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Mazda destroys 4,703 shiny new cars worth $100 million
April 29, 2008 3:52pm
Anti-teen noise-weapon comes to the USA
April 24, 2008 12:01pm
It seems that this device is being used indiscriminately.
People who aren't loitering, but merely passing through the area in question are getting nailed, which seems unfair.
Unless these come with some kind of sensor that can measure the amount of time somebody has been loitering, they should be banned.
And how well do they hold up to 9mm slugs? Any bets on how soon we see stories of these being shot off the side of buildings?
Children's book about plastic surgery
April 16, 2008 11:42am
Maybe the author should have consulted these two:
Vintage sexist coffee TV commercial
April 15, 2008 5:32pm
HOWTO Bake a killer Yoda cake
April 15, 2008 1:21pm
It kinda looks like a Chihuahua sticking its head out the window of a moving car.
Roboticist plans real-world Gundam replica
April 9, 2008 8:57am
What? You mean Truckasaurus isn't enough to get the kids excited about robots??
Jack LaLanne on the secret to happiness
March 23, 2008 2:49pm
@StaceyJ:
Did LaLanne take over the Juicer franchise from Jay Kordich?
Fun straws are phallic?
March 18, 2008 2:24pm
So I guess Wal-Mart will never sell anything from Voodoo Doughnuts. Can you spot the "dirty" one?
Two-wheeled Nazi mine-sweeping Vadermobile
March 7, 2008 2:18pm
Reminds me of something from the 'Code Guardian' movie you can see on YouTube.
Cal State University fires Quaker for inserting "nonviolently" into loyalty oath
March 3, 2008 8:47am
Maybe she should have pulled a Bush and added a signing statement.
Kimchee in space
February 26, 2008 8:42am
I'm actually surprised to hear that no one has done any kind of research on microbe mutation in space.
R2D2 cake
February 18, 2008 10:54am
@#4: "extendable date port"? Is there some SW droid porn out there I'm not aware of?
Religious police in Saudi Arabia ban "red items" as part of Valentine's Day crackdown
February 12, 2008 11:02am
I don't get it. If the Saudi religious police are so worried about "encouraging relations between men and women outside wedlock" then why not ban the sale of flowers altogether?
Any horny guy knows that you don't wait to send women flowers just once a year.
I Want Sandy - perfect productivity email bot is free and public
November 14, 2007 12:40pm
Sandy looks like the cousin of Erin Esurance.
BBtv: Fear and Loathing in Hyrule (Hunter S. Thompson vs. Zelda)
February 13, 2008 7:00am
No friends yet.


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Tanker? Cougar Ace is a RO-RO car carrier vessel according to Wikipedia.
@Eriko23: If Mazda could somehow have people sign waivers that guaranteed absolute freedom from liability lawsuits, then maybe I could see them donating the cars...but this is a sue-happy country.