mention she probably should not have gone there?

I was going to make some crude joke but that video was amazing. I think thats a great idea and very well done.

jonlajoie wrote a song about it. Wanna hear it?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wxp3zqIqO68
Possibly NSFW language. but hey look at the subject matter.

Truly the word of GOD.

I think the only safety gear that will help them is several million dollars worth of heavy machinery. If a 2,500 degree drop of metal falls on your foot a boot will be little help. Probably will do more harm than good.

Osinoche has a good point about Christianity being based on torture. What is the most popular movie about Jesus? The Passion. Almost every single minute of that movie has violence or torture in it. I know that Osinoche is a wise ass, but knowing what you know about Christians, Bush, and Revelation. Don't you think most Christians get a stiffy thinking about someone suffering just like their god? It is the clay feet of that religion and of most others.

So the most popular page on Conservapedia is getting three times the hits the most popular page on Wiki is?
HMMMM..

The goggles! They do nothing!

If anyone wants to hunt my truffles they have my permission.

she's compiling.

Oh, is that how you do it? I was beginning to think she was an AOL user trying to get online.

I'm no expert, but that girl clearly has no idea how to use that computer.

Did anyone pass that quiz? I consider myself pretty computer literate and I didn't get hardly any right.

What the hell kind of margin of error can there be flying 30 over the ground at just shy of terminal velocity?
The fact that they pulled this off without an injury is amazing.

Thanks Ethan I should be more careful when I'm bashing people.

@ Alchemist
It's funny you mentioned Scientology. Did you know Romney's favorite book was Dianetics? The idea that someone that is pro Scientology could become president scares the hell out of me.
More needs to be done to expose that dangerous cult.

@ "this field is mandatory"

Great post man.
Be sure to keep us abreast of all the things you don't care about.

So a lifetime of unrestrained drug abuse caused absolutely no brain damage? I find that hard to believe.

Am I the only one that thinks the word "journalist" has lost 98% of its credibility? Dan Rather could have gotten out of trouble by telling the truth that he is an overpaid talking head that had nothing to do with the reporting that got him fired.
The "professional" news services have been reduced to mouthpieces for the people they should be watching and then asking "oh gosh" questions.

@ Stefan Jones
That Weber grill plays a mean set of drums.

I bet you this guy could make a funny paper hat out of the constitution.

@ Flying Squid
I think it's making an interesting point about religion. You know. Saying something without saying it.

I thought it would at least be a big scary tree like in Wizard of Oz. A sapling tried to eat a cow? I guess you have to have faith.

Sorry tehmoth I missed your post. My bad.

@ #5:
orientate
Main Entry:
ori·en·tate
Pronunciation:
\ˈȯr-ē-ən-ˌtāt, -ˌen-\
Function:
verb
Inflected Form(s):
ori·en·tat·ed; ori·en·tat·ing
Date:
1848
intransitive verb : to face or turn to the east transitive verb : orient

Main Entry:
com·men·tate
Pronunciation:
\ˈkä-mən-ˌtāt\
Function:
verb
Inflected Form(s):
com·men·tat·ed; com·men·tat·ing
Etymology:
back-formation from commentator
Date:
1794
transitive verb: to give a commentary onintransitive verb: to comment in a usually expository or interpretive manner; also : to act as a commentator

Check out www.m-w.com if you need anything else cleared up.

Look at this motherfucking post yall. Twenty six words man. You know you cant beat that. And check this out italics bitches! You gotta love that.

@ baffledexpert: from the article you posted
"His evidence does not appear to have led to any arrests or convictions, although at the time the investigators were convinced it would contribute to the US government's fight against the so-called New Left."

Doesn't sound like he was a very good informant now does it? Just because he was wrong about LSD does not mean he wasn't an interesting person that deserves more than weak accusations.

I too must be a real geek. Because thats a great video, but what I'm really thinking is. "An animated jpg? Unpossible!"

Would it be rude to say that I'm totally in love with Xeni?

Checking ID's is not for security but so people can't sell tickets they don't need to others.
Anyway everyone knows that terrorists are ugly people with funny accents.

@ambroisebachot, wow sucks to be him. Yes it looks pretty much spot on.

No sir. I don't like it.

All I can say is that Xeni is totally awesome.

Why did the creators of The Simpsons choose to call out Family Guy on plagiarism during the episode "The Italian Bob"? It seemed like an derisive choice since more than others "The Italian Bob" illustrates a staleness that can dampen cries of infringement.

eclectro: I attended a Serrano lecture years ago. He is a very smart guy and his work definitely is art. These punks are doing exactly what he wants them to do. The people that buy his work love to know that the ignorant are incensed by it.

I would love to criticize Blackwater right now but I have the sneaky feeling that once the war in Iraq is over that bird will come home to roost. And they have been killing at will with no oversight too long to give it up.