WOW this IS getting better and better. Kookwatch Bravo!!! I applaud you!!

You would make all your friends at the conspiracy club proud.

As far as Europe being for wankers.... Well, when you get your job that you lost back; save up all your little pennies and feel free to come for a visit. It is obvious you know nothing about the rest of the world. So feel free to keep sitting around and complaining about things in your po-dunk town.

I really wanted to become a global professional so I came over here. I am an American and I am former military as well. I understand national pride.... But come on read a book or something.

Books will teach you great things... Like how to spell HAIT without the I and an to put an E on the end (HATE)

Regards,
DanielS (AKA the wanker living in Europe)

P.S. Where do you think your family came from?? I am not talking about the same mother/sister either. I mean originally.