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Fake speed bumps painted on roads

June 30, 2008 9:46pm

Where can I sign up to get paid $60 - %80 for spending 5 mins painting a simple graphic in the street?

...yeah, I know, plus gas + travel time...

Simpsons map for Quake III Arena

June 23, 2008 1:27pm

Crashing for me too. Getting cull parm errors on many texture shaders. (sigh)

First-ever video of human ovulation

June 18, 2008 10:46pm

What seems to be missing are the circles and arrows to go with the paragraph in-bedded in the video.

Rube Goldberg-esque pool trick shot

April 12, 2008 6:37pm

domino topple ≠ Rube Goldberg device

Video of man firing 18 rounds from a pistol in 3 seconds

February 5, 2008 8:21pm

I say ban box cutters. Look what they did.

Video of man firing 18 rounds from a pistol in 3 seconds

February 5, 2008 8:58am

"OK, let's see how it would go if the victim had a gun!"

...in real life.

"Hey, man, got a light?" (cooperation)
"Sure, here" (cooperation)
*pulls knife* "Gimme your *$%&$ wallet or I'll kill you!" (defection)
Victim tries to pull gun (defection?)
*stab* (defection)
"Ow, dammit!" *pulls gun* (defection)
*stab* (defection)
"Ow, you mother..." *BLAMBLAM* (defection)
"Hello, 911? A man attacked me with a knife and I defended myself. Please help me."

Confusing sandwich coupon

December 23, 2007 9:16am

Just a note: college educated ≠ can think. It was very likely a college educated person who created the mess, and definitely a college educated person the gave it the thumbs up.

Try handing it to one of the uneducated illegal aliens behind the counter. They can probably help you.

Lighted Shower Head Changes Color with Temperature

December 14, 2007 10:21pm

BOBKAT I like the Nuclear Food containers on that page. Take 'em to work and watch the terrorist fun begin!

Famos Vegetable Peeler

December 14, 2007 10:16pm

Actually the handle looks like it would work well if you only peeled your foods by scraping away from you. Drawing towards you would be a pain. I like the "bulbous crap" that is easier on arthritic hands.

HOWTO make a stove-top tin-can popcorn popper

November 16, 2007 9:48am

aluminum ≠ tin

Rube Goldberg domino cascade ad for Guinness

November 10, 2007 12:58pm

Please do not mistake object topples with Rube Goldberg devices.

Photos from film found in thrift store cameras

November 10, 2007 12:39pm

Ridiculous! If you truly want privacy, you do not throw your photos in the street. I'm amazed anyone could be so offended by this. These people may have been in the privacy of their own home when the pics were taken, but once they give the pictures to the public they're no longer private. That's just how it works.

Check your Granny's camera for film before you sell it after she dies.

Free Video: The Secret Life of Machines

October 31, 2007 8:26pm

Bestest show ever! The fax machine has a very interesting history. I think the Mythbusters took some inspiration from these guys.

Hard Times in Porn Valley

October 16, 2007 7:39pm

"Jack Venice, turned himself into Washington police"

I thought he was a porn star, not a magician.

Personally, I thought Ron Jeremy did pretty good acting, at least compared to most of the others. But I think many of them did better when they worked with him. He could say some pretty funny stuff.

I don't know about the rest of the clientele, but I like a break in the action once in a while. If you're with somebody and both enjoying it, you need a break sometime, or a change in tempo.

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