Fake they may be, but why anyone would want a US ID of any kind in today's world is quite beyond me.

I've often wondered how a fly, after being shooed away, can zig-zag around the room only to return to the exact same spot time after time. There must be some pretty nifty navigational hardware and software encapsulated inside that tiny head!

"The male's sexual organ is actually a bit like a high-pressure fire hose and is normally nearly as long as his body - excluding legs and head."

Hmmm. A squid is a cephalopod, from the Greek, meaning "head-legs", since it consists of a head and legs only; there is no "body" per se. So if we exclude legs and head, the poor fellow is left with a penis of zero length.

I'm skeptical. Fingertips severed above the top knuckle have long been known to regenerate if the wound is not closed. Let's see if they can demonstrate this with some other body part.