Hey! It's a Haiku
Poesy Emmeline
Fibonacci Nautilus
Taylor Doctorow

From the Devil's Dictionary:
CLARIONET, n. An instrument of torture operated by a person with cotton in his ears. There are two instruments that are worse than a clarionet — two clarionets.

Speaking of glass knives, on a plane there is no where for the blood to drain either.

Isn't it an imperative programing language, not a functional programing language?

I just finally got around to reading the essays just before I checked BB and found this here, crazy. Best line was, "abstract thought is routinely sacrificed on the altar of standardized testing."