Not that it would ever happen, but I'd love to see some kind of rule where anytime an officer uses a taser on a civilian, he takes a hit with one back at the precinct. I'm sure they'd still be willing to use them in situations where it's necessary to keep themselves or their fellow officers safe (which they're supposed to be reserved for anyway) but may think twice about zapping someone just for the hell of it.

Like I said, never gonna happen, but it would be nice.

Aww, everybody and their dog beat me to the "cleaning Bush's taint" jokes. Guess I'm not as creative as I like to pretend I am. ;p

Heh. Thirding the recommendation for the SF IT guy. They should can the rest of his department and hire him back ASAP!

"Some brides pick up the tab for their attendants, replacing the pillbox inscribed with the wedding date with a well-earned squirt between the eyes."

That sounds like one hell of a bachelorette party!

@Jackson Nope. For $5 you can get LESS sunburned. That SPF 15 crap isn't going to help out much at all.

In other news, tomorrow is free calamari day at the Shima Marineland Aquarium!

Ooh, I live in Oklahoma. I SO want one of those comic books :)

@#19

Yeah, like George Washington would ever get elected in this day and age. Half the population doesn't even know who he is, ("Dude, you look just like that guy on the quarter!") and his whole government for the people platform wouldn't exactly fit the best interests of our country's current leadership. He'd be lucky to get a job in the mail room at the Pentagon.

Is this really news? "Seniors pull goofy stunt, get slap on the wrist as punishment." It's not the end of the world. Had I managed to concoct this plan in High School, I would have realized that this stunt would get me in trouble, taken a few seconds to determine whether the stunt would be worth the inevitable punishment, and proceeded to put on my monkey suit and go to town! 7 days suspension for laughs like that? Absolutely worth it!

This is brilliant! I can't wait to see the results ;p

Kinda looks like Squidward from Spongebob.

I totally agree with LUNAMOTH. A guy my mother works with was arrested at work because he's a registered sex offender and forgot to update his address when he moved recently. He's a "sex offender" because he mooned an older lady when he was 18. Seems to me there should be some form of physical contact involved to deem something a sex offense.