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Giovanni
Alleged CD-bootlegger abandoned in solitary jail cell, left to drink own urine
March 11, 2008 8:26pm
Sicily's Mafia-free department store
March 10, 2008 10:02pm
Wow. I went to Palermo once and got ripped off by a Scooter Rental place for like 500 Euros. I went and talked to the police and they just scoffed and told me what I thought was a problem wasn't a problem.
They are such scammers over there!
Good pastries though...
TSA endangers child's life by contaminating his feeding tube despite pleas
March 6, 2008 10:24am
The thing is clear plastic what possible information did she glean from opening it?
Arizona students stage hug-a-thon to protest 2-second hug rule detentions
March 6, 2008 7:26am
Also, no smiling.
This is also a joke free zone, none shall laugh, NONE SHALL LAUGH!
Jackass sprays graffiti on glacier
February 26, 2008 11:17am
tagging a glacier doesn't that clean it self up like sidewalk chalk?
Nails of the Crucifixion on eBay
February 21, 2008 9:49am
There's an old saying that if you took all the splinters from the cross there would be enough wood to build a boat.
I think it's especially applicable here.
Yoko Ono: No, I'm not suing Lennon Murphy over "Lennon."
February 14, 2008 12:37pm
funny that it's written in the third person but signed by Yoko...
Whimsical names of arrested Mafia bosses
February 7, 2008 6:03pm
One of these guys is probably part of the crew that robbed me in sicily.
I wish that they would get lots of the cronies too.
Anonymous Message to Pastafarianism / Leaked FSM video
February 5, 2008 12:29pm
"for each one of us that fall, 10 more will rise from their parents basements.."
lol, too good
Conserving the world's weirdest amphibians
January 23, 2008 12:33pm
Its interesting that they pin the decline in amphibian population more on pollution and climate change. Really this is the result of a fungal pandemic
A fungus common in Africa made its way to South America where a large portion of Amphibians live and has devastated frogs, salamanders and all other Amphibians over the last 40 years.
Sensitive as amphibians may be to climate change the real problem is a way to attack frog killing fungus.
Mayor resigns, reveals false identity he created to escape "satanists"
November 24, 2007 4:39pm
Don't know if anyone has read Mary Roach's book Spook (fairly new) but this reminds me of the chapter on reincarnation.
I wonder if the same psychological phenomenon is at work here. If reincarnation can be summed up as a psychological phenomenon at all then it would mostly likely manifest it self differently in cultures where reincarnation is not widely excepted.
Victims of Congo rape epidemic: how you can help (update).
November 21, 2007 12:42am
I don't know exactly what they plan on doing with the money donated. Another productive activity would be to just send malaria preventing nets that cost a quarter.
tsol: You're probably right, the UN must be the problem, or it could be the countless Congolais who prefer to destroy their country. All the Congolais I know got out during the last revolution, or the one before that, or the one before that.
The problem isn't just having security forces it's finding a way to change a culture.
As for the UN, name something good they've done that hasn't screwed up five other things.
First Firefox 3 Beta ready for download
November 20, 2007 7:15am
Screen zoom is kind of cool I guess, OS X has supported full screen zoom for your entire desktop for years now.
IE7 users 1 upped! :p
Miro 1.0: the free and open future of video on the net
November 14, 2007 9:08am
I second many of the questions here. Is it more efficient than previous versions? I don't need a media player that takes up 200 MBs of ram to sit in the background and burn cpu cycles.
Condo ass. claims copyright on Chicago's Marina City Towers
November 9, 2007 8:26am
They should have shock troops that guard the buildings, if someone takes a glace without paying, or is a "glance pirate" so to speak, out comes the taser.
Everyone with a taser wins!
Mac trojan in the wild
November 1, 2007 7:33am
braschlosan- so you installed OS X on hardware that's not meant to be supported by the OS and you're complaining that it was hard to get working?
Well, it takes some work to get linux running on a toaster too but that doesn't mean that linux is the problem.
The drivers are meant for apple hardware, thats one of the reasons OS X is more stable. It's like getting mad because the airplane you just bought doesn't handle very well on the highway.
Mac trojan in the wild
October 31, 2007 8:46pm
I agree with Joelanders, what's worse, that they infected your machine or that they don't cough up the goods after screwing you. (no pun intended)
A message from Sugar Information, Inc. -- "She needs sugar in her life."
October 18, 2007 7:48am
Wow, that's the most non-nonsensical ad I've ever seen.
"Sugar swings. Server some."
wtf does that mean?!
How it feels to die
October 11, 2007 5:40pm
Anyone that thinks this is interesting should check out Mary Roach's book Stiff. She has a whole chapter on the guillotine and the different studies done by scholars back in the day to see how long people lived and stayed conscious.
Really good read actually.
Counterfeit $1 million bill
October 10, 2007 9:45am
"The largest bill ever printed is the $100,000 gold certificate"
I think we all know that's not true
Serrano photos vandalized
October 9, 2007 4:27pm
Phasor: I hadn't heard there were riots in Scandinavia though I agree that when Al Queda puts a bounty on a cartoonist's head it's something that we should take note of.
Crashed drug plane owned by US Government?
October 9, 2007 4:16pm
The fact that they leave a commenter anon isn't all that strange (their fashion of doing it maybe) My favorite part is that they don't know how long they've been in business.
From the homepage:
we are in this business over 20 years...
From the about page:
We opened in 1995...
wait...so..2007 minus 1995...hmmm
Sperm whale video
October 8, 2007 12:09pm
It's amazing that something that big can seem to come out of no where.
I heard of a guy that was night diving in the arctic circle. Visibility was really low and you could only see a few feet. He turned and his light was on a giant eye as big as his head just a foot away.
Inside of your dry suit wouldn't be very dry after that.
French fan-translation of "When Sysadmins Ruled the Earth"
October 7, 2007 3:42pm
wow, how did he translate "sysadmin" they don't even have the internet in france do they?
pas de menaces svp, je plaisante! :p
Archibishop of Mozambique: condoms and HIV cocktails will give you AIDS
October 1, 2007 3:51pm
I'd love to just church bash without doing any research but this priest got his ideas from somewhere.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/africa/6966658.stm Has the story where south africa had to recall 20 million condoms (many of which never came back)
This started a lot of conspiracy theorists engines that condom makers were intentionally trying to infect africans with aids.
Given Mozambique's proximity to south africa it's not a stretch to think that this priest got his ideas a few clicks down the rumor mill.
If you don't think there are plenty of Africans that believe this you're wrong. Some friends of mine just got back from a few year stint in South Africa (I know that's not Mozambique) and they said they heard lots of people say that they were waiting for most of the population to die of aids before trying to change the political climate.
It's easy to see why a country so close to south africa might share some distrust.
Woman dies in security custody at airport
September 30, 2007 10:15am
If she was really acting so irate I don't think it would be strange to leave her in handcuffs. The holding cell is not the same as a prison cell and would be more to keep people in until they can be moved.
At least that's my guess.
On the other hand, how in the world can someone strangle themselves with their own handcuffs?!
Do you blog like a terrorist?
September 26, 2007 10:05am
"bitch mudders ass"
lol, I don't know what that is but I'll take four!
Do you blog like a terrorist?
September 26, 2007 8:29am
The Dark Web project is just going to drive more of us onto the darknet so we can't be tracked.
Just like DRM, surveillance of this kind is likely not to effect the people it's intended to. They'll make their activities discreet and encrypted while the rest of us get tagged as "LOLcats sympathizers" and (if you're on livejournal) emotional wastelands.
FBI eyes anti-Jena 6, pro-white supremacy website
September 23, 2007 6:46pm
PopeRatzo: Racism certainly is a problem in America but I don't like the implication that it is a purely American problem.
How about France where they came very close to electing a man who was going to throw all non-french born peoples out (ie arabs and africans)
Or what about Lithuania where my friend recently asked someone what they thought about Hitler and they responded "Well, he was probably a bad guy but at least he took care of that Jew problem"
Or Mexico where Guatemalans coming over the border are beaten, robbed and sent back.
Or Korea where being Japanese makes you almost instantly hated.
I could go on but the point it, I think America is actually ahead on the curve.
London's panopticon of CCTVs aren't solving crimes
September 21, 2007 7:50am
GK has it right, without more data these statistics mean nothing.
You could also say that CCTV cameras cause crime. Because they are more likely to put them in high crime areas after a year you can say "Hey look! Wherever we have cameras we have tons of crime!!!"
Not that I'm a fan of government surveillance on their own citizens.
Video for Frontalot's nerdcore song about Zork
September 14, 2007 8:14am
I was always confused about what a Grue was when playing Zork...or Return to Zork...or the Legend of Zork.
Speaking of Text based adventure game did anyone every play "Legend of the Red Dragon" available only on BBS' That game was great and I bet it could be popular once again if someone did an online rehash.
French art from 1910 depicting the year 2000
September 12, 2007 2:20pm
The translation for the text on that page is as follows:
These stamps, probably meant to acompany foodstuffs, are shown 12 to a sketch. They show how our grand parents imagined the year 2000! The inventions destined to improve daily life go hand in hand with those more destined for more intelligent or exploratory purposes(rough), curiously the clothing styles stay the same as they were back in the day!
Capitol police attack, break leg of anti-war minister (video)
September 12, 2007 1:49pm
This might be unpopular to say but you do see him clearly pull back when the cops goto grab him. I'm not a lawyer but I think that counts as resisting arrest.
I don't think the assault charge will go far. It looks like his arms go up in a defensive position, not in on offensive manner.
The audio isn't clear but it doesn't sound like they tell him what he's being charged with either until well after they've handcuffed him.
Psychological "torture bible" published in 1961 reappears online
September 5, 2007 2:22pm
It's interesting to try to argue the ethics of using such a report. On the one hand it was gathered by very unethical means but on the other if we don't use it all that human torture goes to waste! ::ducks::
This reminds me of all the research done in Nazi Germany that the Allies picked up after the war and used.
Article about conspiracies at Denver International Airport
August 31, 2007 11:17am
Course you have Jennifer, I mean, who hasn't!?
No friends yet.


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