Come on men, it's not that hard, just imagine a raging mountain stream...pee-shyness be damned.

I can see this happening out of boredom because I've worked as an election officer for several years. Some election volunteer was probably joking about the pens at first and then word spread through the line. Our elections are run by local election boards and the quality of training and supervision for volunteer election officers varies widely. Help democracy, volunteer to work as an election officer and see the process from the inside!

OMG, tool porn!

'There is a strong justification for gun control, not for choking freedom of speech.'

Uh, right. Because its so much easier to squash freedom of speech minus the means to fight back.