It is very nice looking. For someone like me who has trouble counting the change in his pockets, it didn't overwhelm me the way Quicken does.

Still, the $36 a year...where do I budget for that?

If only it ran on steam, it would be perfect.

I find the clacking of the tiles oddly soothing.

This would be great to wear in the shower when, you know, you really didn't want to have one in the first place.

Does it poop urinal cakes? Because it really should.

If this don't get me some lovin', nothing will.

#18--Yeah, the 'Old Boys Club' technicality.

The shadows are all wrong in this picture. Another sign of a NASA conspiracy to lull us into the belief that we actually went to the moon, this time through the soma of duct tape.

If soma can be made of duct tape. Which it probably can.

Latex takes hard play

Snicker.

This just reminds me of Matt Groening's line about how-- as a child-- homes without books scared him. Who knew he was so environmentally aware at such an early age?

@Pipenta--I think the tripod robot in the middle is from Spielberg's remake of 'War of the Worlds'.

GASP! (CHOKE!)

I just know if I had one of those lightsabres, I'd be bricking every time I hit something with it, terrified I'd break it. I'd have to be a pacifist Jedi to save my sweet blade of light.

This is why I don't do drugs. I only drink two litres of Thunderbird each night and call my ex-girlfriends at three a.m. to ask why they don't love me any more.

All I know is, I don't feel so bad about my yard now. Seriously. Ever see the area around a bird feeder after the snow melts? I'm thinking of moving just to get away from it.

Jayzuz!

But why are her eyes so red? She's either hungover or a vampire. Or a dead soul who has now taken over my hard drive. OMG! I'm in internet version of 'The Grudge'! We're all doomed!

I bet all the men in this painting wear Old Spice.

As usual, I haven't read any of the novels. Nice to see 'Doctor Who' up for two in Dramatic Short Form, even as the CBC--which co-produces the show--still dithers about whether to show the new season or not. Sorry, did I vent?

And while I love Torchwood, I wasn't sure 'Captain Jack Harkness' was *that* good....

#17--'the power-tripping "agent" RLRPing as Judge Dredd.'

Now that image is stuck in my head.
"Nice hat, creep."