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Passenger moons speed camera
May 7, 2008 4:44am
PoopReport's charity drive for women's latrines in Uttar Pradesh
April 30, 2008 5:23pm
I've been to India recently and $250 seems like a hell of a lot of money for anything, relatively speaking. Are you sure all of this money is gong directly to building an outhouse? Perhaps I'm completely wrong here, but in a country where people live off $2 per day, I wonder if somebody's creaming a little something off the top.
Invaders line the walls of Varanasi
April 15, 2008 6:03am
I was in Varanasi recently & saw the space invaders, but I was more distracted by the huge swastikas painted everywhere.
Swastikas are Hindu symbols, so I reckoned with 300 million gods, there's a good chance that one of them is represented by the space invaders symbol.
Debating the feasibility of an in-flight liquid bomb
April 4, 2008 6:07am
Argh, again with the Daily Mail links.
Documentary about police photographer
February 19, 2008 8:05am
Spooky - I just had the exact same Bowie track playing in the background when I clicked on the link.
World's most complete recorded music collection on eBay
February 19, 2008 1:40am
Still though, at $3M for 6M tracks - that's 50 cents per track, which actually seems a bit high.
I wonder if they'd take $2,999,998?
U.S. will try to shoot down spy satellite gone bad
February 15, 2008 1:35am
I predict the missile will miss, and both the satellite and anti-satellite missile will come down in China.
I also predict that in completely unrelated developments, within a year China will be selling spy satellites and anti-satellite technology at knock down prices.
"Race Types" from 1906 book
January 30, 2008 10:18am
Man, if Greeks still dressed like that I'd definitely eat a lot more kebabs.
UK girls held in NYC orphanage after mother gets ill
January 28, 2008 12:28am
Just saw mother & daughters interviewed on UK tv. The facts as originally reported seem correct. Mother was taken ill & after a few hours the girls were taken away, strip searched, interviewed and placed in an orphanage. Mother wasn't told where they were & was given an incorrect telephone number. British consulate was never called by the staff & the mother was sent a letter to her UK address advising her that she's being investigated for child abuse.
Feds plan digital spying on pigs, llamas, terrorcritters.
January 19, 2008 8:51am
I'd guess somebody's got their wires crossed - this sounds more like a disease control measure.
Such a system has been in place in Europe for quite a while. Every time a cow is even moved to another field it's logged. You can go into a supermarket or butchers shop and pick up a steak in the knowledge that the entire life history of that animal is known.
If say, a cow is discovered to have BSE they can easily track down the location of every animal that has ever been in contact with the infected one.
Icelandic tourist to US held for two days, shackled, deported -- over a ten-year-old visa mistake
December 17, 2007 2:44am
I have to agree with some of the above posters. I've been to the U.S. on a few short trips in the past & I'd really love to explore it in more detail, but I simply can't consider traveling to a country where I'll be treated as a criminal on arrival.
Hopefully all this madness will pass in time & I'll be able to make that trip someday in the future.
UK consultation into ban on protests near Parliament opens
December 6, 2007 6:34am
NO!!!! If they give now, those bastards will overrun the country with their damned terrorist tea parties:
Bionic cat X-ray
November 28, 2007 4:16am
I've read that cat injuries increase with altitude up until the seventh floor. After that the cats seem to have more time to think about the situation, relax and land better and so injuries actually decrease in floors higher than the seventh floor. Presumably there's a limit to this - throwing them off the space shuttle probably wouldn't work.
Laika - graphic novel tells the sweet and sad story of the first space-dog
November 20, 2007 12:16am
Not to mention the millions who died in gulag camps industrialising the USSR to the point where it could start sending dogs into space.
I doubt any nation would have passed up the chance to be the first to put a living creature into space. My guess is that the spin doctors in the US used the event to cast the Russians as cruel dog killers, when the truth is they were just pissed that they didn't do it first.
Photo-bans at pop art shows -- irony impairment, or Dadaism?
November 13, 2007 12:15pm
Photography was also banned in the recent Robodock festival in Amsterdam which you posted about a few times. A truly pointless exercise - and really out of sorts with the general relaxed attitude in this city.
FBI hunted terrorists by checking falafel sales in San Francisco
November 6, 2007 11:39pm
I've traveled around a bit in Iran and I don't recall ever seeing a single falafel. It's really something you're more likely to find in Arab countries.
FBI will have anyone you call a terrorist detained
November 6, 2007 8:08am
So what's the FBI shop-a-terrorist email address?
I think the best strategy is to report people to the authorities at every available opportunity. Report everyone you know, or don't know. Swamp the bastards with useless information. Then who knows what will happen - perhaps they might have to come up with some new method of detecting terrorists. Perhaps a system using that new fangled 'evidence' stuff I've heard so much about.
Woman dies in security custody at airport
September 30, 2007 12:55pm
It's interesting that most of the commenters here are talking about the death in custody while ignoring the fact that the woman was arrested for making a scene. Obviously it's hard to know exactly what went on without more information, but a few years ago somebody shooting their mouth off would simply have been thrown out of the airport - these days we just accept that people can get arrested for making a scene. I guess she was lucky not to be tasered first.
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