Holy beautiful. Of course the male's sexual universe consists of an array of female parts while the female's sexual universe consists entirely of male genitalia. I am so sick of being objectified as a nothing more than a walking wiener! My eyes are up here ladies!

Thank you for geose. I really needed a unicorn chaser after those more recently posted tongue whiskers. Made me chuckle out loud.

Thank you for geose. I really needed a unicorn chaser after those more recently posted tongue whiskers. Made me chuckle out loud.

Until recently, I assumed an optical mice rendered pads obsolete. After discussing the matter with my Counter Strike comrades however, I was surprised to learn that the best players still use them. So I picked up one myself, and sure enough, the pad provides superior movement and tracking, at least in my case. Now, all your base are belong to us.

Timelapse youtube video or it didn't happen.

Leslie's sheer hustle just doesn't cut it for me. If you're not authentic (Jay Maynard, Randy Constan, Tay Zonday), you'd better be insanely insightful (Max & Gabe, Ze Frank).

What a wonderful, once-in-a-lifetime idea.Do any of the clocks contribute to the formation of more than one letter at different times? I wonder how few clocks you could get away with if you wrote the words in a crossword-like matrix. Sounds like a geek challenge to me.

Bet her name is Kate. Kate or Cindy or Crystal or Candy, Mercedes or Joan, Betty or Brenda, Suzie or Anita or Phoebe or Jack, Jackie-ooooooo.

If you look closely, you'll notice that each gentleman sports a forehead tattoo. It's difficult at first, but be patient. Just like those MagicEye posters from the 90's, if stare at them for long enough and relax your focus, you will eventually see them.

BTW I was told that the tear drop tattoo denotes prison time.

Officer Whipple? As in Whipple of Charmin
bathroom tissue fame? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Bx6Mpyi4xk&feature=related)

You couldn't make this stuff up...or maybe you could.

The state of American democracy is disheartening at times, but it is shining bastion of virtue compared to its Russian counterpart right now. Putin does not rely on gulags, but rather bureaucratic red tape to silence his opponents, whether they be political parties, media, or universities. Why don't Russians resist? Is an influx of oil money all it takes to silence these people?

I can't decide what I love most about this video. The straddle-the-steering-wheel dismount at 0:55? The 2'x4' timber construction at 1:49? The mysterious, rocking golf cart driver at 1:59? Or maybe it's the cup holder containing a refreshing beverage with straw at 1:57. Yup, definitely the cup holder.

So let me get this straight...this guy does weight training even though he is only 2' 9" tall? The mind reels! Next you're going to tell me he has hobbies and enjoys watching TV after work, just like us normal humans. You go little fella!

Seriously, this story is pandering, insulting horse crap. Here's a clue: if Guinness World Records takes an interest in your achievement, there is a 90% probability that your achievement is nothing more than a titillating novelty act designed to shill $30 hardcover books to the lowest common denominator during the Christmas season. Nothing personal Romeo.

These pictures make me want to pack up my wife and kids and move to the south of France where we can watch the decline of the American Empire from a comfortable distance.

Based on his coughing, I'm guessing MC Myron Floren was hip to the whole transgression. In my experience, all musicians, even accordionists, are reefer addicts anyways.