My day in World of Warcraft:

I login and decide on my dastardly doings for the day. What depraved and 'violent' acts will I commit?

Leaving town and civilised behaviour behind, I skip violently through fields of swaying flowers and grasses in search of my prey, only stopping once or twice to violently hug the pink Flamingo I recently acquired as a pet. (That is another story of violence to horrible to be spoken of here).

Spotting my prey I skulk forward and violently uproot some defenceless flowers in a defoliating rage truly terrifying to behold. With near psychotic glee I violently ram my bag full of petals, leaves and twigs. This goes on for a undefined amount of time, my only recollection is a red mist which smells slightly of lavender and the odd giggle as gnomes pass me in the knee high grass. Finally my bag is full of crushed flowers, herbs and the odd butterfly. I furtively glance around, checking I've gotten away with the violent deed, then make a run for it. Ha Ha! The crime is done and my violent appetites are sated once again!

I head to the nearest town and under cover of broad daylight sell my gory trophies to the highest bidder... “Flowers! Herbs! Freshly picked this morning!” I roar with a violence that makes people cross the street. The feeding frenzy begins as fellow violently inclined players vie for my ill gotten goods. It's a very violent process with lots of clicking and waiting by the mailbox, violently tapping my foot with pent up mild impatience.

Oh the horror! The depravity! Such is the life of a WoW gamer. However it does seem to calm me down a little...