My first handle was Duane Divel, a intricate obfuscation of "the devil", but another pretty bad handle i used to use in my bbs days was "Jack the Reaper". Other examples of my bad handle-making skills in my early computer years are things like "The Enchanted Forest", "You Find It Under A Rock" and recently i've been using "Flertallsformer", wich roughly translates to "Plural Forms"