@Takuan #5: I was going to say, I'm pretty sure I saw that come out out a guy's chest in one of the "Alien(s)(3)(etc)" movies. But Now that you mention the shit weasels...yeah. Them too.

I'm not entirely sure whether I like this idea or not, but I should point out, in response to Fnarf #1, that my morning (North Jersey) paper informed me that the law has an exception for computer use at work or in the course of looking for work. Which opens up a whole 'nother can of worms about who's going to claim they're looking for a job, really, and they just clicked on that porn ad by accident...

But yeah, there's a work exception.