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Galoot

Bio: Just some 40-something Canadian neo-hippie who probably would have dodged the draft if he'd been given the opportunity.

Wonderful noodle stretching and folding video

October 7, 2008 12:43am

Ring of Truth, The First Eden, The Story of English, Eyes on the Prize... 80s PBS was a beautiful thing.

We have a new thing: Introducing the News Faucet

September 30, 2008 4:02pm

Yes you did. I can see it now, even with Adblock Plus engaged. Maybe it's 'cause I moved to Canada?

We have a new thing: Introducing the News Faucet

September 30, 2008 5:36am

Apparently, some combination of FF, Linux, and mouth breathing makes it not work on my laptop.

Don't waste hours seeking a solution for one user, though. Instead, would you please just call me up and read the headlines to me as they come in? Thanks.

We have a new thing: Introducing the News Faucet

September 29, 2008 8:00pm

I can't find the darned thing even with Adblock Plus disabled. Or is this some sort of new experimental video-tweet (and proof that BB has an older readership than I ever imagined)?

James Howard Kunstler's "Eyesore of the Month"

September 27, 2008 9:10pm

Eyesore #1: Every local link I click opens in a new tab.

Rubik's Mirror

September 23, 2008 9:58am

I LOLed. All I could think was "don't actually mix it!"

Amazon reviewers clobber Spore DRM

September 7, 2008 10:32pm

The more things change...

A shame, then and now. I lost that red sheet a month later and had to stop playing.

Scientists Sick of People Claiming Large Hadron Collider Will Destroy World

September 7, 2008 10:15pm

My vote is for "taxi."

They didn't censor it for offensiveness, they censored it because that's a really dumb thing for a scientist to say.

Anyone got a good text-parser for tagged text?

August 13, 2008 1:00am

Nice work, Novalis.

World of Developmentcraft: academic paper on gold farming as a development activity in poor countries

August 8, 2008 1:19pm

I was expecting an entire academic paper written in Papyrus.

Consumer Coolpixes get 5x optical zoom

August 7, 2008 10:56am

No suburban white, then? Shucks.

Magic teaches us about human cognition -- UPDATED

August 5, 2008 10:57pm

...our two optic nerves have roughly the resolution of cell-phone cameras. [citation needed]

No, really. From what ass was that figure pulled?

Lamest "steampunk" iPhone ever now on eBay

August 4, 2008 9:55pm

If something I'm selling ever gets slagged on Boing Boing, I'm logging in to say thank you for the hits.

HOWTO deal with an anaconda bite

July 22, 2008 3:47pm

Exactly the same strategy used to extricate one's self from a clingy ex-girlfriend's grasp, then.

Two things I learned from the New York Times this morning

July 21, 2008 2:29pm

Adding Esquire to the Singularity file. WTF?

$3 iBeer about as drinkable as real-life $3 beer

July 21, 2008 12:23am

Paying three bucks for a beer you can't really drink is a bargain when you realize it's American beer.

Duke Nukem Trilogy is the best E3 trailer ever made

July 18, 2008 9:18am

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Wall retaliates against vandal

June 10, 2008 11:45am

@48: I couldn't agree more. When I read "vandal" I assumed there'd be some harmless spray-painting involved, not actual destruction. Poor wall.

(But, seriously. How many ways do you think a wall can "retaliate" that don't involve causing pain to a person?)

"How to Photoshop" book has incompetently photoshopped cover

May 15, 2008 6:23pm

If I saw that in the contest queue at Worth1000, I'd DQ it.

Video: Vista sales team hire Springsteen impersonator to evoke last time Microsoft was cool

April 16, 2008 4:33pm

Of all the years to flash us back to, Microsoft, why would you choose 1984? Does any self-respecting geek not associate that year with the Macintosh?

FBI to create vast biometrics database

December 22, 2007 12:48am

Stop that man! He walks like a Libertarian!

Canada's coming DMCA will be the worst copyright yet

November 30, 2007 2:25am

My MP's about to go "Oh, that guy again." I just finished sealing the envelope.

101 Classic Computer Ads

August 8, 2008 5:27pm

Giant LED Bookcase Clock

August 1, 2008 1:18am

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