Well, I am not allowed to be a blood or organ doner because I am a gay man living in the US. So, I imagine that bone marrow donations are likewise restricted to straight people. Even though I've never had a sexually transmitted or blood-borne disease and have been in a 15 year monogamous relationship I can't help you out here. Hey, maybe Lindsey Lohan or Amy Winehouse can hook you up, they are straight and often near a hospital (of one kind or another).

I, for one, welcome our new Bigfoot overlords. I'd like to remind them as a trusted blogger, I can be helpful in rounding up others to toil in their underground sugar caves.