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Kids' game adds 500-1000 words to its forbidden list every day

May 9, 2008 12:59pm

@RossInDetroit:

Not exactly what you're looking for, but here's a list of banned names that you can't put on personalized NFL jerseys.

article:
http://www.outsports.com/nfl/2005/0301nflshop.htm

list (potentially NSFW):
http://outsports.com/nfl/2005/0301nflshopnaughtywords.htm

I used this list awhile back for a fortune 500 company's web app so people didn't use objectionable user names.

Needless to say, it's good reading (and probably NSFW).

NYTimes.com hand-codes its HTML

April 30, 2008 9:35am

@55 You say "it's all about precise control of the content". Amazingly enough, that's what people said in the 80s when they refused to use compliers. "But I'm just more efficient!" "The complier can't optimize like I can". "I don't believe the complier can produce good code".

Are the tools really this bad? Maybe we're really just stuck in the 80s.

In my experience, the tools were that bad.

I don't think you can use that excuse any more though, at least with Dreamweaver, as it's leaps and bounds better than it was years ago.

While my experience with compilers is limited, I wouldn't be surprised that they, in general, had some growing pains as well.

Mazda destroys 4,703 shiny new cars worth $100 million

April 30, 2008 8:31am

@ 48:
The car drove perfectly fine, and he drove it for years. I think at one point later on in it's life the plastic mounts holding the power window control arm to the glass in the window mechanism jammed, and the window slid into the gap in the door and shattered, but I think that was a known issue with that model year of Jettas and probably wouldn't have much to do with the car hanging on the wall.

You are correct. That's a known issue with a couple of VW models during that time.

NYTimes.com hand-codes its HTML

April 30, 2008 7:45am

@37 I'm sorry, but am I the only one here who finds this incredibly sad? Is this really the state of the much vaunted Web 2.0/3.0/whatever - that people are bragging about HAND CODING their content?

It's all about precise control of that content. "Back in the day", Frontpage and Dreamweaver added all sorts of nonsense that would blow all your code to hell and back, and they'd have to find someone to remove or recode the page so that it would actually perform similarly across browsers.

CSS has made this a little easier to deal with presently, not that there aren't certain standards which aren't correctly implemented in certain browsers.

I have to say that one program that has been consistently good across the years is BBEdit. It's a shame it's Mac only.

NYTimes.com hand-codes its HTML

April 30, 2008 6:38am

I'm a professional web developer who has coded by hand for 10+ years in many programming languages. I've always hated WISYWIG tools for all of the extra junk that they put in the code that could have been done much more elegantly with half the amount of characters.

I'm currently using Dreamweaver CS3. In its 'Code' view, it's a pretty powerful text editor with some nice auto-complete features once you get the hang of them.

The rare times I use the 'Design' view is as a quick preview window and I don't actually modify anything in that view. Obviously all of your testing should be done in the specific browsers themselves.

So it makes me think that this design director is so far removed from the grunt work of coding (and advice of his coders) that he'd make a blanket statement like that. Either that, or he's just so old school that he doesn't know that the latest products compensate for a programmer's desire to hand code.

Children's book about plastic surgery

April 16, 2008 10:20am

@MCGRINGOSTARR

Is this the review you mentioned?

http://www.avclub.com/content/cinema/bratz_the_movie

DMZ Friendly Fire: reinventing war comics, making them better and more important

April 14, 2008 10:08am

I've had great fun with Y: The Last Man (I read 3 volumes this weekend), and The Walking Dead.

I'd also submit that Wormwood is quite good as well, and I seem to recall hearing about it here.

British Press Paying for "Videogame Criminal" Yarns

March 31, 2008 1:16pm

Last week, I started rolling the paper clips, pencils, and post-it notes on my desk into small spheres.

Today, my neighbor's dog was an unfortunate casualty of my sphere-rolling addiction, not to mention their mailbox - which is a federal crime.

This is a cry for help, before I roll again!

Tell Me Which Green Tech Products Excite You Most

March 26, 2008 11:04am

While not a gadget, an ISP/data center I've used in the past for hosting and co-location is about 18 months out from opening their "green data center". So at least it's tech-related.

I'm pretty psyched about it, but I get excited easily.

http://wistechnology.com/articles/4074/?id=4074

http://renewableinternet.com/

The Fuzzy Wonder, Goat Automaton

March 18, 2008 12:29pm

@ STEFAN JONES

From your link: "A ba-a-a attachment also makes this goat more goaty."

That is all sorts of awesome.

Apparently NBC Universal Likes My "Week in the Woods" Idea

March 12, 2008 11:10am

You should one-up them for stealing your idea and instead do it on a raft in a lake.

Sarah Connor Chronicles (Terminator) ARG: BBtv special edition.

March 10, 2008 10:51am

So... I think I missed the 'game' part.

FBI interrogator: Torture doesn't work, breeds jihad

March 10, 2008 10:43am

In the U.S.A. that I grew up in, popular media always depicted the "bad guys" as being the ones who tortured.

Nazis, Viet Cong, Stasi, KGB, drug cartels - these were the enemies of freedom and democracy and their use of torture embodied their draconian ideology and disregard for human suffering.

Nowadays, if Jack Bauer needs some information then it doesn't matter what he does as long as it produces "results".

The end justifies the means... A pretty telling benchmark on how this country has abandoned its ideals.

And we're just the frog in the pot of water while they're turning up the temperature.

Hairstylist shoots complaining customer

March 10, 2008 10:29am

Ack!

Reminder to self when getting hair cut tonight:
Keep repeating how great it looks regardless of the actual appearance.

TED 2008: Crow vending machine maker Joshua Klein

February 29, 2008 1:34pm

@MHOTEL: I was thinking the same thing.

Here's the video of crows cracking nuts with cars.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=Ny661wLDSn8

Video: Plastic Knuckledusters vs. Fruit and Vegetables

February 29, 2008 8:13am

Oh man, that was great! The best part was when he was tapping the sheriff's bald head with the knuckles.

"How's that feel right there?" *tap tap tap tap*

And they were doing the world a favor when they punched that Miller Lite into oblivion.

History of war through food; Dog impersonates boozy Orson Welles.

February 28, 2008 10:24am

This made my day. Great find.

Tear-free onion engineered

February 6, 2008 10:41am

For those of you with issues, you can purchase a variety of Onion Goggles (pops) in a variety of sizes and styles.

Robert J. Shea's SHIKE released with CC

January 30, 2008 10:31am

Very cool.

Thanks for doing this. If it's as good as I expect, I'll have to go buy a retail copy too.

Random tangent about Robert Anton Wilson:
I was at a rave at a Chicago warehouse in the early 90's, and halfway through the night the music stopped and lo-and-behold, Mr. Wilson started speaking.

It was very surreal to see a bunch of raver kiddies all sitting in a circle on the cold concrete floor listening to the imposing, grandfatherly figure of Wilson.

I remember clearly the last line of his speech, "And people ask me, when was the last time I took acid? And I tell them, today!"

Obviously, that got a huge cheer.

Disclaimer: I do not promote and have never done acid, but obviously he did

Lazyweb: Bitmap to Vector?

January 25, 2008 6:13am

I found this tool a few weeks ago - maybe it would work for you?

http://vectormagic.stanford.edu/

Fun drum machine simulator

January 16, 2008 9:54am

Now all we need is a 303 and 808 simulator, and we can drop acid beats anywhere with a web connection!

Krups BeerTender Bringing Nasty Draught Heineken to U.S. Kitchens

January 9, 2008 6:13am

I applaud any item that can help serve as a transition point to start to appreciate craft brews.

It's just a shame that these poor souls will need to endure drinking Heineken to get there.

Blech!

Wavy cabinet

January 3, 2008 6:57am

I used to code for an online art retailer years ago and had a chance to see a coppery version of this cabinet that had been returned by a customer.

From what I remember, many of us were disappointed with the functional quality of the piece, as it had sharp edges and the coloring was flaking off in your hands like it was rusting.

However, maybe it was never intended to actually be touched, and/or the product may have improved since then.

Synth Porn: Buchla Music Easel

April 21, 2008 5:38am

Best of BBtv - American Furry

April 14, 2008 7:54am

Heavy Metal Parking Lot

March 24, 2008 12:28pm

Mathematical art

February 28, 2008 9:51am

Phun: a simulated physics playground

February 20, 2008 7:42am

Documentary about police photographer

February 19, 2008 6:44am

Warren Ellis: Freak Angels

February 15, 2008 12:03pm

Fun pocket synthesizer

February 1, 2008 12:46pm

HOWTO Get a load of hard-disk space back

January 30, 2008 10:47pm

Robert J. Shea's SHIKE released with CC

January 30, 2008 9:35am

Fun drum machine simulator

January 16, 2008 9:33am

Wavy cabinet

January 2, 2008 6:21pm

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