Absolutely brilliant. This is more professionally done than the Iranian use of Photoshop to hype their missile capability. The farting preacher also stands to create more peace throughout the world... with laughter.

Very Clive Barker crossed with Tim Burton. I could see ninjas emerging from under that bed easily.

Actually it looks like my college dorm room... except I paid $400/month in rent.

star wars wookie is brilliant. i've always thought chewbacca fulfilled the canon of proportions, and his perfection deserves recognition.

This is truly a shameful use of anti-terrorism dollars... but I've seen worse. Consider the Homeland Security Advisory System, with its color-coded levels of fear.

At least we have a Ninja Threat Advisory System now, the first good use of my tax money that I've seen since we sent someone to the moon.

this is good advice, unless you don't want to blend in with the crowd. in this case, i would recommend ninja attire, a 40-ounce bottle of malt liquor, and a smelly cat named Fred.

might make a good book, too...