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Freakazoid on DVD -- yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes!

July 28, 2008 11:00am

Wow.
Let me just say that having no knowledge of this show, the comments read like chatter at the insane asylum.

Rave on!

Neat organization at new NYC bookstore

June 5, 2008 7:26pm

As a former record store employee, I can only imagine the nice serendipity for the casual browser and the hair-pulling trauma for the clerk when somebody asks for a title.

Bookworm: "Hi, I looked under Literature for 'A Portrait of the Artist as a Young Man' but didn't find it. Do you have it in stock?"

Frustrated poet with an English Degree behind the counter: "Hmmm...the computer says we have one copy, let's check the Irish travel section, the Catholicism rebellion section, The 'Desmond From LOST's Fave Reads' endcap, behind the returns desk, and any number of other kooky places to see if we can track it down."

If your future blind date's Facebook page says she's really into William Carlos Williams and you want to do some pre-date cramming (so to speak) where do you start?

Then again, when I was at Tower Records we always joked about putting every single CD in alphabetical order and calling it "World" music since it was all recorded on the planet, so I may have thought about this junk too much.

Kids' wishes for a better planet

May 22, 2008 12:51pm

I think the fourth one is wishing for a "stripper pole"

WHEW! I'm glad I'm not the only one who thought that.

Craiglist stoner thanks pizza guy for best pizza ever

April 5, 2008 5:37pm

@43

Nah, #8 was right. Posting a link about Ann Arbor stoners on the date of Hash Bash was Right on!

It was beautiful here in Ann Arbor today too -- The first Hash Bash I can remember that wasn't 35° and rainy.

Oh wait...this is actually the first Hash Bash I can remember!

Mmmmm...Pizza with those tomatoes that are dried by that...shining thing...in the sky.

Worst Band Names of 2007

December 16, 2007 5:50pm

Naming a band can be an arduous task. The moniker a band gives itself will ultimately convey an idea to their listener about what the music will sound like even before they’ve heard a note. Interestingly, this does not explain why the guys in "Slobberbone" decided to give their terrific band such an extraordinarily lousy name. For some unknown reason, each of the real bands or performers listed below decided to name themselves something that is a little off the beaten path. Below is a document featuring a list of the funny band names that we have been keeping a running tally on. —Zac Johnson, AllMusic.com

Bunnygrunt
Bubble Puppy
Honest Bob and the Factory to Dealer Incentives
Temporary Darkening Of The Stool
Yoko Homo
Blind Lemon Pledge
Chixdiggit!
The Four Foodgroups of the Apocalypse
Man Scouts of America
The Ska Baios
Mike Love Not War
Horny Hombres
Harry Chronic Jr.
Shit Pants John
Small Fish With Spine
Diaper Gym
Diddle Dumpling Diddle
Butterscotch Tuna
Captain Groovy and His Bubblegum Army
Anus the Menace
Three Orange Whips
The Whistlebinkies
The Amazing Shitheads
Ben Folds Laundry
Freddie Kaboodleschnitzer
Spam Grenades
Shower Scene From Psycho
King Uszniewicz and His Uszniewicztones
Lee Harvey Keitel
Get The Hell Out of the Way of the Volcano
Tight Bros. from Way Back When
The Inaliable Right to Eat Fred Astaire’s Ass
Bad Tuna Experience
Shag Motor Pony
White Courtesy Telephone
The Four Freshmen of the Apocalypse
Stark Naked and the Car Thieves
Onward Crispin Glover
Jive Talking Robots
Chick Crumpacker
The Little Blue Crunchy Things
Ass Baboons of Venus
This Bike Is A Pipebomb
Blood Sledge Electric Death Chickens
Heisenberg’s Uncertain Tea Principle
The Cockadoodle Dudes
MC Glockamolie
Reagan’s Polyp
Green Milk From Planet Orange
Fat Jon, The Ample Soul Physician
Joan of Arse
Jelly Roll Moron
Reality D. Blipcrotch
Shirley Temple of Doom
It Bites
Mother Mallard’s Portable Masterpiece Company
Ugly Mustard
Ashtray Babyhead
Fourteen Iced Beers
Pinhead Gunpowder
Chester Copperpot
Ed’s Redeeming Qualities
Brothers From Other Mothers
Bucky Weiner
Rich Kids on LSD
Chuckle Butt
Mussolini Headkick
Sweep The Leg Johnny
Couch of Eureka
Lost T-Shirt of Atlantis
Nine Inch Elvis
Ed Banger & the Nosebleeds
Shock Headed Peters
Assfort
Herculon Velveteen
Bon Von Wheelie
Drimble Wedge
Splat Winger
Giggling Heap
Hoaky Hickel
Smokin’ Lord Toot
Uncle Klickie
Richard Smoker
Ray Strange
Garth Vader
Mario Speedwagon
Parker Squirt
Barak Schmool
Sookie Sook
Doc Sausage
Emerson Scabby Robe
Riff Rudfinn
Tex Sattershite
Hindenburgo V. Borges Pereira
Wee Willie Reefer
Sprocket J. Royer
Lola Poobash
Stickey Sky-Juice
Boomer Oinkwell
Moishe Oysher
Diamond Wookie
Army Of The Twenty Three Monkeys
Beer For Dolphins
Poptart Monkeys
Poopiehead
Thick Nickel McPickus
Humpy Bong
I Can Lick Any Son Of A Bitch In The House

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