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Officer tries in vain to catch people fleeing from van
May 12, 2008 3:20pm
T-shirt: #000000 POWER
May 6, 2008 10:17am
@ #5 again:
I meant to say "objections to ME making" the shirt. One little word, but it makes such a difference.
Preview before post is your friend.
T-shirt: #000000 POWER
May 6, 2008 8:21am
@ #5:
That's brilliant. Would you have any objections to making (but not selling) that shirt?
Hands free umbrella with name of space prostitute is inventor's $400k dream
May 5, 2008 11:22am
Fact 1 - Car windshields are made of a clear material.
Fact 2 - Car windshields have wipers, to keep water that collects on them from obscuring your vision.
Now that you're in possession of these two facts, I want you to do something that the inventor of the Nubrella doesn't appear to have done; think about the impact they might have on your decision to use a clear plastic bubble as an umbrella.
And I really can't see any way this thing doesn't get fogged up after five or ten minutes of walking around in it. I get the feeling that if you've read this article, you've got a pretty good idea what $400,000 worth of FAIL looks like.
Slick Projector Alarm Clocks from Oregon Scientific
April 8, 2008 7:59pm
I have a Batman alarm clock (seriously, a BATMAN clock) that my best friend gave me for Christmas three years ago.
It is in all seriousness the most well-designed alarm clock I've ever seen.
Not only does it have a projector that puts the time on the ceiling (with the proper orientation to avoid the problem that #2 ran into), but the snooze button is built into the bottom of the clock. Push down on the clock and release == snooze activated, so essentially the entire clock is the snooze bar.
DNA Paternity Testing Kits On Sale Over the Counter
March 25, 2008 6:59pm
I'm going to give at least a couple of these (and perhaps more) out as Xmas presents this year.
I don't feel the least bit bad about it, either.
Real-life "Slurm" Beverage Coming to a Planet Near You
March 5, 2008 11:34am
Bolthouse Farms' Green Goodness --
-- http://www.bolthouse.com/html/cs_green_juice_n.html
My friends and I have been referring to this as "Slurm" for years.
Leaked LEGO Sets Feature Old School Spaceships, Tentacled Space Skulls
February 28, 2008 10:28am
Games Workshop, or maybe DC Comics. "Tentacled space skull" is a Brainiac staple; that's the first thing that came to mind for me.
God Save Stan Lee tee
January 25, 2008 10:02am
Yeah, what Shakespear said. A shirt who's target audience is comic book fanboys, that isn't sold in sizes larger than XL? Not the best idea I've ever heard.
Hot rod painted using dressmaker's lace stencil
January 8, 2008 12:14pm
#6
Ish of West Coast Customs also used a lace overlay for a paint job on an episode of Pimp My Ride.
T-shirt: #000000 POWER
May 5, 2008 12:52pm
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