So, that's how it must look for those slow-headed, soft-brained neocons, huh?

Funny stuff. I really like when they start screaming at one another. Seriously. You know you've hit rock bottom when Geraldo is scolding you for your lack of journalistic integrity.

I went to a rodeo in Fruita some years ago. It's an interesting town.

Well, this isn't too crazy. I've seen weirder stuff at Burning Man. hahaha...

Still... These god-soaked folks terrify me.

Who makes the tape?

Is there an official tape of the 2008 Olympics?

Kid probably grew up to have a scat fetish after all that beating and forced pooping.

And another little soldier in the fight against Communism poops free and easy!

Hallelujah!

Sounds like a challenge to me.

Why can't some of these Christians just accept and learn science rather than always trying to pervert it to cram it into their crazy cults?

Yowza! Mid-Twentieth Century bigotry and misogyny is alive and well in Reinhart's sad, little, hayseed enclave.

On the plus side?

Well, he did spell his name right.

Aside from that, Three Jeff? Put me down for Labor Day weekend.

I'm a single, childless amateur photographer whose house is half a block away from an elementary school. It's pretty much only a matter of time for me to get some knocks on the door or the neighbors take up torches and pitchforks and run me out of town.

I think local news these days actually spends a grand total of three minutes actually reporting the news in every broadcast.

But yeah. Your buddy was right. The guy was a total jackass, and he probably could have asked more relevant questions. Instead, he just wanted to waste his time being an annoying asshat asking vapid and pointless questions which no one really cared about.

But, his hair sure looked nice.

Middletown , June 30, 2008 11:08 AM

lethal levels of stupidity are achieved by ignorant associations to justify your distracted mind.

Do you need a tissue?

It'll be okay, little badger. Just step away from the family cult, and you might learn to spell.

If you put the word "Family" in your group's name, I think your collective IQ drops to near lethal levels of stupidity.

mm... "sz?"

sh...

Polar bear?

So, is Blackwater now required to operate in accordance to Shari'a Law since they're in Afghanistan?

How do these morons keep getting elected?

It's amazing how we have some of America's dumbest people running the country. This is a guy who would be lethally challenged delivering pizza, and here he is taking an active role in destroying the Constitution because he's simply too god damned dense to read and understand the thing.

I don't know. It's hard to top that Tuscan Whole Milk thread. That was a thing of internet beauty.

Ahhh... That's just plain wonderful. It makes me want to go sit in the shade and just watch the world.

Well, if you're the kind of person who needs their coffee networked and on the internet, something tells me you really deserve the hassles.

Wow. Canada's looking more and more like the United States every day.

Kind of sad, I s'pose.

So, when do we get to see the rainbows and magic?

posted by StudioRobot June 10, 2008 2:35 PM

i have these! i tried to bite one off.

DO NOT TRY TO BITE THEM OFF

My god man! I almost hurled thinking about that. Did they crunch like onions?

For a guy who doesn't attend a church, he sure has that whole bigoted, redneck, cowardly Christian act down pretty well.

I wonder if the folks at Ford will do the right thing and remove their affiliation with this maniac and his self-righteous nonsense. At this point, however, he seems to be milking that whole "there's no such thing as bad publicity" thing.

I think I will always remember how mind-shreddingly hilarious it was whenever Harvey Korman and Tim Conway got together and tried to crack each other up while also trying not to laugh. How many times did you see tears on one or both of their faces during a sketch?

Even thinking about some of them now just makes me laugh.

One of the best comedy duos ever.

Goodnight, funny man. Thank you for the laughs.

Hmmm... I wonder what I could hide in there?

Do they teach these sorts of hollow apologies in the Bible? I've heard this exact apology from any number of god-soaked, hate-mongering, pseudo-Christian gasbags.

Actually, I think this guy is just setting himself up for the inevitable collapse most small car dealerships will face with the economy and the price of gas being what they are.

Now, when his business folds, he can blame it all on Christian persecution.

Brilliant!

As an atheist, I like it. In fact, I want to walk in there with a fat wad of my evil, godless money to see if these Christian nutbags have the conviction and faith to not sell me a car.

Then again, there's a pretty good chance I'd be stuck with a freakin' Ford.

Is this guy trying to compete with Newman's Own when it comes to salad dressing?

I have a feeling the police will use this video to stress the importance of waiting for backup.

I almost feel sorry for that poor cop, but you've go to admit, that's a damn funny video.

Why does the internet hate America?

I think other countries should start their own terror watch lists, and they can put G-Dub on there.

Then again, if he can't travel, he can LEAVE, and we'd be stuck with the potatohead.

"It is no question that GTA is merely reflective of the bigger misogyny embedded in capitalist patriarchy...

Why am I reminded of the peasant in Monty Python and The Holy Grail?

"Come see the violence inherent in the system!"

I would totally sue them for no other reason than to make an example out of these idiots so that some sort of freakin' policy may actually be established to which these dim-wits can adhere.

Clearly, common sense is too much to expect in many of these situations. I mean, really. Is England training their cops with crayons and coloring books?

It really should be called Magic Hijack.

Ben Stein should know that blaming Darwin for the Nazi's is like blaming the Wright Brothers for 9-11.

Gyaagh! This anti-science crowd must be ridiculously blissful in their stupidity. I'm almost envious.

So, they could conceivably lead to either a good or bad stoke? Keep in mind that there's a vas deferens between the two types.

Klaatu barada nickto, baby!

Yes.. yes... Now that all the good tidings are out of the way, I need to ask:

Is your daughter driving yet, Cory?

I need a ride to a Super Bowl party.

Welcome to the world, Little One. Do try to keep an eye on the old man.

Is it wrong of me to fear more for Donny's sanity than Britney's?

Is it just me, or does this whole thing just smack of Tesla?

I think that this demonstrates not only the sheer crippling stupidity of these gomers, but it's also a great display of the typical cowardice of these racist morons?

It's actually somewhat funny in that they just don't seem to have the conviction to stand by their twisted beliefs, and subsequently have to contrive these silly, misguided euphemisms.

I find that if someone asks about the location of crazy sculptures, I can answer by saying either Berlin, Prague or Cardiff.

Funky video though. What was the music?

And, well... As for Raquel, that woman was hot before hot was cool.

Eat the face! Eat the face! Be the face-eating zombie groom!

Man... I've gotten "fatal" errors and "terminal" errors before, but never have I gotten a catastrophic failure that didn't involve the words "I do."

Man... The hypocrisy of that card is sickening. I wonder if they enclosed gift certificates to Balco labs in the cards?

Oy... This nonsense is just getting too damn silly to keep up with.

I suppose it beats their original ideas:

"We will taze you, bro!"

And...

"So many Bro's, so little voltage."

No?

Ouch...

Nothing sickens or tires me more than these pseudo-Christian zealots and their relentless pursuit to throw away the Constitution and transform America into some sort of perverted theocracy.

In light of that, I think this is obviously set-up to send a message to the gesticulating hordes of Evangelical loonies out there. I think Bush did much the same with his dropping of little keywords here and there. They're a lot like teenage boys watching scrambled soft-core porn on late-night Cinemax, and they get quite excited and relieved when a little blur is deciphered.

Ah well... Perhaps someday presidential candidates won't be required to undergo a religious test so as to become leader. Maybe we should have that sort of thing written into our Constitution.

How many more of these accounts do we need to hear before Americans shake the crippling fear from their shoulders and take this country back?

How can anyone see these goings on as a positive thing for either America's image or America's security? How many more victims of this inhumanity do we have to hear of before we realize that we are the enemy?

I wish it would end, Cory. And, I wish I didn't have to live in a nation so evil, so gutless and so foolish. This is not my America, and I sure as hell can't imagine anyone with even an ounce of humanity who could say honestly that they are proud of this nation.

We should be ashamed.

Why do our shoes hate America so much? Is it all the gum on our sidewalks?

That's brilliant! Perhaps Amazon will be smart and keep these reviews up and maybe put the best of them into a book one of these days. That could be a fun read.

I have very little faith that Mukasey will be of any use in this. The man is a gutless, partisan toad who can't answer a simple yes or no question.

"Is waterboarding torture?"
"The US doesn't torture."

lather, rinse, repeat...

That's an especially baffling case of Engrish run amok.

I'd say I was surprised at the obsessions of Conservapedia readers, but, really, how can anyone be surprised? They probably treat the thing as a gay sex manual for their curiosity.

So, in light of that, it's clear at least someone is learning something from that collection of mindless gibberish at Conservapedia.

#6 posted by tsol , November 17, 2007 9:08 AM

This is cute. Meanwhile, CNN actively distorted the Democratic debates in order to favor Hillary Clinton.

I can't wait to read about it here

I just have to ask: What does your outburst have to do with Fox "News" broadcasting soft-core porn? Or, are you just thinking that by attacking CNN, you're going to somehow make Fox look better in spite of their obvious hypocrisy? Are you expecting us to overlook Fox for its blatant hypocrisy while condemning CNN for something which is absolutely irrelevant to this discussion?

I love the Fox defenders' response to this story. It's like a bus-load of zombies tipped over on the expressway, and they're now just sort of wandering around aimlessly looking for something to jump on in pursuit of some tasty brains. Unfortunately, all their potential targets are in fast-moving cars, and the poor uninformed zombies have been reduced to just bouncing off the windshield as reality passes them by quickly.

Poor zombies...

Remember when Fox "News" broadcast that embattled congress-critter Foley was a Democrat?

I find it spectacularly funny to think that someone out there can actually believe that Fox "News" is somehow above being questioned when it's been proven, time and time again, that the network would openly broadcast blatant partisan lies rather than report the verifiable truth. Indeed, the most basic principles of journalism and information gathering are comically anathema to the folks at Fox.

Fox has built an empire as a result of appealing to the most base human emotions: Desire and hate. Fox has proven time and time again that they are not above lying so as to bolster their partisan agenda, so why should anyone be surprised that they broadcast soft-core porn in between their senseless partisan hit-jobs to keep their addlepated viewers watching?

I do pity the Fox viewers for the simple reason that it's only a matter of time before they find themselves grappling with a reality for which they are woefully unprepared as a result of being sold this shiny, golden turd of misinformation for so long.

I can see Hodgman keeping a straight face, but how in the world did Xeni manage to keep from cracking up and weeping with laughter?

Actually, Lily Cortez probably sounded a lot like:

"Mee mur myting mur duh might tuh mrrk.."

Needless to say, I don't really see this turning out well.

Actually, it's up to 500,000 people evacuated.

As for Glenn Beck, he's just a washed-up former addict whose opinions, like himself, are utterly worthless.

Good luck all you folks out there on the Left Coast. Do be careful. Fire is not something to take lightly.

I think Bradbury himself could quite easily fill the teacher requirement.

Xeni is a skinjob?

Hmm... If you pause this video a scant three seconds in and look into her eyes, it's a dead giveaway.

What does this Catholic Bishop care about colonization? He's sold his people to a Western religion, so if anything, he's part of the problem, and he's definitely the last person qualified to prattle on about protecting the indigenous cultures of Africa from colonization.

As for his paranoid ramblings about the HIV crisis in Africa, it's typical religious lunacy. To these fools, there's a threat around every corner, and even when one doesn't exist, they simply make up some hobgoblin to keep their foolish beliefs relevant so as to maintain control of the population.

Personally, I think the world would be a happier place if ALL religions just shut up for a few centuries.

I just want to go on record as wholeheartedly endorsing the actions of AT&T. Without them and their tireless efforts to protect innocent Americans, our nation would crumble beneath the never-ending onslaught of terrah and terrahism.

Thank you AT&T. Please do not cut off my service.

Aside from that, why are you here, JOEH? This isn't the freakin' dentist, ya know.

I like that it's against the rules and they still do it. That says a lot about, not only Texas politics, but the American legislative process as a whole.

Kind of embarrassing, don't you think?

That's just way too creepy, and I suppose I'd start demanding answers if I was her. It's disappointing that she would back down to this sort of intimidation. Plug her into a few episodes of Burn Notice and teach this woman some crazy skills.

I can't tell you how much safer I feel knowing that this madman is not allowed to fly with his improvised multimeter. Imagine the damage he could have done had he been allowed on that flight. That multimeter could have been turned into a... umm... NON-functioning multimeter.

This TSA nonsense is just getting silly.

Time to put Ol' Yeller down, methinks.

Wow. What do you know? It really is order in a hell of a lot of chaos. That's pretty slick.

After looking at it a little more, I think the bear is on fire. What kind of wicked chocolate makers are these?!? I mean, I like Toblerone, but I'm not going to eat chocolate from a company that endorses the immolation of bears in Switzerland.

Why couldn't they have put a picture of the Ricola guys in flames? Or those obnoxiously hip and trendy Mentos people? Either one of those would be fine by me.

It took me a minute, but at first I thought it was a stag of some sort. I wonder why they did that though.

It's hard to be mad. Plus, even with the sneaky stuff, they're still selling roses at $10 a dozen, and that's a pretty decent deal.