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Jericho

Starbucks at Guantanamo Bay?

February 12, 2008 6:13pm

No big surprise here actually...you'd expect this kind of stuff on military bases. The Navy Exchange rules! Cheaper prices and no sales tax.

Maps: Norway vs. Sweden (Learning America Smarter)

February 8, 2008 3:27pm

Also, Sweden is missing Skwisgaar Skwigelf, and Norway is missing Toki Wartooth.

Maps: Norway vs. Sweden (Learning America Smarter)

February 8, 2008 12:44pm

They forgot Techno Viking and Swedish meatballs.

Demonic Dismembered Baby Head Theremins

January 2, 2008 3:53pm

Hey! I own one of these! I won it at my friend's birthday party.

But as one totally pretentious nerd at the party pointed out to me, it isn't a theremin per se, but theremin-like. It doesn't 2 antennae for pitch and volume control, just one beam atop the baby's soft spot that controls pitch. Still, very fun and creepy. The LED's are also set deep in the eyes, so it looks like the baby's eyes are following you as you walk past.

Sno-Baller Snow Ball Maker

December 18, 2007 4:37pm

I rented a cabin in Tahoe, and this thing was thrown into the deal. it worked FABULOUSLY. i just scissored right into the snow and made tons of snowballs in a minute. the balls were of perfect weight and shape, which helped its throwing accuracy. I can't imagine why it didn't work for some others.

Video: Mister Rogers Plays Donkey Kong

December 17, 2007 12:59pm

Isn't Keith David also the voice of the Arbiter in Halo 2? Man, I loved him in "Men At Work." also "There's Something About Mary."

Top ten most viewed pages on Wikipedia and Conservapedia

November 21, 2007 2:07pm

homo, schmomo...I can't believe Naruto gets so many looks! Now that's gay.

RiffMaster Guitar Hero Controller Reviewed (Verdict: Skip It or DIY)

November 19, 2007 6:25pm

The whammy bar on this looks completely out of reach from the strumming bar as well. it doesn't even approximate the true position of a whammy bar, which would be anchored at the guitar's bridge.

HOWTO Win at Monopoly

November 7, 2007 1:42pm

Surefire, only if you're playing against reluctant people who complain the game is boring and takes too long.

I play against cousins, siblings, etc. who are all heavy players, with strategies similar to those posted...so the playing field is very even, and very un-"surefire."

New York Ave is also a recommended property...it may benefit from the "go back 3 spaces" chance card.

Again, I hate the "it takes too long" complaint. With seasoned players, it lasts less than 2 hours. Some games can even go under 60 minutes.

No friends yet.