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Dizbuster

Bio: I'm a rocker, I'm a roller, I'm a right out of controller.

RIP, Thomas M Disch

July 7, 2008 12:03am

NO!!! Oh, this is the worst news.

Obama's support for the FISA "compromise"

June 25, 2008 8:15am

Meet the new boss, same as the old boss.

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April 25, 2008 9:38am

I like cats.

Middlesbrough cops, goons and clerks grab and detain photographer for shooting on a public street

April 22, 2008 8:23am

How about the civilian who physically detained the guy, and violently wrenched his arm behind his back?!

Anyway, nothing will become of this case because the World Has Gone Mad. This is just a small symptom, but how telling? A man is physically assaulted by several people for doing nothing more than taking a photograph in a shopping area. It wasn't a military facility, or even a fucking red light district (if you know what I'm talking about). If you were told ten years ago this kind of thing would become commonplace in the near future, you wouldn't believe it.

Man whose house was hit by five meteors believes he is targeted by aliens

April 9, 2008 8:41am

It probably isn't extraterrestrials sending the meteorites. I think it's most likely he has angered Zeus in some way. As we all know, Zeus is easy to irritate, so it might be something as simple as providing the wrong sacrifice or burnt offering.

Super-premium theater chain in the US to sell $35 movie tickets

March 28, 2008 8:57am

Can you think of a better way to enjoy a film like Deuce Bigelow: European Gigolo?

Interesting anti-graffiti sign

March 10, 2008 8:52pm

I'm surprised the sign hasn't caused a bunch of angry vandalism itself. Maybe it's because the pizza is so goddamned good. Best in town!

Man creates vigilante robot to battle drug dealers

March 5, 2008 11:10am

Millman: I agree it's funny that folks pay so much for property in a crappy area. Funnier still they'll pay that much for a sterile condo ANYWHERE.

Rageahol: I didn't say we should kill the homeless, for god's sake, just that it's easy to get pissed about the side-effects of massive homelessness. I tried to illustrate why someone would get frustrated with loiterers and such. Ease up on the rageahol, rageaholic.

Man creates vigilante robot to battle drug dealers

March 5, 2008 9:41am

#16 Have you ever lived in a place where you have to step over people who aggressively panhandle you the second you open your door? Who take dumps on your doorstep? I'm all for compassion in theory, but goddamn, it infuriated me dealing with that stuff every day, living in SOMA, SF. Try it sometime and see how you feel about it.

Nine Inch Nails made at least $750k from CC release in two days

March 5, 2008 9:31am

I realize Trent & the Radioheads worked real hard to get where they are, but it wasn't without major help from the fat cats we love to vilify. Sure, they're fucking slimeballs, but a few bands manage to get filthy rich because of those slimeballs. Do I disagree with the rockers' loathing of the majors? Not at all, but I find the situation a little ironic.

Because of the success they've had piggybacking on the major labels, I think Reznor and the others ought to use their considerable influence to help smaller bands find fans of their own. I know I've discovered great music by the mere mention of a name in interviews by artists I admire. Know what I'm saying?

Smoking ban workaround in bars: Hold "theater nights"

February 26, 2008 8:11am

How about if there were a limited amount of tobacco licenses available to bars within cities, similar to the way there are a limited amount of liquor licenses?

Texas students shut down highway and march 7 miles to vote in gerrymandered district

February 22, 2008 11:25pm

Please pardon my expression, but putting those voters 7 miles away from their polling place is the work of low-down, dirty mthrfckrs. Ain't no two ways about it.

Isabella Rossellini's bug porn

January 31, 2008 11:26am

This would be obscenely awesome if I could only access the website.

Anton LaVey's Black House now condos

January 30, 2008 10:17am

That's 21st Century San Francisco for you. LaVey may have sold his soul to the devil, so to speak, but at least he HAD a soul.

Warren Ellis' friend busted in Dubai for melatonin

January 30, 2008 7:53am

I wonder if Halliburton executives will have any trouble attaining citizenship in Dubai.

Waiters use nodding trick to boost restaurant tabs

January 28, 2008 1:19pm

First we learned that waiters and waitresses are heartless racists. Now they're trying to control our minds.

Tussaud's bad wax heads up for auction

January 25, 2008 2:52pm

Kelsey Grammer!

R. Crumb's orginal art sells for over $100,000 at auction

January 25, 2008 1:14pm

God bless R. Crumb.

Patchwork anatomy t-shirt

January 25, 2008 8:43am

Gag me with a spoon!

Artist throws herself at men.

January 24, 2008 11:10am

There's art and then there's "art." I think this falls into the "art" category.

RIP "Curry Hell" restaurateur

January 23, 2008 8:34am

#14 Aren't you getting your panties in a bunch over what you perceive to be someone else getting their panties in a bunch? My advice: don't get your panties in a bunch!

That said, sorry to hear of that feller's passing.

Presidential milkshakes

January 18, 2008 3:12pm

Hey PNIND9, I'm with you all the way on this one. Just plain stupid.

Unusual list of sex-related terms

January 18, 2008 3:07pm

Eunoterpsia - the doctrine endorsed by all hip-hop & R&B radio stations.

TSA to punish fliers for facecrime

January 2, 2008 9:28am

I wonder if there are any obese terrorists. I bet you the terrorist bosses require all of their murderers to be in good physical shape. Perhaps the TSA could ease the burden on their vigilance by giving a free pass to obese people since they're obviously not in good enough shape to be terrorists.

UK party leader hires Brian Eno as youth adviser

December 19, 2007 11:13am

I think Eno is a fabulous choice. Douglas Rushkoff would be my choice for a similar role in the US.

Music snob t-shirts

December 3, 2007 11:17am

How do you piss off an indie rocker?

Enjoy music.

Two Girls 1 Cup: a grandmother reacts.

December 3, 2007 9:23am

While I don't have any problem with videos like this, or people who enjoy them, I object when someone tries to tell me it's some kind of high art. It's porno. It disgusts most people, but appeals to the prurient interests of some (don't try to tell me the filmmaker himself doesn't get off on this shit either).

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