Wait wait wait....did everyone really miss the best part?

"If body armour is the automobile...I'm not the German guy named Auto (Otto?!?) , I'm Gerald Ford...."

If he's being funny, he sure can keep a poker face.

Oooh...do you think it's "functional" enough to hijack a plane?
See where I'm going with this? Do ya?

I bet airline security will now start confiscating puzzles too.

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The title says "pubic".
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Sorry.

Jubilation!
...but I agree with others: comments at the END of the article.