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Davidvaughan

Bio: Born outside Rome, I was raised by insects. I then founded a city-state destined to become the greatest empire the world has known. In ant terms, at least. And I like beer.

Splayed angelic pigeon wings

January 7, 2008 3:48am

Hmmm, pigeon spare-parts. I think we're likely to see more and more of this on the streets of Britain.

The EU now mandates pigeon upgrades, but fails to provide for parts disposal. Conveniently, the black market promises to dispose of the old parts but don't ask where they dump them.

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