Now that there is *cool*

Notice there's no cartridge door..

What would be really nice is if gaming consoles were standard component size. Ever try and balance a dvd player on an Xbox? Doesn't work.

is it really rape if it's incorporeal?

Odd, I spilled my douche on my Apple laptop and they amazingly had no problem with it. Next time..tell them it's douche. *nods*

That's beautiful.

Reminds me of an episode I saw of the Old Yankee Workshop (maybe different..NOT the one with Norm but the one where the dude uses turn of the century skills and no electricity..if someone knows the name PLEASE speak up) where they showed how farmers would make lathes from springy wood saplings and leather belt drives.

I am 34 soon and been dicking with D&D since the original blue and white box set I found awaiting me in the closet around 3rd grade.

WOTC..you can go suck it. We don't care about 4th edition or anything else..there's enough content out there (90 percent of which isn't needed by anyone with an imagination) to keep legions of gamers happy forever.

The King is Dead but The Kingdom shall live on.

I'd be okay with it IF it was hovering at the $100 pricemark and not double that. And 127 directories is a joke..it should be triple or more that at the least. AND have a front USB port for flash drives.

What, we can't even revel in the toilet paper soggery of our deflated dollar without erudiots complaining about it? Jeez!

Ok..more people need to break out the Jason Bourne skillz at this point. They've already taken away your legal rights on the street..start busting noses.

Of course a HD maker would encourage the concept of bloatware!

My first drive was a Western Digital 40 meg and I thought it'd be all the room I *ever* needed.

#4: agreed. The one on the right can ride by me though.

As poignant as the lack of comments on this reflect on views of homeless is, I have too. Excellent. Groovy flames too :D

I wonder if homeless will still be blamed for their plight and ignored when it's people you know (re: housing price 'adjustment' in America)

OMG thrift stores will go out of business if they can't sell all those shitty no name band promo cds that DJs eventually give them that they stole from the radio station who got them for free and unsolicited..

“Sh nds mr f z pnshmnt!”

Snds lk gd ctchphrs fr Hllry's prsdntl cmpgn..

"When I screw I don't care for the beauty"

GB are gods :D

I think it would be more fun to glue a camera lens to the sidewalk and stencil "UPSKIRT CAM" under it.

Feel free to implement this people, there's no sidewalks here..

..it still wouldn't keep your 3 year from climbing in bed with you 3 minutes before you want to have sex with the wifey though..

Baby wipes. Perhaps flushable ones (assuming they biodegrade easier).

crank LED flashlight.

A good, sharp knife. Nothing Rambo sized.

A good first aid kit, and unless you're camping in the woods behind mom's house, an emergency beacon such as back country skiiers use.

A most of all..GOOD HIKING BOOTS and GOOD SOCKS.

That'd be worth bringing through a TSA checkpoint just to watch them shit themselves in glee at actually finding a 'bomb'.

Or they would have speed matched the zep, and been lowered down to the ship after it docked.

They didn't have RADAR in '23..hence the need for spotting planes.

#2: Ballast...and how could it capsize with an inflatable dirigible attached at the top?

#3: Hence the idea of it being steampunked

#4: The net. Biplanes flew extremely slow.

That sooo needs to be steampunked. You could write an entire script from that one image. Well someone could.

I too expected Black Tech to be a reference to something cool like #2 thought, vs another clueless race thingy.

Although honestly I'd like to see more Indian tech blogs...feather not dot.

Someone needs to laser graffiti their building in downtown Clearwater, Florida. :D

I miss the days when if someone was hassling you, you simply could kick the crap out of them. If they were bigger...use a brick.

Of course those days ended when the 'net became popular and people stopped doing things like..going outside. Hard to beat people up with twig arms and giant arses holding you back.

We need to rally the homeless against them, thats what I think. A perfect army of unknown, untraceable minions who will work for food, don't have lives for Scienta's to exploit or make public "John Doe Lives Behind A Dumpster behind Dennys on Main St!", and whom have been ousted from the parks by Scienta controlled city boards anyways.

Lesson Learned: Lock the damn door when watching pornos and masturbating.

I listened to the entire interview today. He was as straightforward as one can get "They can go to hell!"

Homeland Security's comment was "Showing up at an airport after May with a Montana license will be the same as showing up with no license".

If the people won't stand up to this idiocy, maybe it will be a State Vs Federal issue. I hope the Montana people back their governor.

..people need to step up and stand up. Period.

You will be missed Gary.

(been playing for 25 of my 33 years on this planet)

*knocks out Metafactory with wooden knucks made with a jigsaw and a piece of oak*

What know? Ban wood?

How irresponsible! They aren't alerting the Dairy producers, Cabbage growers, and Breweries on possible attacks!

Too bad the TSA didn't taser her ass. They were smart..they used a white chick.

$160 buys A LOT of paint. Cool idea though.

Ronan Says: I KNOW WHAT KNOBS DO.

SWOOOOOORRRDDSS!

#14...please don't give them any ideas, they may just start doing that.

I'm just waiting for the day where someone snaps and beats the shit out of one of these people. Hopefully a good mob reaction will ensue, and the bloody heads of TSA agents will be stuck on pikes at the airports entrance as a warning..

We can only dare to dream..

#25 as of the NPR report from Washington I heard all of 60 seconds ago, they are going with the hydrazine angle now.

Oh and totally unrelated, "The Bushes Care About Black People now, as long as the Telecomm Immunity bill passes today, that is.

How cool, we just had chicken cooked in with honey wine tonight. Pretty easy..put frozen chicken breasts in pan, dump in honey wine, and cook. No diagram needed.

"Stop calling me DUDE! A dude is someone that works on a ranch!" -awesome.

FTR, a 'dude' is what a cowboy (a person that may work on a ranch) would call a clueless city tourist who is paying to visit said ranch. (Dude horse= a well mannered horse that won't throw a clueless city person).

Judging from his tiny legs, fat gut, and temper, I'd say Officer Rivieri has a problem with low blood sugar, a bitchy wife and a cat that pisses on his pillow..

As a father I wouldn't let a nutjob like within 10' of my kid. That may explain mens reaction to this..protectiveness.

Christ the first two years it was (almost)impossible to take her shopping without people wanting to come up and touch..get the fuck away from my kid!

Hah #1 totally beat me on the Fraggles, although they were more like early 80's ;)

(thank G$d the 90s weren't like the 80s dude..how could you mix that up?)

Nice, I'll be able to walk down the sidewalk without tripping over tourists this summer.

Don't worry world, we don't have much longer of Bush and his cadre of idiots to deal with for much longer..we'll have a whole NEW bunch of idiots next election.

You don't pay them for the sex..

You pay them to leave. ;)

Hmm..the next time some "girl" offers me a slurp on a tube coming from underneath "her" clothing, I will have to remember this..

I'm so glad Colorado bars have banned acting in them, and within 15' of the bar entrance.

Otherwise we'd be up to our eyebrows in Klaus Pierres.

Kandiss Crone?

What a great porn name!

Ah England..you can't even fart without a permit. It's a wonder people bother to live there.

eggs come from chickens? Blasphemists! Next you'll be saying my hamburger comes from those cow things, not the giant plastic box in the backroom of the supermarket.

Yeah, green eggs are far from newsworthy, even if they suddenly pop up in some little village in the middle of nowhere.

Now if they were giant Golden Eggs..time to Hail Eris!

We should just drill for art and make oil, the world would be so much more the prosaic place.

man, and I thought buying my DM a lapdance at the local club was the best way to get that Vorpal Longsword!

interesting stuff. Tried some 10x about 5 years ago, a hit or two stopped time for a while..just sat there staring at the MUD I was playing and had cold sweats. Lasted about 20 minutes (thanks to idle time being displayed) and nothing else.

Whatev, the War on Drugs will fail whether or not they 'make it illegal'. It's easier to grow than pot, common houseplant.

best post of 2008..so far :)

Jeez that's right out of page 4, paragraph 2 of "How to Rule The World by Running A Hipster Coffee Bar".

noobz.

I hear the Republican party has giant warehouses in the Nevada desert, where thousands of trained monkeys use Imacs to edit entries on Wikipedia.

Ah just round up a few hundred homeless people, stick them on a Conan turnstile pushing the pumps, and art appreciators can toss them food. That way everyone is happy, no?

-homeless fed and have a purpose, plus great exercise!
-bio-friendly art project

-more empty doorways to relieve yourself in after stumbling out of the pub, or to get a quicky from a hooker in after those snooty NYC girls snub you.

Grab your barrels, here we go!

...beats being a Furry.

Yeah I bet waiters at Applebeas will *love* this for stealing your money if it ever gets an US debut..

It'll work fine till the government forces mandatory Vista upgrades across the board..

THANK YOU MICROSOFT!

Makes me wish I still did acid!

http://www.walterrobot.com/quiktime/weekly/cowboy.html

The cowboy bit is much better with the full window quicktime view.

Sweet axe, Mark!

I wonder how many people they've caught have sex in backseats.. ;)

That'd be great for 4-wheeling trips..which for you cubicle slaves is somewhere between camping and driving.

Mine was The Overlord, of course! I miss bbs days, I ran a few Remote Access boards, and we used Fidonet Frontdoor for our own nefarious purposes.

Now just another anonymous bit on the vast intra-web sea of cheese, alas. ;)

So..if I had a great set of knockers, I wouldn't be allowed to like punk, right? Whew..good thing man-boobs don't count.

Way to go COOP!!! Way to go BB! Thank you for passing on the $125 hoody option on this one!

Thank god my GI JOEs couldn't scream when I blew them apart with my BB gun at age 12.

dare I broach the idea of rabid anime fanboys trying to buy this for themselves..

MOM?!!

DAD?!!!!

WTF!

I'll hook ya up with a corpse for $1499.

hypothetically of course.

screw wine. Those would rock for chilled vodka!

I agree Teresa, he's in the wrong (cop). But, the driver should have sat where he was though and been clear about what was happening before he exited the 'safety' of his car. Hard lesson to learn the shocking way :(

A classic example of your 'safety bubble' getting popped. Pre-taser proliferation era, the trooper simply would have grabbed him, tossed him against the car and cuffed him, leaving his shocked wife and baby behind to follow to the station.

Anyone selling "Don't Tase Me, Bro!" bumperstickers yet?

You don't have to be meek when pulled over, just be calm, and if you're nervous and the cop asks you why you are nervous, tell the truth "I'm being pulled over". Works for me :)

As for the video..they both screwed up. YOU'RE TRAVELING IN UTAH for christ's sake. I've only lived out here for 5 years (moved from NYC) and you aren't dealing with pansy ass people, period. Especially outside of city limits. He should have signed the ticket and fought it in court. Cops don't make laws, they enforce them. The video would have clearly shown he has being pulled over before the speed limit sign.

Onto the tasing..the trooper was a dick. Period. Granted, he was probably already pissed the guy called him officer instead of Trooper (big mistake , people), but tasing should be a last resort before pulling a gun. It's not like blondie was a 6'5" biker with prison tats. What you have there was two jock cops pulling over some city yuppy and making him flop around like a freshly landed trout.

verdict?

both parties = asshats.

Now THAT you could smuggle on an airplane.

I want to see someone make a wrist mounted Gauss gun..steampunk style of course.

JUST IN! ATLANTIS SINKS TO THE BOTTOM OF THE OCEAN!

did anyone else's Firefox crash horribly with Quicktime errors when they tried Spooky's site?

What..they haven't beaten COBRA *yet*?!!!

two guys walk into a swank art opening in NYC.

one guy is wearing the hoodie.

one guy is not.

Who gets laid by the snooty art chick?

I think the answer is obvious, people.

omg someone vomited my last acid trip on the hoody.

But that's the beauty of art..somewhere, someone, will like it enough to shell out the buck twenty.

they should get it Vista Certified, so it can't be called "Improvised" anymore.. ;)

sweet..now I can be stalked by *smart* chicks. Rock on!