I wonder if there are 88 varieties...

I don't understand the defense of pseudoscience. Why fight for ignorance?

Inverse Square:

It worked for Al Green.

@ Wingo:

You forgot the tiny dancing horrors.

http://www.cartoonbrew.com/cgi/worst-mocap-ever

That's a beautifully awkward poem, like a limerick penned by a drunken lecher.

This is fantastically old news. Telemarketers and phone workers of other flavors have been told this for years: smile when talking.