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More severed feet in British Columbia
June 17, 2008 2:38pm
Stormtroopers v. London cops
May 30, 2008 12:52pm
These are not the...Damn you, Greg London. Damn you to hell.
Bushnell's Bigfoot contest
May 30, 2008 12:51pm
Just contact his agent through Jack Link Beef Jerky.
As for that photo, it's clearly Cousin It. Duh.
Uncontacted tribe in Amazon
May 30, 2008 12:50pm
I call shennanigans.
The guy on the right looks like he's wearing Nikes.
7-year-old boy removed from father and placed in state custody over mistaken order of hard lemondade
April 29, 2008 2:25pm
You have the right to bear arms. Not sip bears. Commie.
Happy 107th birthday to my grandmother!
April 11, 2008 10:22pm
Well, happy birthday and all, but geez, she's just laying about?
Why isn't she blogging? Gah!
(kidding. happy birthday.)
Pint-sized motorcycle-engine-powered monowheel of yesteryear
March 28, 2008 11:38am
Take it...take it...
Bed looks like it was designed by Apple
February 21, 2008 1:39pm
My dad built himself a bed just like this when I was a kid. No monitor, though. Just a remote and a black-and-white Panasonic.
U.S. will try to shoot down spy satellite gone bad
February 15, 2008 9:52am
"Flawed theory!"
"Snarky comment about flawed theory!"
"Admonishment!"
"Defensive reply!"
"Conspiracy theory!"
"Harrumph!"
Nothing like a good ol' Science Slap-Fight.
Six-word memoirs by writers famous and obscure
February 14, 2008 4:32pm
Never was any good at rules.
Space Food Sticks
January 30, 2008 12:50pm
"...which I believe were just cat crap in foil pouches."
Don't you BLASpheme in this house!
Don't you BLASPHEME IN THIS HOUSE!!
Blackest material EVAR
January 17, 2008 1:00pm
"First thing I thought was "Ninja suits"."
Whoa! That's sooo weird! That's the first thing I think every morning!
Blackest material EVAR
January 16, 2008 2:18pm
Blacker-than-the-blackest-black times infinity?
That is so metal.
LifeHammer Vehicle Escape Tool
January 2, 2008 1:33pm
Santa brought me the Eddie Bauer version - with flashlight for, um...
Lakota Natives Withdraw Treaties with U.S.
December 20, 2007 10:40am
I just hope they're not sitting on any oil.
Go Lakotas!
Official 1898 baseball document filled with foul language
December 4, 2007 3:33pm
What!? Brian Sabean was alive in 1898?
No friends yet.
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"Today's UK surf report:
It's one foot out, and it stinks."
Brilliant. (Except now it's five feet! w00t!)